Euro Girls Never Say No 3 Review

This is the third installment for this Platinum X Pictures series, in which these two noted actor/directors showcase both their own talents, as well as those of pretty European women, all shown in a variety of settings. In this film, the men have some assistance from their PXP colleagues Brandon Iron and Michael Stefano, who add a North American flair to the proceedings. All the scenes are shot at classy locations, both indoors and outside.

Themes: Anal Sex, Group sex, double penetrations, some slapping

Note: All images shown are computer screenshots; they do not represent the original DVD video quality.

        In a living room , the first four sit on a sofa, with the men kissing the women; what looks to be medieval weaponry is up on the wall in the background. In walks Mr. Iron, who gives each lady a gentlemanly kiss on the hand. He takes them both outside, although Michael says twice, "I hope he doesn't kill them."
        Brandon does nothing of the sort. Instead, at brunette Sandra's request, he and blond Dora slap her ass until it is red. Then it's Dora's turn to be slapped, then rimmed by Sandra while Brandon kisses her sweetly. The other two men walk out to see what's going on, then everyone goes back inside.
        This is when the real sex action starts, sometimes involving all five people at once, centered in and around the sofa in the living room. For instance, there's Brandon being sucked by Dora, who is being fingered by Steve, who is also fingering Sandra, who is being done in spoon by Michael. The last man goes full steam ahead with his seductive dirty talk to Sandra, when he tells her, "You are fucking making me crazy," which has Sandra practically screaming as he rams into her.
        There is a never-changing array of positions and partners that ensues from this point on. At times all five are shown in frame, such as Brandon in doggy on Dora as she gives a BJ to Steve, who is caressing Sandra while Michael now has her in doggy anal. Then, at other times, only 3 or 4 performers are shown, making it easier to figure out who is doing what and with whom; if someone isn't needed in the action, they leave the frame. At one point, Sandra is DP'ed by Steve and Michael, including a DAP, which sets her to moaning really loud, almost drowning out Michael's talking, no mean feat in itself.
        Occasionally, Sandra or Dora are only with one man at a time, or the two of them team up with just Steve, as when Dora is in RCG, while Sandra licks his balls. Though soon, of course, Michael takes this opportunity to join in to do some more doggy anal on Sandra. Right after, it is Dora's turn to be DP's by these two men, with some ATMOG to Sandra. To conclude, the two women kneel and kiss, and all three men in succession cum on their faces.
        But there was actually more good footage, shown in the outtakes in the DVD extras section. The highlight is a standing DP of Dora, with Sandra underneath licking the men's balls; the camera was able to take in this crowded set-up rather well. Another high point is when Steve licks Sandra over a few minutes, making her come several times; you can see her body and face tense up with the pleasure from all this added attention.
        Never once during this long scene does the energy of Romanian Sandra or Hungarian Dora ever waver; they both looked passionate throughout, and readily matched the energy levels of the 3 energetic men. The two women also kiss and fondle each other several times, and it doesn't look the least bit fake, as it too often does in straight films. Furthermore, in a segment where the action could easily have gotten confused or disorganized, the flow of events was constantly smooth. It was never the case of wondering who is in the frame now or why, or who is supposed to be with whom. Although this all had the feel of spontaneity, it must have required some preplanning from everyone involved, including the cameraman. All-in-all, a delight to watch.

       The petite Czech Janet lies languidly on a pool toy, floating around an indoor pool, giving some tease time to the camera. Before long, she is giving a teasing blowjob to Manuel as he lies on the edge of the pool. Using her hands as well, she moves on to rimming and licking his balls, before they continue onto some hard CG, as Manuel repeatedly thrusts himself inside her.
        Abruptly, Manuel picks Janet up and runs her outside to a garden bench, on which they do standing doggy. Little Janet holds on for dear life to a lamppost, as he does her really hard and deep. After a few minutes, they run down a stone path to an outdoor bar, where Manuel places her up on a bar stool. Here she sits while he does more standing doggy on her. Manuel makes use of the rotating bar stool to turn Janet around towards him, where he takes the time to lick her, making her come several times; she now looks like she's in heaven.
        Next he fingers her ass, first with 1, then 2, then 3 fingers, while he licks her pussy, making her come some more. Finally, Manuel starts a slow anal mish on Janet, accompanied with kisses and whispers. Pausing for some ATM, he purrs, "Do you want me to fuck your ass some more?" She nods yes.
       They go inside, to a bed, where he starts a slow, unhurried spooning anal on Janet, who is now writhing in pleasure. Onto RCG, then some more spooning, then a break while Manuel fingers her hard. To conclude, they dart outside to a patio for some final doggy sex, so hard that Manuel cums without jerking himself off; Janet kneels just in time to catch a drenching facial from him.
       The scene moved just as smoothly as the first one, even with the continuous change in locations, which the cameraman was able to keep up with just fine. To add to the continuity, Manuel kept up a constant litany of kisses and whispers towards Janet; in fact, he must have kissed her a good 25 times.
        Manuel and Janet looked like Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, though they are in reality in a residential garden near Prague. Still, if that biblical couple ever enjoyed themselves as much as these two did, Eden would have been a very happy place, no doubt.

