Finally Legal 8 (Metro) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/4/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 119 min.

Production Date: 12 / 16 - 17 / 2003

Director: Mike Adams

Cast: Gauge, Malorie Marx, Jordan, Jayden, Becky LeSabre, Allison Whyte, Joel Lawrence, Pat Myne, and Mark Wood

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: This has been an okay series from what I’ve seen. I’m not expecting anything really great, but I’m not expecting a bomb either.

Initial Reaction: It’s pretty good.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to see some recognizable girls back when they were starting out doing some of what they love best

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see how nasty newcummers can get or how much they can take

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and nicely balanced. There’s a few minor flaws, but nothing that came close to throwing me out of any of the scenes. The video is much the same way. There’s some slight pixelation which gives the feature a soft feel, but that’s about the only problem. It’s nicely lit and free of camera shakes or any other major problems.

Music: The music comes and goes throughout the feature. It’s normally nicely balanced, but the style is nothing special.

Menus: The menus are pretty standard. The main menu has a little background animation combined with the cover while the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a chapter number and a small clip of each scene.

The Feature

The Finally Legal series gives you girls who look like just that without having to worry about anything like plot. Each scene has a bit of a tease to let the girl show off and then jumps right into the action. Each girl starts out giving a short interview to the great Quasarman so that you know who they are and what they like.

Scene 1 - Allison Wyte and Mark Wood

Mark starts things out laying on a bed with Allison and sucking her tits while rubbing a hand across her body. Allison takes off her panties so that Mark can move on to please her pussy and finger her ass. She gives him a nice hummer while he spanks her and plays with her pussy before climbing up and riding him cowgirl style. Once her pussy gets taken care of, Allison lets Mark bone her butt from behind and gets a little reverse cowgirl anal action. Allison shows off several gapes through it all and finishes things up taking a decent facial from Mark.

This is a pretty hot scene! I’ve seen Allison several times before this, but she’s never impressed me as much as she does here. She takes the anal with ease, and although she mugs the camera a bit she never seems to be faking any of her reactions. This is a nice scene and the best I’ve seen from Allison Wyte.

Scene 2 - Gauge and Joel Lawrence

Joel gropes Gauge and helps her undress before they exchange oral favors on a pool table. They keep things moving as Joel bones her from behind and lets her ride him reverse cowgirl style. They move on through a bit of spooning before Joel gives Gauge a great spray of nutty goodness in her mouth.

This is a pretty good scene. Gauge normally doesn’t do much for me, but I have to admit that she does a very nice job here. She keeps things flowing nicely and takes a great facial while putting in plenty of energy and some nice vocals. The only thing I can see Gauge’s fans complaining about here is the lack of anal.

Scene 3 - Becky LeSabre and Jordan

As soon as Quaze gives them the go, brunette Becky and blonde Jordan get it on. They attack each other’s nicely natural nips and go for plenty of deep kissing before Becky moves down to kiss Jordan’s kitty. They sixty nine a bit before working their way back and forth eating each other out. Finally, Becky breaks out a vibe and fucks Jordan from behind with it. Of course, Jordan has to return the favor, and after fucking Becky until she cums they share a nice kiss.

This is an okay scene. The girls have nice chemistry and really seem to be having a good time, but the scene seems to go on a bit long. There’s way too much of the natural action here, and I was just about to reach for the remote when the toy came out. In the end the scene makes it a bit above average, but not a lot.

Scene 4 - Malorie Marx and Mark Wood

Mark starts out on the bed kissing Malorie before moving down to explore what she brings to the party. They play with her bald beaver before Mark gives her a good face fucking. They don’t waste too much time before Mark’s fucking Malorie missionary style. After an energetic fucking on her back, Malorie turns onto her stomach to let Mark keep giving it to her and then turns over again to ride him in the cameraman favorite reverse cowgirl. Finally Malorie takes a nice open eyed facial to finish things up with.

This is a hot scene! Both Malorie and Mark put in a abundance of energy, and have nice chemistry. They seem to fit perfectly with each other in almost every way and never seem to hold back in the least. This is a great scene!

Scene 5 - Jayden and Pat Myne

Brunette Jayden, who reminds me a lot of Charisma Carpenter, gets it on with Pat after giving her age and letting the viewer know that she’s not related to him in any way. She drops down to suck his cock while giving him some excellent eyes before bending over and letting Pat finger her clam. Pat moves on to fuck her honeypot from behind as well as missionary style. Jayden gets in her required reverse cowgirl as well before finishing things up with a little titty fucking and an open eyed facial.

This is an extremely hot scene, but I couldn’t help but think that it wasn’t made for Metro. Maybe it was the scene starting out with Quaze telling Jayden it was a Zero Tolerance scene, Pat Myne repeatedly telling her to do things to “Daddy”, or Jayden asking if “Daddy” liked what she was doing. Thankfully Jayden did a great enough job that these kind of thoughts quickly left my head along with quite a bit of blood. Jayden is more than a little impressive, and I hope that this isn’t the last I see of her. If she’s still around I’d love to see what Pat can do with her from behind the camera.

Finally Legal 8 is a pretty hot fresh talent feature. There’s a lot going for this feature, such as all of the girls having nicely natural tits, fresh faces, and great energy. For me the worst scene here was Gauge’s, but she’s also a star that doesn’t do much for me and who I can still admit did a great job. Even not caring for her I think her scene was above average for me. Jayden stole the show for me, although the rest of the girls also did a very nice job. Finally Legal 8 is a nicely done fresh talent feature that’s worth checking out!

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Finally Legal 4, Skeeter Kerkove’s Anal Excursions, Ron Jeremy on the Loose: Venice Beach, and Pat Myne’s Runaway Teens. The photo gallery includes about two dozen very nice looking snapshots. There’s also phone sex crap and weblinks.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, fresh talent, spanking, anal, lesbian, toys, rimming (female > female), and titty fucking

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Metro’s DVDs can be found online for between $12 and $25 with most stores offering them for around $20. This one’s worth the low end and then some. All of the sex is above average, and a couple of the scenes go a bit beyond that. The technical aspects are fairly average, but the extras aren’t anything special.

Note to Metro: A little more attention towards the technical aspects and extras would have went a long way. If either one of them would have been a little better I would have raised my feelings for the overall DVD.

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