Don't adjust
your set - it's simply time for some of those wobbly video effects to
take us on a nostalgic trip to 1998. Several familiar faces remind me
of just what got me hooked on these girls, but I'd almost forgotten what
Euro Angels viewers sometimes had to tolerate in order to get their dose
of East European lovelies. Newcomers to Clark's contemporary videos with
their sunnier, sexier vibe and bright, colourful style may well be alarmed
by the heavy focus on toys, rubber, leather and PVC clothes in tandem
with the classic Clark fixation on the gaping female anus, not to mention
the girls who offer up their backsides in submissive fashion. All set
for some typically raw anal action in a movie that also demonstrates Christoph's
keenness to get the most out of the girls he hires - this is perhaps a
companion piece to his Private movie The Perversion of Barbara.
Eniko
This scene with favourite Clark muse Eniko sets the form for this movie,
with single-girl masturbation scenes book ending full sex scenes. A little
older than the average Hungarian starlet, Eniko, here with dark hair and
dressed in a rubber dress and sporting sheer nylons on her superb legs,
doesn't look as good as sometimes. She's an immensely capable sexual performer,
though this is merely a touch of fun for her. She tries out a couple of
different dildos in her pussy and ass, and ends up showing a gynaecological
view of her not-so-private parts. This really isn't anything special and
sunlight streaming through the louvered blinds is a minor irritation.
Barbara and Jesika
There's a sudden cut to a photo shoot, where blonde Barbara Rose, the
star of the aforementioned Perversion of Barbara, is dolled up in PVC
and black stockings as she poses. There's an amusingly inept set-up to
the sex with a leather-clad duo of Frank Gun and David Perry sitting on
thrones awaiting oral service from the terribly obliging Barbara and Jesika,
a round faced young lass with dyed red hair (I recall she was notable
in the final scene of True Anal Stories 2) who is dressed in a leather
harness and tights. There's a tidy shot of Barbara's wiggling ass and
her super long legs in sheer nylon as she bends over to suck cock. Slightly
less appealing is seeing Frank use a knife to cut open Jesika's black,
patterned tights so he can access her pussy and ass by tongue and finger.
The direction of the scene doesn't quite integrate the group action, so
we have two separate little encounters happening, contrasting Frank licking,
fingering and dildo-fucking Jesika while Barbara sucks David and dildos
her own ass. Frank enjoys missionary vaginal sex and a quick foot wank
with Jesika before his anal fucking sets her eyes rolling. More anal fingering
and dildo action features before we move to Barbara getting a sound buggering
from David.
One thing I really like to see, all too rarely, is a shot like one briefly
seen here, with Barbara wrapping her stocking-clad, high-heeled legs right
around David to pull him into her. More naughty action takes in further
dildo play, doggy anal and Jesika moving in to perform ass-to-mouth. Each
girl blows one guy to completion to end a quintessentially Clark affair.
It's slightly dark and dingy and cheap looking, and I don't know why but
the sex in many of Christoph's movies of this period looks rawer and dirtier.
Both girls have a certain individual appeal, shall we say, but they perform
with reasonable commitment and I enjoyed it, even if it's hardly a classic
scene.
Sarah
One thing about the previous scene is that there's a sense that it and
the other full sex scenes have been truncated to make room for more masturbation
scenes, such as this. Which, I would suggest, is a mistake. Sarah could
be attractive but she's caked in make-up and wearing a fairly unappealing
combination of fishnet tights and some PVC gear, while vigorously inserting
toys into her nether regions. Unfortunately, the editing of several Euro
Angels movies of the period is blighted by the use of some terrible transitions
and abysmal video effects and this is one of them. The blue screen effect
used here on background curtains just doesn't work and looks like some
Bulgarian video art project gone wrong. Next!
Jil Anderson
Relief comes in the heavenly form of Jil Anderson, another of those hot,
leggy blondes in the mode of Nikki Anderson and Judith Grant who epitomise
the Euro Angels label. To cut a long story short, a sun bed session provides
Christoph with the ideal excuse to film Jil peeling off her tiny dress
to reveal her outstanding body, all long legs and succulent C-cup (?)
tits. A young stud, Christopher, masturbates as he spies on her, and she
gets hot and bothered in the UV glow.
