Evil Anal 13 Review

Reviewed by The D-Man  on  4/16/2011

The Sex:

Asa Akira

Picture this, if you will. It’s nighttime, when a car pulls up in a parking lot. Manuel Ferrara then appears to take delivery of a package from a car trunk…a bound and gagged Asa Akira. Back at Manuel’s place, viewers learn that Asa doesn’t want to return (ah, so that’s the story), and that she will anything not to go back. That “offer” soon means some kissing, after which Mr. Ferrara buries his face in Asa’s butt from behind, as well as tasting Asa’s nookie. Moreover, and jams a black dildo in Asa’s mouth and dishes out a few slaps to Asa’s derriere. But of course, Asa gets to dish out some erotic treatment of her own, namely, a blowjob wherein she suck on Manuel’s tool as well as the faux wiener. At one point, Manuel works the sex toy in and out of Asa’s pussy while Asa slobs the dude’s knob. Ms. Akira soon finds herself on top of her lover, getting some rapid-fir thrusts from underneath. In due course, Asa grabs a hold of the previously mentioned dildo and sodomizes herself with it, just before Manuel eases his cock into asa’s poop-chute for some spoon-style anal. Asa also gets her bunghole worked over with some reverse-cowgirl anal. The two of them take a quick break from Asa’s butt-fucking with Asa rimming Manuel (yuck ) while the guy jerks himself. Ultimately, Asa gets a mouthful of guy-goo, and then ends the scene with a bang.

Chanel Preston

The recent XRCO award-winning starlet (“Best New Starlet”) is a wealthy, hot-to trot socialite cruising around in a fur coat and lingerie in the back of a limousine. She offers two homeless guys, Steve Holmes and Mick Blue, a meal and a bath back at her place. But this angel of mercy is a horny one, and she washes Mick in the bath while in her undies, and even shaves Steve’s face while jerking the guy’s wang. With her guests cleaned and dressed up, Chanel saunters down the stairs sans panties or bra. Immediately thereafter, Chanel is standing between the guys, pulling their puds at first, then squatting down to give the Steve and Mick some head. At one point, Chanel swallows all of Steve’s schlong and in return, gets her box licked while Mick plows Chanel’s hot mouth. Of course, since Steve licked Chanel’s hoo-ha, it’s only fitting he gets to dip his wick first. So Steve fucks Chanel in spoon, and then Mick boffs Chanel in spoon while she slurps on Steve’s straw. It appears that Mick gets to make the first entry into Chanel’s rear, although the camera doesn’t effectively the initial penetration. Later on, Chanel does some reverse-cowgirl action, vaginal at first, but that quickly evolves into reverse-cowgirl anal. (I must say that Chanel looks wonderful leaning back with her lovely legs together). There’s also something of a bridge-style boning to look at, and while getting face-fucked by Steve, it looks like Chanel uses her teeth, if only briefly. Chanel later turns around so that Mr. Holmes can drill her butt hole. Ah, but Mick isn’t done with Chanel, and he gets to pound Chanel’s dirt-road via missionary anal, after which time both guys fuck Chanel’s mouth. There’s also appears to be a standing vaginal poke with Steve, and after doling out a final blowjob to her partners, Chanel gets a double mouthful of seed.

Amy Brooke and Kristina Rose

Police Officer is parked somewhere, enjoy a box of donuts while getting blown Amy Brooke. But the guy eventually kicks Amy out, and at another location, he finds Kristina up on a kitchen counter-top, sucking a huge dildo while wrapped in some tape and with some sex toy lodged in her ass. Officer Ferrara tease Kristina’s pussy with his billy club (I actually mean the club, not his cock) and after removing the butt plug, the tip of the club finds it’s way into Kristina’s poop-chute, and later, her mouth. Manuel also jams the super-sized sex toy in and out of Kristina’s mouth. But of course, Kristina needs the real thing, and thus, she soon finds herself on her knees, inhaling Manuel’s cock, wand even manages to get most of Manuel’s member into her mouth once or twice, as well as some fairly fervid hand and mouth action. But after a while, Kristina ends up bent over the counter top, getting fucked from behind. Kristina also tries out some one-legged doggie that elevates Kristina’s volume, but Kristina so has her mouth busy with some blowing and it seems, some rimming. (Blech). Afterward, Kristina mounts her visitor for some cowgirl style pole riding, and Kristina looks great as she slams her butt back and forth. Kristina also stands up against the wall for some doggie-style fucking, and after sucking Manuel’s toes, gets a toe in her pussy. The action soon changes to some spoon-style poking, starting out with vaginal, then changing to anal, after which our couple maneuver into some reverse-cowgirl anal. A bit of doggie-like anal leads to some gaping, then it’s on to some cowgirl style anal. Kristina then give Manuel a blowjob that a bit slower than her previous one, and maintaining some good eye contact with her lover. Another round of rimming (why?) leads to Ms. Rose assuming the face-down, ass up position. Yes, it may be a Kodak moment, but like all good things, it comes to an end…with Manuel coming all over Kristina’s face.

Katsuni

Manuel talks about sexual fantasies, and then, there’s a sight to behold: Katsuni posing on a bed. Katsuni later gives Manuel something akin to a lap dance in her lingerie, and after some kissing, Manuel gropes Katsuni’s gash. Seeing how one good turn deserves another, Katsuni undoes Manuel’s pants and wraps her lips around her lover’s log. Some rimming and toe-sucking sucking follows (uugh) before Katsuni plants her petunia onto Manuel’s sword, adeptly grinding her hips back and forth, and getting some fast-paced pumping in return. Manuel later has the good fortune to grab a hold of Katsuni and plow her in doggie style and spoon. With Katsuni’s pussy thusly fucked, Manuel then moves on to pumping Katsuni’s brown-eye. The bum-banging begins with some spoon-style anal with Mr. Ferrara changing up the speed of his thrusts every so often. Not that makes any difference to Katsuni, because she’s taking it well, and then gets on top to work her body and butt hole with some reverse-cowgirl anal. A brief blowjob leads to some doggie-style anal, some of which has Katsuni blindfolded, as well as slowing the tempo of her cock-sucking. But wait, Manuel also brings in a few to end it all off an IR suck-off fest.

The DVD:

In Terms of the visual quality, the scenes were well shot, and the opening of the first scene was a nice touch. (Speaking of visual appeal, the cover is quite eye-catching. (Great job, guys). The DVD also has it’s fair share of extras, such as the requisite Behind the Scenes, a Cumshot Recap, some Photo Galleries, Filmographies and yes, some Trailers.

Summary:

For the most part, I liked this flick, but then again, I might have been favorably disposed toward this video. That’s because if you were to ask me to list a half-dozen of my favorite, presently active porn-actresses (as of the time of this review), three of them: Kristina, Asa and Chanel, are in this video. Of course, Katsuni is rather superb, and Amy Brooke certainly isn’t chopped liver. To me, seeing Kristina trying to fellate that sex toy was something, and Chanel’s smoldering seductiveness came through very nicely. On the other hand, I wasn’t down with Asa and Kristina licking man-ass, Kristina getting invaded by one of Manuel’s toes, or seeing Katsuni getting slapped. I also thought that having Amy, a very talented anal sex performer, limited solely to a brief blowjob as something of a waste. (In my opinion, an anal scene with Amy in the police car would have some potential). Still, with a gathering of gorgeous and very, very capable anal starlets, Evil Anal 13 has good porn viewing potential.