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Evil Curves Review

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Evil Curves at Adult DVD Empire

Studio: Evil Angel

Category:  All Sex , Anal , Busty

Directed by: Chris Streams

Starring: Ramon Nomar, Prince Yahshua, Angela White, Lauren Phillips, Chris Diamond, Riley Nixon, Ivy Lebelle

Released on: 8/12/2020

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Reviewed by sexotics2006  on  8/28/2020
Strictly for fat-ass anal fuck fans. There's literally nothing else here: no story, zero scene diversity, and the popshots are all forgettable. You get a 100 percent cookie-cutter formula for 4 scenes: a body show-off dance for a few minutes, guy wordlessly steps into the frame, blowjob nuance, fat ass fuck, uninspired crouching facial jerk off. There are a couple of 30-second highlights, most notably Angela White anally penetrating herself with a blue lollipop and Lauren Phillips riding a suction-cup toy while getting fucked in the ass. But they are not enough to push the rating here higher than completely 'average', unless your specific porn bliss is watching bodaciously huge buttocks riding cocks and you don't care about anything else.



First impressions!... Who has the best bodaciously big butt in this fat-ass themed release?

1. Angela White: [screenshot]
2. Riley Nixon: [screenshot]
3. Lauren Phillips: [screenshot]
4. Ivy Lebelle: [screenshot]





SCENE 1: Angela White & Chris Diamond (Rating: 7.5/10)
Australian, full-framed megastar does a 4-minute tease licking a blue lollipop: [Screenshot]. There’s plenty of slow motion swinging of huge tits and jostling of her massive buttocks: [Screenshot]. She then fucks Chris on a couch, where they trade off assertiveness throughout the scene. Great chemistry and they both looked like they enjoyed themselves.

Who Will Probably Like This Scene The Most?:
Rough Sex Fans: There’s lots of choking, slapping, and arm restraining – all in playfully good fun with nothing too serious: [Screenshot] & [Screenshot]
Anal Fuck Fans: Extended anal action takes up the whole 2nd half of the scene, with a particularly long rollback / pinned-knees position segment: [Screenshot] & [Screenshot]
Foreign Object Fans: She strokes her clit with the lollipop at the start of the scene before flipping around and penetrating her asshole fully with the huge blue head. A bit of melted sludge drips down her crack: [Screenshot]

Cumshot:
She crouches and he jerks off onto her face, but it is a forgettable facial ending.





SCENE 2: Riley Nixon & Prince Yahshua (Rating: 6/10)
This scene follows the exact same formula as scene 1, which will be a plus or a negative depending on how you take it. Another intro with huge tits and ass cheeks in motion ([Screenshot] & [Screenshot]) is followed by gonzo fucking on a couch that turns anal halfway through. I found this scene very through-the-motions though and skipped ahead quite a bit. Riley is sexy as heck, but there didn’t seem to be real chemistry between the pairing of stars here.

Who Will Probably Like This Scene The Most?
Shaved-Head Girl Fans: Riley makes the style look good, especially with the contrast of her long, unshaven pussy hair: [Screenshot]

Cumshot:
He jerks off and drips cum directly into her open mouth. No fervor; no excitement.





SCENE 3: Lauren Phillips & Ramon Nomar (Rating: 7.5/10)
A bright white, purposefully over-exposed fuck scene where Ramon robotically fucks Lauren’s fat ass, moving to anal about halfway through the scene. He fucks her with intent, but there isn’t a single moment of pleasure or emotion on his face for the entire 33-minute runtime. It’s just another day in the (porn) office, which killed the chemistry here big time: [Screenshot].

Who Will Probably Like This Scene The Most?
Pale Complexion Fans: Lauren’s got a great ghostly white body with a genuine thatch of fire between her legs: [Screenshot]
Oversized Toy Fans: Great! Her toy play makes the scene. She pulls out an eye-popping huge dildo and somehow manages to get it inside both her pussy and ass. A great highlight comes later when she’s got the dildo suction-cupped to a chair and gets fucked in the ass while riding the toy: [Screenshot] & [Screenshot] & [Screenshot]

Cumshot:
The third jerk off across her mouth. Decent, but nothing amazing.





SCENE 4: Ivy Lebelle & Prince Yahshua (Rating: 7.5/10)
Ivy’s in bright red stockings, showing off her tits and ass for a few minutes, giving us a great view of those hefty hips: [Screenshot] & [Screenshot]. Yahshua walks in out of nowhere and the same-old-same-old action begins for the forth time. If this scene had been first, I might have been more interested. But coming at the end of this release and being entirely formulaic compared to the other scenes, my interest had unfortunately dissipated by this point.

Who Will Probably Like This Scene The Most?
Suspended Leg(s) Fans: For me, the only difference here is that this scene was a big more “leggy” than the others, and I appreciated it: [Screenshot] & [Screenshot]

Cumshot:
Useless. Pitiful volume facial jerkoff. Did Yahshua shoot both his scenes in the same day. This seems like a “let’s just get this done” climax.







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