Fantasiany 3 Review

Reviewed by 655321  on  6/13/2002

Fantasiany 3
Toxxxic Entertainment
Directed by (yeah, right): Mimi Miyagi
Starring: Mia Smiles, Leanni Lei, Miko Lee, Tiger Lily, Mika Tan, and Mayumi. Ambulatory dildoes: Chris Cannon, Ray Shannon, and Brice Canyon.

Five scenes featuring Asian women. Each scene starts with a little interview conducted by Miyagi, the contents of which are so devoid of value it is beyond description. If I had been stranded for a decade on a deserted island, and my most fundamental wish was simply for the sound of a human voice to break the tedium, I would still not be able to generate one iota of interest in these conversations. These women have an aggregate IQ of about 65. WHO THE HELL CARES?

Scene #1: Mia Smiles and Chris Cannon.

Tacky set (actually throughout the DVD). Starts off in a home bar. He undresses Mia revealing a gorgeous body. Nice, small, firm tits and a shaved pussy. He starts off licking and fingering her on the bar, and she appears to be getting into it. Mia then lays on her stomach on the bar and leans over to blow him while he sits on a stool. Excellent BJ, although I wish she didn't have the shoulder tattoo. They move to a missionary wham-bam on a couch. He then picks her up for an ambulating fuck over to another surface where they switch to doggy. Mia does some convincing moanin' and groanin'. They switch to a reverse cowgirl followed by a slantendicular missionary / scissors thingy. The scene finishes up with a vigorous missionary with Mia holding onto the couch for dear life. He pops off onto her chin, with a great smile from Mia. Mia is very, very appealing at the end of the scene. Sweat soaked, cum spattered, and looking exhausted. This is a scene that will make a couch riding, raincoater paint his own stomach.

Scene #2: Tiger Lily and Brice Canyon.

She is a fairly pretty woman with a trimmed pussy, nice body, and an average face. Off we go! He licks her, she sucks him real slow. Its bow-wow time followed by missionary. They switch over to reverse cowgirl, then back to missionary, then finally back to doggy style. Cum shot on her back. This was a pretty boring scene. No heat. No chemistry. I don't think I've ever seen a guy look so bored while having an orgasm. This couple went through the motions, got their undeserved checks,and left work early.

Scene #3: Leanni Lei and Chris Cannon.

Leanni is a very cute girl. Nice small tits (I tend to like small more than large), trimmed pussy, excellent body with a so-so face and sort of bad teeth. For this scene, she is wearing some sort of strange little puff balls on her head making her look like a depraved mousketeer. But, that's a different fantasy. Anywho . . . . He licks her wonderful little titties, then licks and fingers her pussy. She really appears to get off on this. Lots of moaning and very nipply. Wrapping her leg around his head was a good touch. She blows him while he stands in front of her. He had some initial wood problems. This is followed by some reverse cowgirl and doggy-style. They then switch to missionary as she fingers her own clit. Leanni is very hot in this portion of the scene. During this scene, we can see his USMC tattoo. Semper Fi, do or die! My dad would be so proud. The scene ends with a cumshot to the face, but he overshoots with most of it. Didn't the marines teach him how to aim straight? Leanni looks quite satisfied. Perspiring, breathing heavy, and with nipples like erasers. The only thing that ruined this scene was the intrusion of the crew on several occasions.

Scene #4: Mika Tan and Ray Shannon.

No interview, thank christ. Mika is mediocre looking at best. Pretty chunky, bigger breasts, big ass, trimmed pussy, and an annoyingly stupid costume. Some sort of Zebra / Cowgirl thing going on there. The scene starts off with a blowjob and wood issues. They switch to cowgirl where we get a real good, screen filling look at her drive-in movie screen sized butt. The switch to reverse cowgirl and she's doing the dress-into-a-cumberbun thing to hide her belly. She really mugs to the camera; nothing like letting a fellow know he's there. They switch to doggy and then to missionary. At this point, Mika seems to get into it, tickling her own anus and making more animated "oh, oh" noises. But then she "Teri Weigels" on us and really over acts. At least she gets rid of the stupid hat. This scene is only saved by a very good cum shot to face and tits.

Scene #5: Miko Lee and Mayumi.

Only one of the women is interviewed (interminably), and she is never identified, so I don't know who is who in this scene. One woman is OK looking with a shaved pussy and a belly button piercing. She is identified herein as "BBP." The other is pretty cute with a hairier pussy and a nose pierce. She is hereafter identified as "Nose." Nose also has a tattoo of a panther on her ass. Nose goes down on BBP. BBP goes down on Nose. Then, 69 followed by pussy grinding. The scene peters out right about then. The DVD case shows a shot of them sharing a double dong, but it doesn't happen in the film. I'm not really into lesbian scenes. I appreciate them to a certain extent when the women are very good looking, but they always leave something to be desired.

These are the scenes in order of preference (best to worst):

Scene #1: Mia Smiles
Scene #3: Leanni Lei
Scene #2: Tiger Lily
Scene #4: Mika Tan
Scene #5: Miko Lee and Mayumi

One very good thing about this DVD is that there is no sound track. Refreshing to just hear the sound of sex (at least once the mind numbing interviews are over). Mimi Miyagi seems to have no useful function. Oh, I forgot, she is the director.

I paid about $16.95 as I recall. I'd wait for a better deal, but Mia Smiles and Leanni Lei are very hot.