Euro Teens 2 Review

Reviewed by Speelie  on  4/27/2002

Euro Teens
Produced by Paul Sky
Metro/Playhouse
Produced 3/3/2001
Released 10/17/2001

Cast : Janet, Lucy, Melany, Clara (aka Reapley), Petra (aka Dany Ricci), Louis, Danny

From the start, Euro Teens 2 is different and the same as Euro Teens 1. A new, “soft filter” look has been added, along with bits of slow motion, in an attempt at style, or class, or something. Monique is back, briefly, from ET1, just long enough to talk and smoke on a bed with cute, curvy blonde Janet. Suddenly, Monique is gone, and Danny has shown up, or maybe she turned into Danny. Whatever the case, Janet approves of this change, and kisses and then blows the guy. The boxcover wastes a lot of space on nonsense about “inexperienced teens,” but covergirl Janet looks to be neither of those things. As she and Danny 69, he rims her brown eye, which is more daring than any of the action in the first volume. Weird “X Files” music plays as the couple screw in various positions. While they go at in doggy, Danny switches to her backdoor, for the first anal seen in this series. It’s also the last anal, and while that’s not necessarily a problem, a lack of anal sex is not what many viewers will expect out of a movie with “Euro” in the title. Janet seems to have fun the whole time, and after Danny strokes off into her mouth (in slow motion, for no good reason), she gives him some final head.

Lucy also doesn’t look like a teen, as she reads a magazine on a bed, wearing only her underwear. She does seem inexperienced at being on camera, as Louis shows up and goes for her small breasts. Louis has shaved his beard since ET1, and that was a mistake, as he now appears borderline retarded. This time we are treated to video game music, as very plain, not too pretty Lucy goes through the motions. Louis isn’t “up” for much, and his limp dick is symbolic of the lack of interaction between the two. After some boring intercourse, a penis (probably a stunt-dick) cums on her face.

Melany (spelled “Melanie” on the cover) is much better looking, if still rather plain. She too is lying on a bed, and is made to seem younger by having her long, dark brown hair pulled into pigtails, and by the toys surrounding her. Indeed, she keeps a small stuffed bear in her hand the entire time. Louis is back to try again, as Melany experiments with a vibrator. She stays partially clothed, and this aspect is handled quite well, adding some sexiness to the scene. The two 69, and then fuck in several positions with good energy. It is easy to see why Louis is more turned on this time, but he might have had a bit of trouble again at the end, since once more the sex concludes with a bodiless cock appearing to jizz on her face.

Clara is our next girl on a bed, and she usually works as Reapley (or Ripley). She has a very thin, boyish body, and usually wears a long braided wig, which sometimes comes off during a scene (see her, for example, in Rocco’s Reverse Gangbang, Hardball 11, and Big Natural Tits 1 (despite her lack of big natural tits)). No wig is present this time, and her shaved head combined with her lack of curves is a huge turn-off for me, though many people claim to find her attractive. Louis certainly thinks so, he is at his most inspired yet, fucking her with an enthusiasm that she matches. This is the first time I have seen Reapley not do anal. After the usual positions, she strokes a load out of what is definitely Louis’ cock (maybe he was saving himself for this scene), and then gives some post-cum head.

Petra really ought to be on the cover of this movie, since she’s the biggest celebrity here, but this was shot before she had done other hardcore (it’s her earliest credit I can find). She’s a tremendously cute light brunette Czech with a tight slender body, who isn’t made up well here. She usually looks quite glamorous, in a natural way, when she models for 1 by Day, where she often works with her friends Petra and Dana. Since it is confusing to have two actresses named “Petra,” the other one does hardcore as “Sandy Saint” (sometimes “Sandy Style”), while Dana is now known as “Stacy Silver” (she’s the “Dana” in ET1). The three made a big hardcore splash in Killer Pussy 9, and more recently in Rocco’s Initations 4, and Petra and Stacy also appear in Sodomania 36.

Petra looks just darling in a tennis outfit as, yet again, a scene opens with the girl on a bed. The music, as she reads a magazine, this time sounds like it was lifted from a soap opera. Louis materializes, and aggressively laps at her clam. I would do the same, she looks to possess the cleanest, sweetest pussy ever. She then fellates him, and says things to him now and then, but since she likely spoke in Czech, it all goes unheard. I don’t think Petra was entirely comfortable having sex on camera yet, as she tries too hard to look serious while riding Louis and getting spooned. She’s a much better performer in her later movies, but she’s so cute that just watching her tie her shoes would still be fun, and so even this mediocre sex is ok. For one last time, a cock, someone’s cock, appears and then shoots a big load on her face.

The DVD extras amount to a gallery of ten photos. This has a couple of nice shots each of Janet and Petra, but this is still mighty slim pickings. As with Euro Teens 1, Euro Teens 2 might serve as a cushioned introduction to porno movies for someone who has never seen one before. Petra and Reapley completists will want to at least rent it, and aside from Lucy’s scene, there’s nothing really terrible about it, but there’s also no reason at all to recommend it. Any of the other titles I listed for Petra and Reapley are far superior, and all that Euro Teens 1 & 2 really accomplished was to make me appreciate Nacho’s Killer Pussy 9 more than ever. Get that one when it comes to DVD, and skip the Euro Teens series.

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