Finally Legal 7 (Metro) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/1/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 102 min.

Production Date: 7 / 22 / 2002 thru 8 / 20 / 2002

Director: Mike Adams

Cast: Ann Marie, Kelly Erikson, Kelli Tyler, Nikki Love, Stormy, Tabitha Blue, Jay Ashley, Mark Davis, Dillion Day, and Brian Surewood

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: There’s some excellent female talent here! I’m really looking forward to this one!

Initial Reaction: It’s okay.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to see some recognizable girls back when they were starting out doing some of what they love best

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see how nasty newcummers can get or how much they can take

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and nicely balanced. There’s a few minor flaws, but nothing that came close to throwing me out of any of the scenes. The worst is a little bit of background noise during the outdoor scene. The video is much the same way. There’s some very slight grain, but that’s about the only problem. It’s nicely lit and free of camera shakes or any other major problems.

Music: The music comes and goes throughout the feature. It’s normally nicely balanced, but the style is nothing special.

Menus: The menus are pretty standard. The main menu has a little background animation combined with the cover while the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a chapter number and a small clip of each scene.

The Feature

The Finally Legal series gives you girls who look like just that without having to worry about anything like plot. Each scene has a bit of a tease to let the girl show off and then jumps right into the action. Each girl starts out giving a short interview so that you know who they are and what they like.

Scene 1 - Tabitha Blue and Jay Ashley

Jay leaves the shower to find almost cute brunette Tabitha, who has a chest that’s gone from flat to saggy, sucking on a vibe and rubbing her pussy on his bed. He watches her take care of herself a bit before moving up to eat her holes, and then gives her a good throat fucking. Jay works Tabitha’s pussy over in reverse cowgirl and doggie before breaking to tongue each of her holes again. He goes back for a bit more doggie and a bit of missionary work including fucking Tabitha after having her stick a few fingers in her twat. Finally he decorates her face as Tabitha does her best baby bird imitation for him.

This is an okay scene. Tabitha hasn’t ever really impressed me, and Jay often strikes me as a jackass. I’ll readily admit that I’m biased about this scene and that others will probably enjoy it much more than I did.

Scene 2 - Kelly Erikson and Mark Davis

Kelly, one of my favorite big boobed bleached blonde bimbos, starts things out giving Mark a little strip tease. They kiss a bit before Mark works his way down to work on Kelly’s lower portions with his tongue and fingers. Kelly returns the favor with some nice slow knob gobbling while Mark continues to play with her ass. Mark works Kelly through the cowgirls before she sucks and strokes him to get him to pop as well as giving him some excellent enthusiastic eyes and a yearning smile. Finally Mark takes matters into his own hands until he drops his cock cream on her tongue.

This is a pretty good scene. Kelly gets into it nicely, but occasionally seemed to overdo the vocals. My bigger problem with this scene was the camera work, which often gave me an angle other than what I wanted to scene. There were many times that the plant on the table was in the way or that it seemed just a little too close or two far out. It gave me the feeling that somebody was trying to be artistic but wasn’t quite sure what they wanted other than to try to be artistic.

Scene 3 - Stormy and Dillion Day

After shooting a few photos of the very-easy-on-the-eyes Stormy as she undresses for him, Dillion accepts her invitation to join her on the bed. Dillion starts out licking, fingering, and slapping Stormy’s snatch before letting her stroke and swallow his schlong. After taking her time getting Dillion ready, Stormy hops up for some energetic cowgirl action as well as some very vocal spooning and a little missionary work. Finally Dillion strokes himself to a nice pop on Stormy’s tongue.

This is a great scene. Dillion and Stormy have great chemistry and don’t hold back on the vocals or energy at all. They seem perfectly matched for each other, and for being one of her early scenes it’s pretty easy to see why Wicked saw enough potential in her to sign her up as a contract girl!

Scene 4 - AnnMarie and Nikki Love

The girls start things out wearing only colorful bikinis with a little soft kissing and heavy petting in front of a waterfall. They slowly undress each other as they work their way across each other before Nikki goes down on AnnMarie with her tongue and fingers. AnnMarie returns the favor before breaking out a vibe. The girls work each other over with their toys before finishing things up with a nice slow kiss as the camera fades away and out.

This is a hot scene! It has a nice balance between the experience of AnnMarie and the freshness of Nikki, but most of all it has plenty of chemistry. Both girls look like they’re having a lot of fun and there’s plenty of smiles and a bit of laughing to complete the package. My only complaint here is that Nikki seemed a little lost at times. She looked briefly at the camera a few times as if she was needing help, and she also seemed to be afraid of AnnMarie slightly. She didn’t seem like she wanted to give AnnMarie any anal attention, and AnnMarie also seemed like she wanted Nikki to give it to her a bit harder than Nikki was willing to. The scene is still very hot, and these are very minor complaints.

Scene 5 - Kelli Tyler and Brian Surewood

When Kelli comes home to find Brian rummaging through her garbage cans, she doesn’t see any choice but bringing him inside to fuck her. After a couple hard kisses she pulls off her short white shorts and lets Brian go to work ticking and fingering her bald beaver while playing with her nicely natural breasticles. Kelli returns the favor with some nice stick sucking before climbing up for a cowgirl ride. They also get in a little reverse cowgirl and doggie with Brain fingering Kelli’s ass before Brian decorates her face with an extremely impressive ball blast that completely douses her face.

This is a pretty good scene. Kelli really seems to get into it, and I have a feeling that there’s quite the nasty girl inside her cute body waiting for the right guy to let it out. Perhaps that’s what seemed off about this scene to me. I can’t put my finger on quite what it was, but something just didn’t fit right for me.

Finally Legal 7 is a pretty decent fresh talent feature. The interviews by the great Quasarman work nicely to introduce the fresh female talent, and the sex scenes let them show what they can do without pushing things too much. AnnMarie and Nikki Love’s scene was easily the best here, and Kelly Erikson seemed like she would have kept up with them with a different person behind the camera. Finally Legal 7 is a good choice if you’re looking for some familiar faces back when they were getting their start.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Finally Legal 4, Skeeter Kerkove’s Anal Excursions, Ron Jeremy on the Loose: Venice Beach, and Pat Myne’s Runaway Teens. The photo gallery includes about two dozen very nice looking snapshots. There’s also phone sex crap and weblinks.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, fresh talent, masturbation, toys, voyeurism, rimming (male > female and female > male), spanking, anal, lesbian, and anal (finger)

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: Only between Stormy and Dillion Day

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Metro’s DVDs can be found online for between $12 and $25 with most stores offering them for around $20. This one seems okay at the low end. There’s nothing really special about anything here, but nothing really bad either. The technical aspects are pretty good, but there’s nothing special about the extras.

Note to Metro: It’s nice to see you mixing things up here, but a little anal would have been really nice.

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