Euro Angels Hardball 11: Analholics Review

Reviewed by Gabriel Nine  on  9/1/2001

EURO HARDBALL 11: ANALHOLICS
(Evil Angel / Clark Euro Angel)
Directed by Christoph Clark
Starring: Monique, Amanda, Loureen Hill, Sylvia, Reapley, Kathy Heart, Mercedes, Tina Banks, Barbara, Susy, Roxanne, Sandra, Hatman, Leslie Taylor, David Perry, Alberto Rey, Sebastian Barrio, Pascal St. James, Christoph Clark and the army: Joe, Pete, Johny, Szobca, Stefano, Thomas.
Not credited: Eniko
NB: the "male looks" rating does have to take Hatman into account, so apologies to all the other guys...

The scanty plot in this January 2001 entry in the well-established Hardball series concerns the supply of girls from an “agency” run by Hatman. Events begin with Christoph visiting Hatman’s office to arrange a couple of girls in order to satisfy his desires. If you have any familiarity with Christoph’s work, you’ll have a good idea what this will entail.

Sandra*, Roxanne, Christoph
At his pad, Suzy (*not Sandra as the chapter menu says) and Roxanne wait for Christoph, who arrives in blazer and slicked back hair doing a Frank Thring impression. Both women are sexy brunettes, clad in tight dresses and heels. Suzy is in several other Clark movies (credited in Hardball 11 and Beautiful Girls as Sandra, then finally in Hey Babe, Nice Tits as Suzy Sweet, but she is NOT the Suzy Sweet in Big Natural Tits), as well as Assman and some Private stuff too. She’s one of the most photographed girls around in men’s mags, having done substantial work in stills and video for the prolific Viv Thomas. Roxanne can be seen as Rita Black in Big Natural Tits.

Anyway, on with the action: Christoph builds up a good head of steam with some passionate kissing, tit sucking and foot play. Soon he has Roxanne sucking his cock while he mauls Suzy’s beautiful tits. He first decides to fuck Roxanne and then it’s Suzy’s turn.

Christoph resolves to give Suzy his sole attention and takes her to a bedroom for a thorough, lengthy anal workout. He gives her ass a remarkable pounding in one of his most focussed performances, with positions apparently designed to show off this lovely girl’s incredible body – I think she’s got one of the best pairs of tits going. Sexually, she is as fantastic as he suggests, willingly holding her ass open and pushing herself into whatever contorted positions he demands. It’s hard, fast and sweaty and her body just glows, as he uses dick and finger to make this responsive but compliant beauty’s ass gape, though it still looks tight and hot. Her eyes are closed as she drifts off into ecstasy… well, she makes it look good anyway, whatever you believe!

We intermittently see shots of Roxanne waiting, playing with herself as she hears the moans and groans, and then looking bored. Christoph and Suzy return, and Roxanne tries out the anal that I thought she might avoid. She rides in Christoph’s lap, and then Suzy has another session on his cock. Finally he comes over his chest and the girls lap it up, tangling tongues. Christoph doesn’t hesitate to kiss them, even while they suck him clean as they end this superb, substantial and energetic scene.

Monique, Reapley, Sylvia
Sexy, dominant African-American Monique is shown lacing her thigh-high PVC boots, and using her slave Reapley as a footstool. This slim, shaven- headed girl is actually rather appealing, as seen in Big Natural Tits. She answers the door to Sylvia, who looks sensational – tall, blonde, lean and super sexy. She towers over Monique actually, even with heels, but there is only one boss here. Sylvia is ordered to the floor and begins licking Monique’s boots. In mock outrage, Monique is angered when Sylvia sucks the long heel, and she receives a little slapping and spanking. “We are going to fuck you,” announces Monique.

The next thing we see is Monique fiercely driving a dildo into Sylvia’s ass. Well, it looks like Christoph finally delivered an outstanding all girl scene, but it’s these girls who make it. The levels of energy, the attitude and commitment are exceptional as first Monique pounds Sylvia’s butt, and then impales her own ass on a dildo stuck to the mirrored wall while she watches Reapley administer the anal on Sylvia. Reapley assists Monique in taking the dildo between her beautiful round cheeks while Sylvia fucks her own ass. Subsequently, Monique anally mounts the dildo in Sylvia’s ass and effectively gives her a hard doggy style ass fuck. Then they use a double dildo in both their asses. Monique goes down on Sylvia’s pussy and ass (genuine, tongue inside rimming) while Reapley passionately and deeply kisses her. Monique and Sylvia also share a passionate kiss before they finish with Reapley vigorously fingering both women’s arses.

