Fill Her Up 1 (Red Light District) Review

Who knows? Red Light District has been all over the board. Some of their DVDs have been amongst the worst I've ever watched, while others have been solid gonzo affairs. Your guess is as good as mine.

Capsule Review

I've got really mixed reactions about this disc. On the one hand, I'm not hugely into the premise of internal cum shots in porno. To tell you the truth, they tend to be boring. There's a reason that the facial became so popular in porn, and swallowing can be even sexier. But cream pies, I can take 'em or leave 'em in porn. But, on the other hand, the idea of solid euro girls in an RLD feature is very appealing to me. On the third hand, these particular euro girls leave a lot to be desired. This is no Private DVD!

Technical

The technical aspects of this DVD are typical of RLD, adequate but nothing special. Lighting is ok, video is ok, and audio is ok. The mastering is acceptable.

Director

Brandon Iron

Extras

Behind the scenes, bonus footage, photo gallery and trailers.

Target Audience

Hardcore raincoater's and cream pie fans

Scene Review

Scene 1 - Sabina Black

Sabina is a cute, eastern european brunette. She has a cute face and freckles. She wear a skimpy blue bustier affair and is generally easy on the eyes. Notice I said cute, she is not beautiful. She speaks broken english, which is fine by me since I love europorn. Her natural breasts are pert and lovely. She bends over for us and the teasing begins. Unfortunately, it does not last nearly long enough. Also unfortunately, she removes that very cute outfit. She fingers her ass briefly before being joined by 3 studs who will do a triple with her. They are used heavily in this flic. One of them is black for those who enjoy interracial. This girl needs to learn to suck a cock, as she spends most of her time moaning with just the tip between her lips. Yawn. They take turns fucking her vag and anal, and she is air tight in several positions. She takes two cream pies in the pussy, drips them out on a piece of glass, and licks them off. I find this fairly boring. Whack Factor: 6

Scene 2 - Lucie

Lucie is a cute brunette in a great animal print minidress. She looks very sexy, and is one of the best looking girls I have seen in an RLD film. She does a brief interview for the camera and teases us a bit. The black guy from scene 1 shows up again and begins to eat her out. Then she returns the favor by sucking on him. She's better than Sabina, but still no BJ artist. He fucks her from behind, and then anal cowgirl. She does PTM and a slew of other positions before taking a weak anal cream pie. What a let down. Whack Factor: 5

Scene 3 - Charlotta

Charlotta is a less than attractive brunette in another animal print minidress. She has small, droopy tits, a very rare combo! The three guys are back in this scene. She stands and bends to blow them while she gets eaten from behind. There's about as much heat in this scene as there is in my Fridgidaire. She gets fucked in a variety of positions and performs DPs and ATM. Eventually, she takes three cream pies in the butt which she drips into a shot glass and drinks. This is disgusting. Then she takes a second round of pop shots in the mouth and swallows. A little less disgusting, but I'm still picturing that shot glass thing. Whack Factor: 2

Scene 4 - Ulma

Ulma is a bleached blonde with really bad roots. She wears a cute black minidress. Her natural tits are ok, but not spectacular. There's two of the three guys are here again. She takes turns blowing them. There's PTM galore. She does anal and a DP before taking two shots in the pussy. She drips them into the shot glass. These pops were so weak that she had to probe around with her fingers to scrape enough out to prove that there was a pop. What's the point? Whack Factor: 3

Scene 5 - Nina & Lucie

Nina is a less than beautiful girl with bruises (yes, I'm talking black/blue/yellow bruises) on her tits. Lucie is a good looking girl with warts on her face. C'mon people! Let's do a little better job on the casting, huh? They wear minis and thongs. They tease a little. Too bad it's not for longer, because their butts are their best side! Here come the three guys again. They do hide the sausage in a variety of oral, anal, vag, PTM, ATM, and DP combinations. At least there is some heat to this scene, it was starting to feel real cold around here. They all cream in Nina's pussy and she drips it into Lucie's mouth. This is absolutely disgusting. Are there really people who get off on this shit? Whack Factor: 2

In Conclusion

Don't waste your money. By the end of this flic, I've sworn off eating for a week! Nausea has set in.

Overall Whack Factor: 3