Fine Bi Me (Adam & Eve) Review

Reviewed by Loraine (SGPC)  on  2/16/2005

Fine Bi Me, Whatever Trips Your Trigger Adam and Eve, Date of Production 7/9/04, Written and Directed by Mike Donner, Feature Length 101 minutes, Bisexual

Who is in it: Rod Barry, Tina Tyler, Jordan Haze, Gil Cortez, Devon Michaels, Jason Clydesdale, Buck Jordan, Xara Diaz, Harlee, Honey Best, Jed Pisston and Devon Summers.

5 scenes, 2 bonus scenes (one boy/boy from Triple Play and a domme/sub scene with a strapon from Erosity).

I enjoyed the behind the scenes footage and sort of regretted I didn't watch it before the feature, I like knowing more about the people and this BTS is well done. Rod Barry introduces each of the stars as he does some cute interviewing. Through this we learn that's it the first movie for both Buck Jordan and Harlee and the first bi scene for a number of the performers. It ends with a quick peek at Tina and Rod getting cleaned up in the shower together.

The picture gallery has around thirty posed shots of the performers with the folks they appear in their scenes with, it's nice.

There are seven previews for other films, Dinner Party 3 Cocktails, Latin Fantasies, Sex Across America No.9, Tell Me What You Want No.4, Rawhide, The Real Thing, Extreme Behaviour No 3.

From the back cover (I like the boxcover, the cute, playful cover photo is representative of what you can expect to find inside. "Three pillows on this bed: one for her, one for him and one for his boyfriend! See the sexual boundaries get blurred in this no-holes barred love triangle where bygone are truly bi-gones."

Technical info, there are a couple of mercifully brief advertisements, the menus are easy enough to navigate, the music is pleasant and generally unobtrusive, although at times I was more aware of it than I wanted to be.

The lighting on the most part is fine, although a couple of the scenes were very bright, especially the girl on girl kitchen scene (I'm sensitive to these things!) Rod Barry's scene with Jordan Haze in front of the fire and the last scene with Tina Tyler and friend had the most "romantic" lighting. I had to adjust the colour on my TV set to tone it down a little. Other than that, the quality is good. The credits at the start of the film introduce each of the actors -- I found that very helpful.

The décor is fine, there are some nice lingerie outfits and often some item of lingerie left on. There's some undressing so not everyone appears nude magically. On costume, I was a little distracted and not in a good way by the birthday party scene where the party boys leave their party hats on for nearly the whole scene, cute but not sexy for me. I did wonder if there was such a thing as a fetish related to the wearing of party hats and if that someone, somewhere would be getting off on that… I just kept wishing they'd take them off. At one point I had fears that Gil Cortex was going to lose an eyeon the sharp end of Jason's party hat.That, and the boxer shorts, baggy green tartan boxers with a dick sticking are not my thing…they maybe someone's, who knows?

The intro has a couple of safe sex warnings and recommendations and there's condom use throughout the film. There are quite a few tattoos and piercings amongst the group and a not so good boob job, as well as one scary manicure. I have trouble relaxing into the girl on girl thing when I'm concerned that blood is going to be shed as a result of the careless use an evil looking set of fake fingernails.

So, what's the sex like? It varies quite a bit from hot to a little stilted and a bit hesitant at times. Had I watched the BTS prior to the feature I would have known that the movie was a first for a couple of the performers and that would have explained a little of the slight strangeness I picked up in a few of the scenes.

Having said that, there's a good load of fun in this film, the performers, for the most part, seem to be enjoying themselves or at least acting in a way that's reasonably convincing. Tina plays her part with a delicious vampiness and provides the connection between the scenes. I enjoyed the film and my husband liked it too.

The first and final scenes were my favourites, the others pretty much left me unmoved although they were fine, just not that exciting for me.

Fine Bi Me has 5 scenes, boy/girl, girl/girl, boy/girl/boy/girl, boy/boy and boy/boy/girl.