       In a lovely garden outside a home in Budapest, Petra Blond walks around in her purple outfit, skimpy enough to reveal her tattoos. She is joined by even blonder Lola, who looks even more seductive in a pink mini-dress. They circle around each other and kiss, before Steve comes on the scene, telling them, "Here I find my two toys." And toy with them he does.
       After exchanging some 3-way kisses, the girls perform a dual BJ, with Lola going plenty deep, without much effort, either. The sex action soon starts, generally with Steve screwing one girl, while the other helps out, or he has the girls side by side, so he can easily go from one to the other. There's one time when he has the girls stacked on top of each other, slapping their asses in succession, then proceeding with analing Lola as he feels Petra all over. At another time, he has them in a 69 position, with Lola on top as he anals her, then Petra is right there for some ATMOG. There is also a spirited RCG anal on Petra, with Lola close by to lick Steve and caress him. Naturally, the scene ends with a shared facial.
       Neither Hungarian woman says a word during this segment, though they certainly show their pleasure by moaning a lot. There seemed to be more coolness with them, compared to Sandra and Dora in Scene 1, but these first women also spoke English well, so it was easier for their personalities to shine through during the action. But, somehow, Steve was able to let Lola and Petra know what to do, because the sequence of events in this third scene never falters. I have to add, Lola looks like someone out of a 1930's Berlin movie starring Marlene Dietrich; she has that wicked, decadent look about her; Steve himself says she is one "nasty slut".

       Blond Hungarian Jennifer in strolling around a patio in a skimpy black outfit; Michael Stefano conducts a POV interview with her as she teases him with her body. He answers the teasing with some fondles of his own, as he asks her several times, "Are you horny?" Before long, he takes her inside, to his colleague Manuel, who is sitting on a blue sofa.
       But Manuel is not sitting alone, he is already doing the brunette Hungarian Lisa in a forceful CG, which Jennifer now watches intently while she fingers herself. Michael is still there behind the camera; occasionally he talks to Jennifer or feels her up. After Manuel has switched to a spooning position with Lisa, he talks to her, slaps her face a little and does some mild throat grabbing, then makes her lick Jennifer's shoes.
       Michael asks Jennifer, "You want to suck his dick?" She naturally agrees to this, as she starts PTMOG, then Manuel continues thrusting into Lisa once more, making her cry out with pleasure. After he fingers the brunette's ass, it time for some spooning anal, while the blond licks his balls. This determined action goes on for a good 5 minutes, but doesn't get the least bit monotonous, what with Manuel saying several times to Lisa, "You're so fucking good." Of course, soon it is Jennifer's turn with Manuel, whom he does in RCG anal various ways. This all finishes with Manuel doing Lisa in anal mish, while the other woman is close by for ATMOG, concluding with a cumshot on their faces.
       This scene, although a bit rougher than the other ones, joins together what both these men are superb at: Manuels's vigorous sex action and Michael's intriguing POV/interview work. The blending of these men's complimentary skills was a winning combination.