As Monique and Reapley sit down to relax with a drink, sexy Sylvia collects her money and wiggles off on her way. What a scene – absolutely superb, frantic action with total commitment (Reapley is a convincingly gay young lady who should have had her own chance to get fucked) from all concerned. Sylvia is quite submissive here, in contrast to her feisty if futile defiance with Rocco in Animal Trainer 4. Effective editing and use of black and white just adds to the sheer quality.

Loureen, Pascal, Leslie
Loureen Hill seems like another Euro starlet in the making. This cute little lass with a very sexy body, tight, young and pert, is posing for pics under the guidance of Hatman when Pascal and Leslie turn up. Hatman has to pop out for a while, and he warns them to keep their hands off the bikini-clad cutie. Yeah right…

As soon as Hatman is out the door, they are all over her. “Do you think I am stupid?” she asks shyly. “Oh no”, say the boys, “you are very beautiful”. Especially with a cock in your mouth. Some way to seek reassurance, but who cares?

After she has slurped on both their dicks, the lads take turns at fucking her, but the pussy pounding she gets is a mere warm up for the real deal – long, hard anal fucking, in numerous athletic and contorted positions. Loureen moans, groans, whoops and hollers all the way through as Pascal and Leslie contrive to expend a preposterous amount of energy on turning her tight young anus into a gaping hot-pink hole. Naturally, there’s DP as well as hole switching and some odd angles of entry as the guys take turn after turn at her ass. There is some incidental ass-to-mouth, but it’s not featured especially. Hard, fast and furious, it’s classic Clark, the epitome of the best of the Euro Angels and Hardball series. The simple ingredients of a cute girl getting fucked hard in the ass are hard to beat.

To finish, the guys are sucked off and they come on the desktop. They sneak off after some post come head and leave Loureen to be caught licking up the come when Hatman returns. He’s annoyed that she has been giving it out for free! Not so clever after all.

Eniko, Kathy, Susy, Mercedes & the Army
It appears to be cold weather when Eniko and Kathy Heart turn up at Hatman’s office, but when he leads them off to the gig he has lined up for them, they enter dressed in skimpy outfits and then Hatman goes out and collects a group of soldiers in warm summer sunshine…

Whatever, the set-up here is that new girls Eniko and Kathy will show what they can do by servicing the troops in this little bar, with the assistance of Suzie (another Suzie, not the girl from scene 1) and Mercedes (yet another Mercedes!) Both of these girls are in Debauchery #11, indeed Suzie, if that is her name, is on the cover. Eniko is a slightly older girl who should be familiar to fans of Clark’s Euro Angels series, having been featured more than even Nikki Anderson. Here she is blonde and tanned, a little leaner and older but still with the same strong sexuality. Slim, sexy and pretty Kathy is already known as an anal queen elsewhere, while this Mercedes is a short-haired blonde and Suzie is a buxom brunette with stunning, sizeable, up- standing, almost conical tits. Hatman keeps her for himself while the army guys get their dicks sucked by the other trio.

Now Hatman fucking is something I really don’t want to see, and they keep it brief till he drops a load on Suzie’s superb tits. He’s not Cary Grant, know what I mean, though his acting is good enough for the purposes of the movie. Anyway, now we can concentrate on watching the girls getting fucked senseless. The action actually takes a while to build up as the camera flits over various couplings where the sex is mainly vaginal and the guys left out cluster round to get their dicks sucked.

In due course they get on to some substantial anal for Eniko and Kathy, with a butt plug being used on Eniko’s ass in addition to some hefty cocks and Kathy taking cock deep inside. The guys queue up for their turn. The girls are on a table together, and then placed on the floor asses raised for more penetration with Suzie and Mercedes on hand to suck ass-fresh dick. Needless to say, there are some seriously gaping anuses on show here. The scene is long and gruelling for the girls but what I presume to be a bunch of amateur (or at least unknown) guys do a great job of hanging on and supplying some serious dicking until it’s pop-shot time.

