Evil Head Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  1/7/2014

Running Time: 146 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Doug Sakmann

Cast: Dana DeArmond, Joanna Angel, Kleio, Veruca James, Danny Wylde, and Tommy Pistol

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are extremely well done. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, including the nicely creepy noises in the background that add so much to horror movies. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks great. The picture is very clear with great attention to the lighting and very well done camera work.

The Movie: You'd think that teenage kids would know to stay away from abandoned cabins in the woods, and if they do go their to party and hook up, don't read any old books covered in leather and what could very well be semen. Here Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, and Doug Sakmann team up to give Sam Raimi's horror classic the porno treatment.

When brunette Joanna gets turned on by the positions she saw in the Necronomicon, she and her boyfriend Tommy head to the bedroom to get busy. Danny's girlfriend leaves him alone with them to get ready for bed, and soon after Danny's checking to see if he can join in. Joanna sucks and strokes her way between the guys before Tommy breaks free to eat and fuck Joanna from behind. She moves over to ride Danny cowgirl style as she sucks Tommy and then moves back to Tommy to ride him reverse cowgirl style. After Joanna sucks him a bit, Danny moves in to double stuff her snatch with Tommy and then moves around to fuck her ass from behind as she eats Tommy's meat. Tommy spoons her before Danny takes her from behind again and plays with her ass a little more. Tommy fucks Joanna's holes from behind as she sucks Danny, and then she lets the guys team up to DP her reverse cowgirl style. The guys kick things up another notch double stuffing her ass and DP her cowgirl style before Joanna drops down to stroke and suck the guys onto her face. Joanna gives them some nice dirty talk as she finishes them off as well as playing with and swallowing their cum.

After dirty blonde Kleio runs into the woods, she finds herself attacked by the greenery and eagerly gives in. She lets the branches run over her body as she strips down and then lays back as a branch fucks her pussy. Kleio sucks it clean before a pair of branches gives her a technical DP in doggie with a third moving in to make her airtight. After being satisfied by the woods, Kleio returns to the cabin more than happy.

When Kleio returns transformed and attacking them, Danny doesn't want her close to him, but reconsiders when she says she'll swallow him whole. Soon after Kleio is on her knees attacking him orally and letting him fuck her throat. Danny has her get up so he can quickly tongue her from behind before fucking her as she braces herself against the fireplace mantle. Kleio rotates around for a bit of bow and arrow fucking and then sits in a rocking chair for Danny to eat her and fuck her missionary style. He grants her request to fuck her ass, and lets her ride him reverse cowgirl style before she sucks him clean and gives up the ass from behind at the fireplace mantle again. Kleio lets Danny have a little more head before riding him cowgirl style on the floor, and they work in a little more fucking by the fireplace before Kleio drops down for an eager facial finish.

After getting Tommy out of the way with Joanna going evil, she and Kleio get busy on the couch. They kiss and strip each other down before tribbing. Joanna sucks Kleio's tits and moves down to eat her pussy. She lays back so Kleio can eat her in return, and when Tommy tries to get back into the action fingering Kleio's pussy from behind his hand starts to have a strange reaction. Kleio lays back for more tribbing and fingering and lets Joanna ride her face as Tommy struggles with his hand getting a mind of its own. Joanna works Kleio over from behind with her tongue and fingers before they close things with a kiss and laugh at Tommy.

After she fixes Tommy's hand, he gets busy with possessed Joanna. They kiss passionately before he sucks her tits, and Joanna mixes in a little dry humping and sucks on Tommy's stump of an arm before laying back for him to eat her. Joanna rolls over to let Tommy eat her and spank her with his stump, and then lets Tommy sits back so she can suck his cock and ride it cowgirl style. Tommy fucks her doggie style before letting Joanna ride him reverse cowgirl style and spooning her. They give each other a bit of pleasure orally and fuck missionary style before Joanna sucks Tommy to a nice facial finish.

Finally dead chicks Dana, Joanna, and Veruca rise from the ground to get busy with Tommy. They strip off his clothes to eat his meat before Dana takes the first ride reverse cowgirl style. Joanna takes a turn in the traditional cowgirl before Tommy takes Veruca from behind. They mix things up as pretty much one big mess of flesh with Tommy working his way through the girls as they also play with each other. Finally Tommy sprays his seed between all three of their eager demonic faces.

Evil Head is an extremely well done porn parody that was very hard for me to review. I'm not really a fan of horror movies, and excessive ink is easily one of my biggest turnoffs. I like hot and sexy women, and basically nothing about this one is what normally works for me. It does, however, have Tommy Pistol in it who I think is one of the best actors currently in adult entertainment, and I know that he's very proud of this movie. That was enough to give me hop and make me want to check this one out, and I'm glad I did. I can't say that I find the women in the movie sexy at all, but there is great chemistry in each of the scenes and everyone in the cast looks like they're having a great time. To make the movie all the more impressive, there's also a great feeling of reverence towards Sam Raimi's original The Evil Dead that very few porn parodies seem to have any more. Yes, this one's all about sex and undead chicks, but it all feels like The Evil Dead with the locations, the great job towards makeup, and the cheesy special effects and lines. Tommy Pistol is every bit as solid as Ash as one would hope, and I can't help but hope that this one does well enough that we get to see him reprise the role in an Army of Darkness parody. Evil Head might not be my type of movie, but it is an extremely well done parody that's definitely worth the purchase if it sounds like it might be your kind of thing as well as being well worth the rental to check it out if you're not sure.

The Extras: Trailers are included for four other Burning Angel releases. The photo gallery lasts about two and a half minutes. There's also a behind the scenes featurette and commercials.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about fourteen and a half minutes. After a few flashes around the set and movie, Joanna talks about her love for the original Evil Dead and Doug Sakmann talks about how long they've been trying to make the movie. You get some fun with the cast, with both Tommy Pistol and Dana DeArmond really standing out with plenty of fun comments. There's also some nice attention given to the makeup process, as well as a quick talk with the makeup artist. This is a solid behind the scenes featurette that adds nicely to the overall release.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: If you like horror movies and girls with tattoos, this one's definitely worth the purchase.

Note to Burning Angel: Although my tastes are quite a bit different from what your focus is, it's easy to see how solid of a product you put out. Thanks for putting so much care into your product.

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