       The very young-looking brunette Hungarian Angelina, slim and leggy, is lounging around a patio, looking saucily into the camera as she touches herself. From a distance, Steve and Manuel spot her, and whistle to her to come over to them. While she makes her way over, Steve says, "I think we cannot fuck her; she's too small."
        Angelina sits down in between the two men, on a brown leather sofa. "Enchanté," purrs Steve as he kisses her hand. Manuel doesn't waste any time; he starts fingering her hard, making her moan, getting her wet. She starts giving a BJ to Steve, who caresses her back and kisses her lots of times. Once Manuel enters her in spoon, she has a harder time concentrating on giving oral attention to Steve, nevertheless both men seem captivated by her sighs.
        Manuel is still inside her when he starts massaging her pussy; twice she has an orgasm (you can see her legs tremble and tense up). Manuel and Steve switch places, with Steve soon saying, "She's so wet!" Both the men get worked up over this state of affairs. It's then onto RCG on Manuel, which leads to a brief double vaginal penetration, as small as Angelina is, she seems to handle it okay. Next, it more RCG on Manuel, with Steve overhead for her to give him some more BJ. But, with Manuel massaging her pussy again, it's hard for her to focus, because he makes her come twice more; you can now see her whole body tense up. "Look at this face," Manuel croons to Angelina, as he puts her through all this pleasure.
       Now it's Steve's turn with Angelina. He begins a slow spooning anal with her, along with massaging her pussy some more. Of course, she's soon climaxing again – by this point her body is convulsing every time this happens. It's then onto some double penetrations, first with Steve reclining below Angelina, holding onto her real tight, while Manuel is on top of her. There is a brief standing DP, during which they let Angelina hand upside down so she can give a BJ to Manuel, then a final sitting DP with Steve in front and Manuel behind; she looked really tiny in between these two tall men.
       By now, little Angelina looks like she is getting worn out, as if she doesn't have much energy left even to moan. Fortunately, Manuel calls to her to kneel, and first Steve then Manuel cum on her face; now they are the ones who are moaning. She finishes with some post-cum BJ and a weary smile.
       So many times when I've watched b/b/g scenes like this, the woman just gets lost in between the two men and whatever it is that they want to do to her. This scene was different, in that petite Angelina certainly got a lot of attention from the men, not just the usual sexual stuff, but lots of kisses and caresses and endearments, too. In return, they're turned on by the amount of pleasure and orgasms she felt. If only there were more scenes like this.

Overall Impression: This is one of those films where everything comes together well, from the performances of the actors/actresses, the chemistry between the male/female pairings, the camera and editing work, as well as the little set-ups that introduce each scene.
       And it isn't as if there is just crude sex, presented in a mechanical fashion. There are plenty of kisses and caresses to go along with the heated sex action, all done in a spontaneous way, that doesn't look the least bit staged. Truth be told, if there were a rating for kisses, in terms of quality as well as quantity, this movie would definitely deserve 5 stars. There isn't much that could have been improved upon, in my estimation.
       As I mentioned before, to the viewer it looks like what takes place happens effortlessly, but that simply could not have been the case. There must have been a decent amount of planning and effort from both directors to put together such a first-rate film, and it shows in the quality of the final production.

My thanks to Mr. Steve Holmes for background information on numerous scenes.

DVD Extras: BTS footage, Photo gallery, cum shot recap, outtakes

The BTS is mostly from scene 3 with Steve, Lola and Petra. Lola treats Steve to one of his favorite things he likes to see a woman do.

And one of the most favorite things I like to see in a porn movie is the homeowner's pets, who might wonder onto a set during a film shoot at a rented home. In this film, there are two pets: a barking Doberman pinscher who wants to play ball with Steve (that's his hand above left), and a toy pinscher. This little one runs outside right before a scene begins – Brandon Iron looks at him quizzically, before the dog runs back inside.

Renee's Wristwatch-O-Meter: This film originally got a 9 out of a possible 9, that is, a perfect score. Of the nine times that the men from PXP are in a sex scene, they never were a timepiece. Either they never wear watches anyway, or they remember to take them off in time. However, Lola from Scene 3 wears a large watch, that almost looks like a man's, totally incongruous with her sexy minidress. So, I deduct half a point, for a final score of 8.5. For me, seeing a man (or a woman) wearing a large watch during a sex scene is a real fantasy killer.

Best line in Film: Steve to the photographer Jean Michel, "We have to kill him." Him is that Doberman Pinscher dog, who also barks during the photo shoot. Jean replies that they won't have to go to a restaurant that evening. Presumably, they could then dine on Filet de Chien Dobermanaise.

2nd Best Line: Steve to Manuel in last scene, "Can't you introduce yourself before you touch her tits?" No explanation needed.

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