Fetish Fucks Review
Vouyer Media
Studio: Vouyer Media
Directed by: Van Styles
Starring: Jerry, Mark Wood, Mark Ashley, Sascha, Anthony Rosano, Harmony Rose, James Deen, Maya Hills, Lela Star, Audrey Bitoni, Regan Reese
Released on: 5/21/2007
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 5/26/2007
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Vouyer Media surprises with a worthy acquisition… |
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  2007, 2 hours 50 minutes Vouyer Media Directed by Van Styles Starring Audrey Bitoni, Lela Star, Harmony, Regan Reese, Maya Hills & Nadia Styles  | |||||
| What You Should Know: | |||||
| Who knew that Van Styles was down with Uncle Vinny? I don’t know what this means but I do know that simply by looking at the cast and the footage contained in the opening credits that this one might not leave the DVD player for a few weeks at the least. The back boxcover reads “Dress Code Strictly Enforced” so I’m guessing the emphasis here will be on the fetishy outfits the girls are wearing (and wearing WELL, I might add) with some light bondage. Styles came up with the right cast to sport the gear; these ladies are a perfect match for their slutty couture. Presented in 16:9 widescreen and shot in high definition, I’m eager to get started. | |||||
| Scene One: Audrey Bitoni with Anthony Rosano | |||||
 This is the first time I’ve heard the adorable Audrey Bitoni pronounce her last name herself and I notice she says it “Bi-tawny” not “Bi-tony” like I previously thought. However you choose to say it, if there’s one girl in adult right now with “contract” written all over her, it’s Audrey; I’ve never seen her once where she didn’t look like less than a million bucks. But thank the Lord she doesn’t have one just yet because between her performances in movies like Fresh Outta High School 3, Young As They Cum 21 and Stuffin Young Muffins 7 (coincidentally all New Sensations/Digital Sin product), I’m not entirely sure I’m ready to let her go just yet. She lets her big boobs out of her neon green long-sleeved turtleneck top (with bold matching eyeshadow) and shoves them into the face of Anthony Rosano, who is on his knees and restrained directly in front of her. Let loose, Rosano feeds Bitoni his cock and fucks her tits, Audrey way more receptive and aggressive than someone with her looks usually tends to be. Gorgeous, sure, but Ms. Bitoni’s a gamer! When Anthony leads her over to the edge of sofa to screw her doggie, it’s Audrey who’s bucking like an untamed bronco, bouncing her ass back onto him (might wanna be careful as I just saw Rosano PWNED by Gianna in this same position on the Big Tits at School website…but then again, we are talking about GIANNA). If you’re only here to see Audrey’s tits then the next position is sure to satisfy as Rosano drills her bald pussy deep in spoon and reverse cowgirl, Bitoni’s jet black tresses cascading down and framing her perfectly spherical bolt-ons. It’s all Audrey in cowgirl as she uses every inch of her body, every muscle and all the strength she can muster to give Rosano a ride he won’t soon forget. She’s hopping up and down, grinding back and forth and wriggling and writhing in circles as if Rosano weren’t even human; more like he was a man-shaped Sybian put there for her own selfish pleasure. The man has no choice but to end things here, sprinkling Audrey’s cute little kisser all over with his man-muck. Bitoni doesn’t blink or run and gives Rosano so downright dirty post-orgasm head. Just looking at her, who’dve thunk it? | |||||
| Scene Two: Lela Star with Mark Wood | |||||
 Here’s a familiar setup/scenario: Lela Star is in Jules’ crib, bound to a chair with electrical tape. This is because shiny electrical tape = edgy and fetishy. Add bonus points if you manage to score a color other than basic flat black (preferably, red) but I guess Styles only had time to use whatever he had on hand. But at least his black tape is shiny. Lela’s topless, by the way and Sascha moseys on up behind her to slap her tits and pepper her face with tiny pecks. He tortures her magnificent natural cans some more, slapping slightly harder and pinching her nipples before sucking on them. He unwraps Star and has her straddle his face while she swallows