Scene One : -- Rod Barry and Jordan Haze

I enjoyed this scene for what appeared to be the genuine chemistry between the two performers and some seriously sexy moments when Jordan seems to be completely caught up in the fucking. Rod and Jordan (reclining on an ottoman in front of a fireplace complete with flickering flames) pretty well get into it without too many preliminaries, although Rod stops to dip his cock into a glass of white wine and Ms Jordan proceeds to lick it off with gusto. She does a great head job and somehow manages to look very beautiful whilst doing it, taking his uncircumcised cock deeply into her mouth.

The blow job is well filmed with some nice shots over Rod's shoulder down onto Jordan's smiling face. Rod returns the oral favour, eating her with finesse in an unhurried way. We see Jordan's pleasure filled face interspersed with some nice pussy close ups. The scene is reasonably quiet without that over exagerated moaning that makes me insane. They move into a Jordan - on - top sixty nine and while she continues with some wet sucking, he enthusiastically licks her, gently sucking and pulling at her pussy lips in a very sexy way.

Rod kisses her as the scene moves to the fucking part and it's very nice fucking at that. They do reverse cowgirl, standing doggy with more kissing and move to a very hot moment of wildness with Jordan enthusiastically urging Rod on, in no uncertain terms. I loved this bit and my only disappointment was a break in that action so Jordan could turn around while Rod jerks to pop on her breasts. It's not a bad cum shot, it just seemed to break the heat of the moment.

The scene has an energetic fun feel to it, genuine chemistry between two people who appear to be enjoying fucking each other and ends just how I like a scene to end, with a kiss.

The scenes in between --

Scene Two : A girl on girl scene in front of the fridge with Devon Michaels and Xara Diez involves a large tub of whipped cream, creative use of strawberries as sex toys, a lot of licking, caressing, kissing and the introduction of a double ended pink "jelly" dildo. The scene is lighthearted and fun with some nice real kissing as opposed to the tongue duelling kind.

Scene Three : A man on man scene - with Jed Pisston and Devon Summers, they're poolside, we see some dedicated rimming, there's a nice head job and some ass fucking. The guys in this scene seem curiously detached until the second half where the ass fucking gets a bit more vigorous and the guys a bit more vocal.

Scene Four : A foursome scene with Gil Cortez, Jason Clydesdale, Harlee and Honey Best. The set up for this scene is a birthday party for one of the guys and as a special treat his partner has set a scene with another couple. As noted in the intro, the party hats just didn't do it for me. This scene for all its action seemed lacking in any real heat except for a very brief moment when Gil fucks Jason -- Gil, who remains pretty well emotion free and ill at ease for most of the scene, finally comes to life!

The scene basically involves swapping in every permutation, the blow jobs seem to go on forever, the lighting is the very broadest of daylight, the music became insistent and the whole thing just appeared a little too contrived for me.

Scene Five : The final scene with Rod Barry, Tina Tyler and Buck Jordan in a triangle was my favourite and has plenty of replay value for this reviewer. Tina owns up to enjoying being the top and directing the action with her two bedfellows then proceeds to do so in a sexy fun way. There's plenty of action between the three but briefly; Tina sets the scene by asking if the guys know eachother, the guys kiss, she sucks Buck, swaps to Rod, and goes on to orchestrate a lovely a threeway oral session with some great close ups of Rod's licking technique.

Buck and Tina perform a sensational two way mouth job on Buck, Tina and Rod do some amazingly hot kissing with Buck's cock between their mouths...Rod does Tina, she orgasms, Rod does Buck. Tina does Rod with a strap on, making a very hot sandwich with Rod in the middle. The scene ends with Rod on top (cowboy?) with Tina's strap on still in his ass, he and Buck jerk to pop on Tina's breasts.

There's lots of stroking, tender touching, kissing and caressing in this scene and what appears to be genuine enjoyment by all involved. There's an ease in which these three move through the combinations, it's well edited, the transitions are deftly handled and the whole scene is shot with a good mix of body shots and closeups. One of my favourite moments is in the closing sequence after Rod Barry paints her breasts with jizz he call Tina Tyler a "dirty girl" with a loads of affection, she returns the compliment purring out "you dirty boy" amidst lots of giggles. It's a fun ending to an enjoyable scene and a very watchable movie.