Euro Milk Juggs Review

Reviewed by loverboy  on  7/12/2011

Title: Euro Milk Juggs
Studio: Third World Media
Starring: Heidi, Sofie, Marie, Hannah, Ludwiga
Director: Mick Haig

Third World Media usually concentrates on Asian type movies. This time they have imported a German production and named it "Euro Milk Juggs." This dvd features five one on one sex scenes with all the predictable usual positions. The size of breasts offered for viewing is what makes it worth watching. The size of the "Third World Media XXX" logo in the bottom left corner throughout the entire presentation makes it annoying.Male cast credits are non existent and I'm not sure if I trust the female cast credits either. One woman says her name is Anna and she is credited as Sofie! This dvd is credited as coming from Mick Haig. I had never heard of him so looked it up on line and apparently he is a well known German porn producer. His recent claim to fame is trying to sue illegal downloaders of his stuff.

Scene one: Blonde Heidi is poolside where a guy is sitting on a lounge chair. Eventually she loses her white shorts and green top, giving way to flower pattered bra and panties. The guy kneads her tits standing behind her. Eventually in an outside farm house type setting with lawnmowers in the background, they fuck. Action is on a towel and includes spoon, reverse cg, cg, etc. Not much dialog in this scene, except at the end when Heidi tells him something about it being "free today."

Scene two: Blonde Sofie (who says she is Anna!) talks to a German guy sitting at his computer. He apparently runs an escort service and is arranging Sofie's employment. Cut to her first customer who is sitting on a couch waiting for her. He lets her in and they fuck on a couch. It's all predictable, from the tit licking to the sex on the sofa, but it's easy on the eye. Both are enjoying the action and the squeaking sofa makes some nice sounds from his pistoning in and out. Too bad we have no clue who he is so see if he has made any other movies....Best scene in the movie.

Scene three: Marie talks to the same escort set up guy from scene two (these scenes are partially in German and partially in English but I'm sure we aren't missing much from the deutsch we don't understand.) Anyhow, brown haired and tongue pierced Marie has sex with the guy in his office. Kinda fun to watch as they do it on the office desk chair and love seat/sofa....To put it nicely, the guy could lose a few pounds so not my idea of porn star.

Scene four: Hannah is making a bed in a hotel room wearing a maid's outfit. For some reason she decides to take a shower in the room (!) and we see her soaping up her privates as there is no shower curtain on the shower (!). The guest comes back to his room, finds her, and of course has to fuck her. Nice pussy eat and fingering along with the usual.

Scene five: Ludwiga has brown hair and is visiting our escort set up boss again. After he talks to her for a bit and looks her over, cut to a tatted guy in a bedroom scene as the two do it.

Extras include picture gallery which takes about four minutes to scroll through. Some pics are full screen, some only 1/3 of the screen...NONE with the Third World Media logo on it (how did they forget that?!). Also here are eight trailers: Hello Titty 8; Tokyo Cream Puffs 7; Oriental Rugs 6; Naughty Little Asians 28; 3rd World America Koreatown; Bankok Suckee Fuckee 10; Little Asian Trannies 18; Lady Boy Long Legs