Getting bolder, the young chap kisses her feet and she permits him to
eat her plump pussy. She offers her ass for him to finger, and then turns
that fine frame around so she can kneel and suck. There's some great sexy
stuff as they watch each other masturbating and Jil wriggles around in
an extremely provocative manner, looking genuinely excited, before hopping
on board for a highly enthusiastic reverse cowgirl fuck. It's lovely to
see her firm tits in action. Jil fingers her own ass then permits Christopher
to ass fuck her in doggy. Sadly, all too soon he's firing a healthy load
onto her face - the post come blowjob looks amazing, it's a hot scene
too…
Tina
…but for some reason Christoph (or more likely his editor) would rather
rush on to another sub-standard single-girl scene. Tina is a slightly
harsh looking red head, though again strong make up and plastic clothing
may emphasise this look. She indulges in more dildo play, quickly double
penetrating herself with toys, but again the scene is spoiled by cheap,
ugly video effects as footage from another scene is crudely superimposed
on the blue curtains.
Sharon
Thank god for this scene. Sexy, striking blonde Sharon, who I believe
shared a scene with Eva Black, AKA infinite pseudonyms, in True Anal Stories
4, is dressed in a doctor's coat in a surgery setting. Such is the way
of these things in porn, she happens upon a dildo and starts masturbating.
Naturally, she has black stockings, suspenders and lacy black undies on
beneath her coat. She begins using another toy on her ass at the same
time, her sexy legs akimbo on the examination couch. We see two guys (Perry
and Youngman) on their way down a corridor. They sneak into the room and
wank as they watch Sharon bringing herself to an apparent orgasm. She's
surprised to find them there and initially says no to their advances.
But predictably enough, in the blink of an eye, she's down there sucking
their dicks.
On the bed Sharon has her ass fingered by the intruders, her panties aside,
though I confess I am just admiring those legs in those stockings. Scrumptious.
Her body might well be quite admirable too, tanned, slim and small-busted,
but Christoph's main focus is on some sturdy anal sex. Sharon really gets
going once they DP her, quite hard as it happens, and she fucks back excitedly.
David fucks her ass from the same cowgirl position before Andrew resumes
the DP. Then Sharon's seen, legs spread, in the gynaecology chair where
David fucks her ass and Andrew slips a dildo into her pussy. Finally,
and again, rather too soon, she receives a pair of decent facials and
sucks the chaps before sending them away. It's a pretty hot, heavily anal
scene with a very sexy girl (we see too little of her lovely eyes) but
just too short.
Tunde
It's time for another lonesome girl in a mess of dildo play amid the appalling
video effects. By now I am wondering what aim this could have. Tunde is
a round faced, shorthaired girl, tits jutting out of her open-breasted
plastic number. She's sporting thigh-high boots over her stockings. She
plays with the dildos and, like most of the masturbators in these little
scenes, she tries quite gamely - anal dildoing, toys in pussy and ass
at once - but despite her enthusiasm, it's just not my bag.
Melonia & Justina
David and Andrew play workmen in a studio who are warned by their boss
to stay away from his daughters. Predictably enough, when the boss is
away, the mice will play. Melanie or Melonia, a sweet brunette popular
in movies of this period, and Justine, a sweet, frizzy-haired blonde who
is irritatingly familiar but whose other appearances elude me, sneak through
to play with the chaps in the studio, which is set up in a rustic, peasant
sort of style. Flimsy panties are quickly pulled aside so naturally hairy
pussies and ass holes can be licked and fingered, with close-up coverage
of digits delving into little pink orifices.
The action proceeds at pace, with Justina rather rudely fingering her
own ass as she sucks David, and Melonia enjoying the briefest of vaginal
intercourse before taking it right up her tight, pulsing anus for quite
some time, the results of which are shown in close-up. As if seeing a
sweet-faced, pale young lass rimming another girl's open ass wasn't kinky
enough in itself, the implication that these pair are sisters adds an
extra dimension (though I suppose that's just make-believe). Justina appears
fascinated by the cocks going into Melonia's ass, and seems so mesmerised
that she gives not a moment's thought to the hygiene implications of repeatedly
sucking a penis that's been in another girl's bottom. But now that she's
doing it, I suppose I'll have to look at it…
More anal rudeness ensues and finally Melonia wanks David off and gets
the come as much on Justina's hair as anywhere. The pair of them work
over Andrew's tool and he tries to share the come with both girls. This
isn't a bad scene at all, with lots of naughty stuff going on and respectable
energy. What I like most are Justina's almost naïve reactions, even though
her actions are anything but. Melonia is sweetly compliant as always.
Gabby and Lolita
We return to the pile of blue fabric, thankfully free of FX, for a girl-girl
scene. As a wise man once said, and I quote loosely, "Pussy Galore? What
a fucking misnomer!" And similarly, for one of these rubber and stockings
clad ladies to claim the nom de porn of "Lolita" misleadingly implies
youth and beauty. This brunette pair might enthusiastically pursue a 69
with some genuine pussy licking, not silly tongue dabbing that would barely
wet a postage stamp never mind bring a woman to screaming orgasm. They
might well stuff the numerous dildos into their own and each other's genitals
with an abandon that would make proctologists wince. Things might even
get a little bit heated. But they will never convincingly portray teen
temptresses of any description.
