European Invasion Review
Porno Dan Presents
Studio: Porno Dan Presents
Category: Foreign , Reality Porn
Directed by: Porno Dan
Starring: Porno Dan, Ralph Long, Candy Alexa, Ivana Sugar, Anissa Kate, Denise Sky, Penelope Ferre
Released on: 8/21/2014
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Running Time:
95 min.
Production Date:
5 / 9, 11 / 2014, 6 / 7 / 2014
Director:
Porno Dan
Cast:
Anissa Kate, Candy Alexa, Denise Sky, Ivana Sugar, and Penelope Ferre
with
Porno Dan and Ralph Long
Audio /Video Quality:
The technical aspects hover just below the average mark. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, but there are a few background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks okay. The lighting is fairly natural and the picture is pretty clear, but there is a bit of camera motion.
The Movie:
European Invasion collects four scenes featuring Porno Dan and his mopes getting busy with European girls.
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| Candy Alexa and Ivana Sugar with Porno Dan and Ralph Long |
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Porno Dan runs off at the mouth with the lovely dirty blonde Ivana and busty brunette Candy on each arm before the scene cuts to Ivana sucking his cock as Candy sits on his face. Ivana moves up to ride him cowgirl style before hopping off and letting Candy slide down to ride him reverse cowgirl style as she plays with Candy's tits and bald pussy. Candy also rides Dan cowgirl style and Ivana lays back for some missionary work with the girls playing with each other a little. Ivana lets Dan take her from behind and takes his load on her ass as Candy starts sucking the newly arrived Ralph and gets up to ride him cowgirl style. They also fuck laying on their sides facing each other before Ivana returns and lets Ralph fuck her missionary style. Dan returns as well, and they continue to play and fuck around the sectional couch. Candy takes a small pop from Dan on her big tits and then Ivana moves over to stroke Ralph to try to get him to pop. Ralph finally takes matters into his own hands, and jerks himself to a respectable pop on Ivana's tits.
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| Penelope Ferre with Porno Dan |
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Dan introduces Hungarian dishwater blonde Penelope before the scene cuts to her sitting on his face and then to her sucking his cock. Penelope rides Dan cowgirl style and lets him take her doggie style before laying back for some missionary work. They work through the cowgirls as well as a little more missionary and doggie fucking until Dan pops on Penelope's solid ass.
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| Anissa Kate with Porno Dan |
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Raven tressed busy sexpot Anissa starts the penultimate scene in a pink and blue corset with white stockings before stripping off her panties and moving in to suck Dan's cock. She moves up to ride his face and then lets him fuck her doggie style. Anissa lays back to let her big beautiful titties bounce as Dan fucks her missionary style, and then gets up to show off her great ass riding him cowgirl style. She turns around for a reverse cowgirl ride and then lays back for more missionary work with Dan. They finish fucking with a bit of doggie fucking before Anissa spins around, sucks Dan's cock quickly, and then claims to have swallowed it all down without coming anywhere close to giving proof that he actually popped.
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| Denise Sky with Ralph Long |
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Denise shows off her all natural body as Dan runs off at the mouth before the scene cuts to her sucking Ralph's cock. She gets up to ride him cowgirl style and then lets him spoon her shaved slit. They roll around fucking a bit more before Denise and Ralph sixty-nine, and then go right back to fucking doggie style. Ralph and Denise hold each other laying in their sides fucking, and he finally pulls out to pop on her thigh.
European Invasion might be the best release I've seen so far of the few I've watched from Porno Dan. Sadly that doesn't mean a lot as there's few companies or directors I ignore as much as Porno Dan. His stuff has always struck me as cheap slapped together crap, and I really can't understand why anyone would pay for his movies when for the same amount of money they could get a longer movie by somebody who actually appears to care about what they're doing and with more competent male talent who can actually deliver a solid scene with the hot chicks. Here I was unable to resist the allure of Anissa Kate, and although she did a good job in her scene, I really can't be that excited about it due to what looked like a questionable at best pop in the mouth that was “swallowed”. The other there scenes are okay with no scene really standing out from the pack. They're all held back by a cheap feel, lazy camera work, and extremely choppy editing. If we were still in the days of film rather than the digital age I'd be wondering if the movie had been edited by a blind man with a dull machete. European Invasion is a completely forgettable release that should be easy to pass by.
The Extras:
As usual with Porno Dan, all you get are a few trailers and a photo gallery lasting about two and a half minutes.
Condom Usage:
Between Porno Dan and Anissa Kate
Final Thoughts:
It's some of the best I've seen from Porno Dan, but it's still not worth more than a low level rental.
Note to Porno Dan Presents:
A little effort towards the extras would be nice, even if it's something as simple as a bonus scene.
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