Fill Me Up Sir Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  9/20/2008

“Fill me up Sir” is not something you really want to say to a gas station attendant these days, and FILL ME UP SIR is not a film you really want to waste your time on any day.

It begins with two naked guys. One of whom has shaved his pits and pubes and is wearing a ball stretcher and another who is wearing a cock ring. The cockringer gently taps the other’s ass with a switch patterned on a flyswatter. (I mean taps him really, really gently.) He then proceeds to open the shaver with a couple of dildos so that he can get his cock in there because it never gets very hard despite the cock ring.

This is followed by a skanky twink who sucks and is fucked by two older guys.

For scene three, we find Harley Davidson (wonder where he came up with this nom de porn?) shaving his legs. He tells us his daddy likes him smooth. I suppose this does not apply to his hairy chest or pubic hairs, as they remain intact. Harley plays with himself on the bed and then is joined by Justin Thomas who is the director, studio head, etc.(That's one way to get guys to have sex with you.)
Justin also puts himself in the fourth a final scene so he can screw another guy.

The film features less than average guys having passionless sex that is poorly photographed. The editing can best be described as spastic. That such an amateurish product sells for the same amount as a film from a professional studio is appalling! So take that 50 bucks and spend it wisely on another. Maybe even get a half tank of gas.