This might be unfair - being a little older isn't really the issue, nor
is it a problem anyway - but it's just my way of saying that I didn't
like the scene and that the women are a little too hard looking. Much
of Christoph's stuff with "fetish" wear, toys and so forth (sometimes
narrowly) avoids the stylistic connection with the hard German porn of
a line such as DBM's Tornado series which this scene unfortunately makes,
to my mind anyway. Like him or loathe him, Christoph's personality usually
avoids that more clinical feel (and I know that's a lazy generalisation
but I am tired, it's late and I've seen one too many gaping assholes for
today…)
Vanda
Being hard looking is not something that could readily be levelled at
that well-loved brunette cutie Vanda (AKA Anita and many more) but for
reasons best known to himself, Christoph has obscured her pretty face
with a tacky, studded leather mask while shrouding her sexy body in a
full-body PVC suit and boots. She's seen playing with toys and fingering
herself through the unzipped crotch of her outfit. There are some close-ups
of her gorgeous pussy contrasted with cutaways to her sweet mouth as she
inserts one and then two toys simultaneously into herself. She moans away,
but it's anyone's guess if this is really doing anything for her.
In comes Christoph, naked and ready for lurve. He starts fingering her
ass and then uses a fairly chunky dildo on her bottom too. Again, we're
treated to some very raw close-ups of her gaping anus, and Vanda assists
by submissively holding her ass open. Christoph sodomises her in doggy
with lube leaking from her ass. Seriously hardcore gaping…hmm, it's all
getting a little bit messy, as Christoph goes into her ass "the wrong
way". She turns around and strokes him off till his come splashes all
over the place, an act thoughtfully replayed for us in slow motion.
Combining the roles of cameraman and performer, Christoph repeats the
formula of this scene in Euro Angels and Hardball (with Eva Roberts and
Daniella Rush among others) with mixed results, sometimes creating intense,
intimate porn and sometimes creating finicky action blighted by his constantly
leaping up to change position or reposition the camera. This one falls
in the middle, being somewhat lacking in personality but briskly edited
to avoid such awkwardness. It is a very rude scene with most appeal to
hardcore gaping fans.
Overall
For me, I have some affection for the movie and the series so I admit
I am biased. As a viewer I enjoyed the highlights and as a collector I'm
delighted to get this movie on DVD, as I missed it on VHS. Viewing it
through more objective eyes, I'd be slightly disappointed. The qualities
that initially attracted me to Euro Angels (beautiful girls, strong anal
sex) are present in some measure. However, while I could argue that stylistically
this movie is, not for the only time, something of a mish-mash between
Euro Angels and what subsequently became Hardball (the original VHS release
of EA 7 predates Hardball by a few months, so you can see what Christoph
was developing), in truth I'm happy to see a variety of styles. The cast
is extensive but it looks like a case of quantity over quality, as I'd
venture that the real problem is that the fetish styled material here
is of notably lower standard. The single-girl masturbation scenes don't
appeal to me as much as the full scenes - less attractive women don't
help. The dire visual effects are the low point.
The good points are some very sexy women (Jil Anderson and Sharon in particular)
and some cute young things (Melonia, Justina) giving it a pretty decent
shot in some decidedly anal-fixated action. Being strictly critical, Euro
Angels 7 has those high spots and as usual I can trust Christoph to give
me material that I enjoy - just not quite enough of it. That might well
be a criticism of many Euro Angels volumes; this isn't the best I've seen
in what is an inconsistent series, nor has it aged too well by comparison
with Christoph's current, excellent material. I won't pretend Christoph
is now making slick features porn, but Euro Angels 7 looks distinctly
cheaper, grubbier and much less polished, properties that may have appeal
in some quarters!
DVD Comments
The picture quality isn't at the level we know expect from Evil Angel,
but it's far from disastrous either. I'd guess Christoph was using different
cameras and the general look is a little grainier, but those close-up
shots are as sharp as they need to be. Too much detail, perhaps! The sound
is fine; I didn't notice any problems but then it's rarely crucial to
the movie. The selection of extras is limited to photo gallery, cast list,
filmographies and Clark biography - there's no extra footage, which I'd
presume is down to the movie being shot before the need for extra material
for the DVD was given consideration. The usual chapter menu and Evil Angel
fetish menu are available.
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