Each girl gets a couple of shots, but what I found most charming was the look of resigned amusement on Mercedes’ face when she jumps back as one large, splashy load hits her. She nearly laughs, but just has this “Yeah, okay” kind of expression. Eventually, all the dicks are done and Hatman happily leads his troupe of girls off while the guys get around that awkward “several naked men in a room together” moment with some macho high-fives. Yeah, well done!

Orgy finale
Hatman entertains a few of his chums to an orgy with some of his girls in the final scene. Cigars are smoked as a couple of girls supply BJs to the suited gents: besides Hatman, Pascal, David Perry, Alberto Rey and Leslie Taylor are in the company of Loureen and another two girls – the chapter menu says Tina Banks and Kathy Heart, but Kathy is not one of them in fact. These two are a slim girl with sandy blonde hair and the other is a more buxom blonde with her hair in a ratty style.

Monique, looking extremely sexy with her tight body in a fishnet cat suit and her long mane of hair just so, arrives, leading Reapley, who is wearing a see-through dress and her wig, on a leash. Hatman wants Monique to kiss one of his girls, and she teasingly ends up choosing Loureen. This is the signal to begin the action, as Monique gropes the girl and they then give David a blowjob. Monique swallows his cock and goes crazy on it. Her nasty attitude in this scene is amazing.

Everyone ends up on a mattress in the middle of the floor, and the action centres on the supply of seriously hard anal sex to Monique and Loureen, both of who sing like alley cats as their assholes are plundered by a succession of constantly alternating cocks. The others fuck in the background, but it’s mainly about these girls with DPs galore, gaping, frantic fucking and sucking and Reapley being brought in to really rim Monique’s gaping ass. Actually, there’s so much going on that it’s easy to miss something so this is only a guide.

This goes on for longer than can really be healthy for a girl’s bum, but even when you think it’s over, Monique is still demanding more dick in her ass, looking wild as the guys bodily pass her around and do their best to fuck her senseless. It’s hard to believe that Loureen’s perfectly smooth young bottom can take it all, but she does, without complaint.

Hatman finally instructs Monique to satisfy his guests by sucking them off. She gets four serious wads that spray over her face and body in a really spectacular finale that lives up to the outstanding quality of this scene. My only complaint was that Reapley, who lovingly licks Monique after the sperm shower, didn’t get the level of involvement that she deserves (although Alberto does pick her up and fuck her hard at one point). She really seems so committed, showing real desire to kiss and touch Monique at the end.

Having seen most volumes in this series, I have to say that Hardball 11 is one of the very best. There are some really sexy girls who are very willing and active participants in some extremely powerful sex action. Again Clark explores the themes of dominance and submission through strong sex where the girls do submit to dominant male and female partners to make up, rather than through say, bondage or spanking.

Technically, the editing is of particular quality and camerawork is very good. As I mentioned, there’s some stylish use of black and white footage. However, occasional problems with lighting and shadow hiding parts of the action slightly mar the viewing in places and some poor sound recording on dialogue scenes makes it hard to catch what’s going on – if you are going to include some dialogue, you might as well let us hear it.

Again there is confusion among the box cover credits, the movie credits and the chapter menu, which makes identifying some of the girls difficult. On the cover, they don’t even credit Eniko who has been in numerous editions of Euro Angels and Hardball. I am not sure who Amanda, Tina or Barbara are, and as far as I can see Sebastian Barrio does not appear in this film despite his credit – unless he’s one of the army guys and I didn’t notice.

DVD COMMENTS
This disc offers a good selection of extras, even if the menu is not quite as stylish as the very latest Evil Angel releases – splitting hairs I know seeing as this came out in January or something, but the very latest releases boast some utterly professional graphics and styling as good as any mainstream movie on DVD. You are offered extra footage, outtakes and suchlike, still images, a biography of Clark (same one as on all his EA releases) and the patented Evil Angel Fetish Menu. Of course, you get the usual play movie and chapter menu selections too. There are no multi-angle or language options for those who care about these things!

The extra footage consists of some bloopers and such like but the best of it is a very substantial slice of extra sex action. There’s more from each scene, some of which is very good stuff indeed. This really adds value and there’s an all-too-brief shot of Reapley getting fucked in some sizeable out-takes from the last orgy scene. It all shows how much extra shooting actually goes into making the standard 2 hours plus, and indeed what a trial it must be to actually keep fucking for such long periods as well as all the hanging around that usually goes into making a movie.