his cock in a sixty-nine on a carpeted section of the hardwood floor. With Sascha standing, Lela uses both hands to stroke him to rigid attention before hopping into his arms and gingerly sliding his cock between her pussy lips flying cowgirl. When they fall back onto a sofa for conventional cowgirl, we’re blessed with a sight that might be hard to top: Lela’s perfect little round derriere gyrating up and down, sliding down onto and up off of Sascha’s meat. The presentation is beautific, if you can even use that word to accurately describe a girl being fucked on camera. The cunt-crashing cavalcade continues in reverse cowgirl, Star stripped down to nothing but her black and hot pink kneehighs, her tits doing a little happy dance of their own as she’s repeatedly lifted up and down on Sascha’s invading prick. Doggie is next and something tells me Lela fans will really dig the sexy and unreal arch in her back as she gets her pussy pummeled by Sascha here. Unfortunately, it’s a bit short-lived as the couple quickly moves to mish where Sascha inject Star with a big dripping vag creampie. He catches the spillage on his fingertips and Lela slurps it off with a grin, sucking each individual finger clean before digging in her pierced pussy with her own digits to taste some more. | |||||
| Scene Three: Harmony with Mark Wood & Jerry | |||||
 My my my how innocent little Harmony has changed over the years. The game’s dirtiest blonde has not-so-slowly morphed into a nasty do-it-all whore of the highest caliber with alluring eyes and an all-natural body to DIE for. Van’s got the perfect outfit on her to showcase and highlight all her juicy curves, too; a flimsy purple mesh top that makes her boobs look good enough to eat and a barely-there frilly black mini-skirt that lets all that ample ass hang out. She crawls over to Mark Wood and Jerry and sits on Jerry’s face while she goes straight to Mark’s head like a fuckin’ Excedrin. When Jerry comes around to fuck Harmony’s face, Mark sneaks around starts banging her saliva-slicked hole doggie while she gags, deepthroating Jerry. You ever see someone so anxious, so ready to get fucked they’re literally shaking, they can’t get their hands and their brain to cooperate long enough, fast enough to get their own clothes off? That’s Harmony here as she undoes the latches on her thong to ride Jerry reverse cowgirl. Panting and nearly out of breath, she slides over to Mark Wood’s lap to ride him cowgirl before lying back, spreading her legs far East and West and taking Jerry’s thick pink appendage and Mark’s girthy love muscle in her ass mish. Harmony even lets them go ass-to-pussy on her a few times and then takes turns riding them both anal reverse cowgirl before finding herself the girl-filling in a reverse cowgirl double penetration. Cut to Harmony with her ass HIGH up and face buried in the cushions of a sofa while Jerry and Mark take multiple turns straight ravaging her gaping asshole up-and-over doggie. She calls out quite a few times for ”Jesus Christ!” but he doesn’t show. A cowgirl d.p. follows and then Harmony starts demanding spunk on her grill. She gets on her knees, stroking cock and massaging balls until her cum lust is satisfied, Mark Wood covering her face and Jerry filling her mouth. ”Delicious,” is the word she uses as she effortlessly downs both loads. | |||||
| Scene Four: Regan Reese with James Deen | |||||
 Yes, yes, y’all, this is the girl I came to see, believe it or not. Regan Reese doesn’t have to do much more than stare directly into the camera, pout and/or bite her bottom lip to get (and firmly hold) my attention. With big fake tits, edible-looking nipples, a ton of tattoos, a plethora of piercings, a haircut more than slightly resembling Major Motoko Kusanagi from ”Ghost in the Shell” and a smile reminiscent of Calli Cox’s, Regan Reese somehow or another has ended up on CJ’s “most wanted” list as of late. James Deen is the lucky bloke who gets to pound that pussy today and for the first time in my life, I’m truly jealous of little James about something other than his ability (and my lack thereof) to grow those amazing trademark sideburns. After rubbing Regan’s pussy, teasing it and waking up those nerve endings with a few light slaps, Deen puts his cock