Finalmente Sandy

Rabbit/Preziosa

For starters…

Finally, Sandy does…what? Runs an intermediate motor mechanics class? Shows us the secrets of her goulash? Has sex with a man on camera? Would you be surprised to learn that the answer to the question I just posed is: none of the above?

Puzzled? A little history. Sandy, AKA, Egerhazy Zsanett, is a model who has built up a considerable fan base over nearly ten years of magazine, web and video work largely consisting of solo and girl-girl shoots for the likes of Viv Thomas, ALS, Denys De Francesco and latterly her own set-up in partnership with Zsolt Walton and Andrew Youngman. Suffice to say both star and studio would be well aware there is substantial interest in her addressing the one glaring omission from her C.V., to wit: a hardcore boy girl scene.

So here we have the audio-visual culmination of this whole process in what is billed in highly ambiguous box cover blurb as Sandy’s first hard scene – whatever that means. Given that she has done plenty of hard girl-girl scenes, I think it only fair to take that as an implication of a hardcore boy-girl scene. Certainly the hardcore version of the box cover shows her licking a penis so that might just be a hint.

Sadly, once more we find pornography taking the circus sideshow approach to accuracy in advertising. While I was aware there was more than a whiff of controversy about this release, I just had to see it for myself, if only to warn you, dear readers, that if you are expecting to see Sandy have sex with a man – and by sex I mean the Clinton definition – you are going to be disappointed.

Let’s put that simply. Sandy does not have sex with a man in this video – a few licks at a dick, a quick suck and that’s it.

The main course…

In many ways it’s a real shame that there’s such cynicism in the marketing of the movie, because considered on its own merits, Sandy’s long scene here is pretty damn hot. Seeing Sandy and Mya Diamond, all fresh and pink and lovely looking, get to grips with each other is extremely pleasurable viewing, and that’s coming from someone with a general scepticism about girl-girl scenes in porn.

The duo kiss delightfully, thoroughly lick and finger each other, 69, and work their way through a selection of ever-larger dildos and Sandy even treats Mya to a beautiful fisting that, as a side issue, serves to show that this supposedly extreme act can actually be gently erotic. I do like Mya, with her slim trim figure, long dark hair, even with her big teef! She has a funny but funky kind of look and, like Sandy, she seems pretty keen on pushing her face right into a hot wet pussy in a most determined manner. It’s almost incidental that the cameraman – who I would presume to be Andrew Youngman - happens to stick his knob, which is mainly stroked by Sandy and sucked by Mya, into the mix.

Sandy gives it a couple of licks and a “blink and you’ll miss it” suck and that’s about the extent of her involvement in heterosexual intercourse. She actually seems to be deliberately sucking it out of shot several times, which is annoyingly silly. In the end up, the cameraman (shooting it all POV style and lending an impressive intimacy to the whole affair) comes over Mya’s face and Sandy’s pussy, which remains resolutely untouched by male member.

Second helpings…

Elsewhere, the movie kicks off with a pretty straightforward boy-girl scene between the ever-watchable Liz Honey and Frank Major, a beefy Hungarian dude sadly bereft of any personality. Their encounter is utterly perfunctory and formulaic, including oral both ways, straight sex in standard positions, anal and a slow-mo come shot.

Equally forgettable is the ensuing scene, featuring the gorgeous, pouting etc Sarah Blue being her usual gorgeous, pouting self, flirting outrageously with Nick Lang and James Brossman over a pool table. Again, this is so utterly routine that not even Sarah’s typically extravagant facial expressions can disguise it. Oral, straight sex, double penetration and facials – the action is so lacking in anything outside the How to Make Porno textbook, introductory edition, that it is almost embarrassing.

Fortunately, after the main event, a welcome appearance from Katalin Kiraly along with lovely, curvy young brunette Eve (AKA Severine) prolongs the pleasure. Less convincing perhaps but equally easy on the eye, beautiful Katalin and her young friend kiss sweetly in a park and indulge in a little outdoor play before repairing to a kitchen where the use of vegetables proves somewhat unorthodox. Large cucumbers make impromptu dildos in a scene that’s right out of the “they don’t make ’em like this anymore” department. The insertion of fruit and veg was such a staple feature of the porn movies I saw in my youth that I still look knowingly at any ladies I spot perusing the courgettes in the supermarket, right before I get thrown out by security.

Finally, a tan, leggy blonde named Jennifer pops into what appears to be a designer kitchen showroom where another of these anodyne chaps, Thomas Stone, finds his commission is paid up front by the willing young thing. Mid way through their coupling, another salesman, Alexander, enters the fray – cue much sucking fucking and double penetration, none of which lives long in the memory.

The bill…

Obviously controversy sells and a little hype makes neat way to shift some run-of-the-mill porn. All controversy aside, Finalmente Sandy is much in the mould of the Walton/Youngman scenes I’ve viewed before in editions of Private Reality – good looking, of modest technical proficiency, blessed with numerous gorgeous girls and cursed by some extremely bland sex. I find it intensely frustrating that these guys have access to such a great cast but find it difficult to produce much beyond the scope of their extremely limited creative straightjacket. It’s ironic that it’s only in that misrepresented centrepiece of the movie and its pleasant little follow up that they really supply some decent viewing. Disappointing, but hardly surprising.

DVD Comments

Finalmente Sandy does have good picture and sound quality in its favour, and has a fair amount of ultimately pretty aimless backstage footage to pore over too. It is interesting in as much as we see how hands-on Sandy is in the arrangements for the Katalin/Eve scene. Trailers, pics and that’s it. Not bad but remembering we’re paying in Euro and we’re not getting the advertised product in terms of the main event, then value for money is lessened.