Field Of Creams Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  12/30/2007

If it were only because this film contained the two top twinks in the business (Ashton Ryan and Jarret Fox) the film would be worth getting. But, lo and behold, they are only the icing on the cake as the film is filled with young versatile beauties for whom sex appears a joyful enchantment.

As the film opens Jarret (incorrectly spelled Jarett here) has lost the baseball playing Aston who was the love of his life. We find Jarret in a field hearing a voice calling “If you fuck him, he will come.”
“If I fuck who?” Jarret bemoans in ungrammatical English.
Well, as luck would have it (both for the performer and us) who should stroll by at this moment but a little freckle-faced cutie whom Jarret pounces on like presidential candidate on an uncommitted delegate. Before the cute thing knows it, he is impaled on Jarret’s admirable cock right there in the field. It’s a frenzied coupling.
“I love you!” Jarret declares in post-orgasmic bliss thinking he has just had sex with Ashton. Now this gets the cute things heart all a-flutter until Jarret comes to his senses and the twink gets a hasty rebuff.

The rejected and dejected twink storms through the locker room where three of his teammates are dressing on a bench. They give only momentary thought to him before turning their thoughts to one another and their randy dicks. The two blonds on the end really throw it to the skinny little brunet in their midst and the little sex-pistol enjoys it immensely. All turn out to be admirable cocksuckers, too.

Out in the dugout, he who was rejected and neglected is made to feel loved again by another player whom I believe is Kyler Kox. (The producers do a great disservice both to the actors and to the viewers by not identifying the performers!) At any rate, this pretty brunet—who would certainly make me feel better—sucks the freckled-one’s dick and gives him fuck to eradicate all thoughts of rejection.

Meanwhile back in the field, the mysterious voice appears to have been correct when the departed Ashton returns to Jarret and they consummate their passion. After each has enjoyed the other’s cock—including a nice sixty-nine—Jarret proves his versatility by sitting down on Ashton’s raging shaft. This—the scene the viewer has been waiting for—is not as good as it might be because of the tinkling repetitious music that plays throughout. (I am not a fan of music in fuck films anyway, but when they are distracting as this is, then I truly loathe it.) I was eventually forced to mute the sound as I’m sure many viewers will also.

The team members now go in search of the missing Jarret. Of course when one goes off on a search in pairs, the search is not as single-minded as it should be. So the viewer is treated to three hot encounters among these pairs of searchers. Kyler who topped in the dugout now bottoms for one of the blonds from the locker room; the skinny twink from the locker room has another rousing romp; and there is a very good scene with an adorable blond farm boy who aids in the search. (I love farm boys—especially blond ones.)

Eventually Jarret is located dead in the field. But it’s not an unhappy ending because we see him in the bosom—not of Abraham—but of Ashton. Amor vincit omnia.

Not only did Ashton Ryan star in this vehicle, but he also co-directed it along with Rocky Brown. Thus the film proves not only that there is life after death, but for Ashton the possibility of life after porn..
FIELD OF CREAMS is a film that will make your bed that very thing.