into her sexy yet innocent-looking mouth, guiding her head down onto it while she plays with her pussy (Deen’s a bit of a short-arse so I notice he has to stand on his toes to even get his dick on the same level as Regan’s piehole; maybe she should’ve just sat up straighter). After a bit of sucking and two-fisting his prick, Regan is pulled back onto it reverse cowgirl. Without ever withdrawing, Deen lifts Regan to her feet and spins her around onto her stomach until he’s fucking her doggie, pulling one of her arms back for leverage. Cowgirl ends up being the next thing this couple gives a whirl and while Regan isn’t necessarily doing anything particularly mind-blowing on her end, she does look awful cute getting her robust and alt-y rear pounded in this position. Deen keeps the party going, laying into Reese missionary. This ends up being the last stop on the Regan Train as James pulls out and shoots his semenal spray upwards directly onto Reese’s chin and lips.  | |||||
| Scene Five: Maya Hills with Mark Ashley | |||||
 Does anyone else here know of any other Eskimos in porn? If not, cutie Maya Hills (The Gauntlet) just might be the first. Someone liked her well enough to put her on the cover (slickly changing the color of her outfit to purple rather than keeping it the true shiny electric blue that it is) so she must be doing something right. Styles can’t resist touching her and Maya, who has black electrical tape criss-crossing her nipples, slaps his hands away with the riding crop she’s wielding. Mark Ashley, meanwhile, is blindfolded and handcuffed, waiting for Mistress Maya, who comes over and teases him a bit, rubbing against him and using her ass to smother him. It’s not long before she’s leaning forward far enough to unzip his khakis and fit his cock into her tiny, smiling mouth. She gives him proper lip service as he stands and then settles down onto his lap, cowgirl. The fact that he’s hanging off the edge of the sofa he’s on allows Mark the free range of motion to really bang Hills as hard and fast as he wants and that’s just what he does, while Maya grips the back of the sofa in an effort to just hang on. Then as quickly as it all began, the scene sort of abruptly ends and Styles hits the “reset” button (I’m almost CERTAIN there’s a story here). Maya claims to be bored with that “toy” and moves back across the room where Sascha, blindfolded, sits in waiting. Hills goes through a routine similar to the one she went through with Ashley, slurping sloppily on Sascha’s dick until he lies her down spoon and starts relentlessly pounding her ASS. Wasn’t expecting that AT ALL. Maya sweats out the lil curls in her hair right here and then climbs up on Sascha reverse cowgirl anal for more of the same. It becomes obvious in up-and-over doggie that while it remains a rare on-camera occurrence for her, Maya is no stranger to anal sex. She’s taking quite the “advanced” non-romantic rectal railing, in fact. The slaying she’s receiving damn sure ain’t for beginners; Sascha is going to WORK on that Eskimo bung. His load spurts over her head at first and then tapers off to land all over her forehead and nose. Maya licks the head of his cock all over and sucks it clean, giving the camera a really big smile before this flick fades to black. Special Features:
 Overall: Now comes the hard part. Do I heap endless praise on this movie or do I attempt in vain to point out some non-existent flaw? Is the movie perfect? Not hardly but at the same time I’m having one hell of a time finding something so weak that it bears mentioning. This is what Van Styles’ Hustler movie, Pin-Up Honeys 2 should have been. The only oddball would have been Regan Reese and her scene is the only one included that slightly brings down the enjoyment of the overall package due to her being such a new and passive on-screen screw. Audrey Bitoni and Lela Star break all sorts of “pretty girl” paradigms with each of their scenes, Harmony’s on a road straight to HELL and lovin’ it and Maya Hills is like the proverbial breath of fresh air. I don’t know what led to Vouyer Media calling on Styles to direct a flick but his first effort pretty much guarantees we’ll likely be seeing a second. Or more.  |
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