Fetish Fucks 3 Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  8/2/2008

I usually frown on website ads at the start of a DVD but since the lone ad at the start of this disc features Asa Akira, I’ll gladly overlook it.

In life, personal taste is a hard thing to explain. Heck, it’s nearly unexplainable. We like what we like and more often than not, can’t provide reasons why. We just “do.” On a certain level, certain things, particular people just “speak” directly to us. And at the risk of this sounding like an overly long love letter to the woman who fronts this box, let me say I really like Asa Akira. By the time FETISH FUCKS 3, Van Styles’ third examination of various sexual fixations, is over, so will you.

A ball-gagged Madison Ivy, wearing mostly red and black, is on her knees on an electric blue shag rug when Van Styles leaves her with a cat-o-nine tails-wielding Mark Ashley. She has red electrical tape criss-crossing her nipples and wears a black dog collar/choker. She delights in slapping Mark’s big meat across her face as she blows him and her reaction to having it rapidly thrust upwards inside her reverse cowgirl is similarly priceless. Showing a level of flexibility I was unaware she possessed, Ivy pins her legs behind her shoulders in mish where Mark also fingers her pussy to a nice, big sloppy squirt.

Myka Rain, tall, lanky and angular, is perfect for a “leg fetish” scene. She has an interesting look from her head to her toes, starting at her very unique choice of hairstyle. Anthony Rosano sits blindfolded and handcuffed in a chair but it’s not long before he’s got Myka bent over that very same seat and balls deep in her cunt. Once she’s finally completely divested of all her clothing we can see Rain’s lean and sinewy body in all its glory (in spoon and reverse cowgirl, where Myka surprises herself by squirting a few times) and her pierced nipples.

I’m convinced Chayse Evans is two different people. Because listening to her pre-scene chat with Styles and watching her in the BTS, you’d never guess that adorable little Chayse is the same girl who takes on Jerry and Joe Blow with such old-soul proficiency in the following scene. While I can’t place my finger on the exact reasons why, Evans, who is relatively young and new in the business, has the gait and demeanor of an onscreen veteran. I’m sure she likely had less than 30 scenes under her belt at the time this was shot, yet the way she sucks and fucks, she may as well be Ashlyn Gere in my eyes. Or a Penny Flame scene on ‘roids and GHB.

I’m not sure how “young” Lily Paige is but she just feels a bit more mature than all the young girls who have preceded her thus far. Maybe it’s because I’ve been aware of her existence for nearly two years now but this one of the few rare times until lately I’ve seen her do a boy/girl scene. I guess after years of dining on vadge and doing makeup, Paige is finally ready to step up and she does so in a major way, tackling Mark Ashley here. Her hair chopped shorter than usual here and newly-augmented since her last go ‘round in the biz, Paige’s pussy initially resists Mark’s fingers’ attempts to get her to squirt but after a good fucking in mish and reverse cowgirl, he tries again and finally her stretched-open orifice relents, Ashley’s fingers literally dripping from the effort. A cowgirl ride results in a creampie for Ms. Paige.

Regardless of which scene you end up liking best after repeat viewings of FETISH FUCKS 3 you have to admit that this is the one you’ve been waiting for. It’s the reason you rented or bought this movie in the first place. The cover girl, the incomparable Asa Akira. 100% Japanese through-and-through, Asa saunters upstairs where she has Jordan Ash waiting blindfolded and bound. She gives the camera plenty of her legs and ass to ogle and there’s a lot of both for viewers’ eyes to take in. And not to dice Asa up into little sections but that’s just her bottom half. Just wait until you see her face and tits. Undeniably gorgeous, I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see Asa land a contract or two before porn is done with her. Asa, like Chayse Evans before her, surprisingly doesn’t show a single shred of shyness nor an ounce of “newness” and she takes a pounding from Jordan that I’m sure a few more experienced “stars” would be reluctant to subject themselves to. I’ve pulled back on the “Asa Love” considerably since my first mental draft of this review but trust me when I say that if I’m a “fanboy” for anyone lately, it’d be Asa Akira. To me, she’s perfect -- her jet black hair, her almond-shaped eyes, her tiny nose, her sexy and shapely lips, her smooth and lightly bronzed complexion. I even like her voice and the way she moves. If she’s reason you saw this movie, if she’s reason you waited through the previous four scenes, realize she was more than worth the wait. In fact, I’d recommend picking up Vouyer’s CONTROL FREAKS as the perfect companion piece to this scene. They’re the only places you’re going to see Asa for a little while.

In conclusion, it’s easy to see that Van Styles still excels at doing the things that make a scene hot: highlighting the women in a way most flattering to them and providing amazing camerawork that always seems to almost intrinsically capture the best angle for what the viewer should be seeing and wants to see, knowing where to hold it and how long to maximize its strokeability. Featuring a rare b/g outing with Lily Paige, an off-the-hook two-on-one with Chayse Evans and one of the single places you can see the most promising porno prospect of 2008, Asa Akira, (not to mention hilarious BTS and a bonus bj with cutie Reagan Maddux) frankly you’d be a fool to overlook this release.