Figg's Fantasy Review

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Figg's Fantasy
Studio: Vivid
Director: Toni English
Starring: Asia Carrera, Chloe, Ava Vincent, Cheyenne Silver, Shelby Myne, Kyle Stone, Evan Stone, JOhn Decker, Nick East

Asia plays the wife of Kyle Stone. Kyle writes erotic stories, but Asia doesn't know it. Wah Wah Wah, our marriage is bad.

Scene #1: Kyle's fantasy. Some guy and a blonde (I'll randomly decide it is Ava Vincent. Most porn stars should have their names tattooed on their foreheads). Starts off with some cunnilingus on a barstool. Nice scene, with hard nipples. Moves to the next logical step which as a blowjob. Actually, a pretty damn good BJ. On the same barstool, they move on to a nice missionary. Lots of good moaning on Ava's part with the guy rubbing his po-po on her clit. They switch to the old bow-wow on the barstool until he cums on her ass. Toni English seems to really like the old "cum on the buns."

Scene #2: After seeing Asia's friend (Chloe) Kyle Stone goes to take a shower and have an extended handshake with the mayor. He fantasizes about doing the old "in-out in-out" with Chloe on the subway. Chloe has a nice body (I'm a small breast man), but she looks well used. Starts off with a perfunctory cock suck, switching to a reverse cowgirl. Part of this scene has her holding on to the above straps. They change to a stand-up doggy style and move to a stand-up anal. Kyle uses a condom in this scene (I always have a condom handy on the subway. I don't know about you). The comical thing is that he keeps losing the balloon in her ass. Finally, he sprays the baby-batter on her tushie. During this scene, we are every now and then returned to the shower where Asia interrupts him to whine.

Asia finds his stories and IS SHOCKED! She reads the following:

Scene #3: Yee haw! Its a cowboy scene in a barn with Cheyenne Silver and Nick East. Cheyenne is damn cute, with a seriously fuckable body. However, she fucks like she's on the clock. The scene starts off with the old dick-suck followed by pussy eating. They move to a stand-up missionary (Cheyenne fingers her clitoris throughout. Probably an attempt to ignore the fucking condom). Off they go, switching to a reverse cowgirl followed by a stand-up canine. Nick is now ready and gives Cheyenne an obvious signal. She spins around and takes an anemic shot to the chin.

Asia finishes reading and is appalled and grossed out. Hint: Maybe that's why your marriage sucks. Wah, wah, wah. Why do you write this stuff and leave me wanting? Wah, wah, wah! How does an unhappy wife deal with this crisis? Scene #4, of course!

Scene #4: Asia and some guy playing her boss / co-worker. Whine, whine whine. "Say," says the fellow, "I've got an idea. I've always had the hots for you." He seduces and undresses Asia in front of a mirror, then moves Asia to the couch.

JESUS HOWARD CHRIST, BUT I LIKE ASIA CARRERA NAKED! I liked her better before the breast augmentation, but I still think she's very hot.

But, I digress. They start off with a little pussy licking followed by a blow job. Formulaic, but Toni English is nothing but predictable. You got your cowgirl, your got your missionary. This is followed by some woof-woof and a, surprise surprise, cum-shot to the ass. A fairly standard scene, but made better by Asia Carrera naked and fucking.

Wah, wah, wah! We need counseling! I know what will fix our marriage! Therapeutic three-way sex! A man who holds a notepad says so!

Scene #5: Asia, Kyle, and Shelby Myne (or maybe Ava Vincent, but I think I'm right. Anyway she was naked and doing sex things so who fucking cares?). Shelby Myne? That's a bit of a stupid stretch of a name. Anyway, Shelby and Kyle suck Asia's nipples. Kyle then eats Asia while Shelby fondles her. Moving one, Shelby licks Asia's pussy and Asia tweaks Shelby's nipples in return. Kyle joins in and they both chow down on Ms. Carrera. Next, Asia goes down on Shelby. Eventually, Shelby sucks on Kyle's Mr. Winky while Asia simulates eating a taco. Here's a thought; why don't both women suck Kyle's fat piccolo? Oh, good, they do. Things move along and Kyle doinks his good lady wife in the standard position favored by those ministering to far away savages. Condom again, what are you gonna do? Whilst Kyle pleasures his mate, Shelby encourages them and fondles Asia. Finally, there follows a seminal discharge upon Asia's stomach.

MARRIAGE ALL BETTER NOW. THE END.

Who is going to like this DVD? Plot oriented folk who want a love story. Who will hate it? The folks at Extreme. No one vomited.

All in all, a reasonably OK DVD. I like Asia Carrera and if I gave a rat's ass about plot and story, I'd have to say she acted well.

The DVD has a pretty standard chapter menu with links to three bonus scenes.

Bonus Scene #1: The old Asia before the breast augmentation and even before the nose job. She does Tony Tedeschi and some average looking girl.

Bonus Scene #2: An outdoor scene with Nick East from "Encore." I've always liked that scene. Post nose job, but pre boob job.

Bonus Scene #3: Some scene with some guy.

A pretty good DVD. Available from distributers like VideoAge for a low price. I paid about $7.00.