El Bicho Caliente Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  3/14/2008

EL BICHO CALIENTE is the first film I’ve seen from Just Chillin’ Productions. I was greatly annoyed that I had to cut through a passel of ads. (Remember those on old VHS?)

As the title suggests the performers are Latin. Unfortunately they are not the handsome studs we find in the Brazilian films. These are just ordinary guys.

It begins with one of them pounding his pud (the soundtrack is silent—deadly silent). Sound appears along with another guy—who goes down on the hard tool. This one is wearing a towel and lots of tattoos. He loses the towel and keeps sucking. The other guy reciprocates. They segue into a sixty-nine. The original guy uses his finger to loosen up his buddy’s ass. And suddenly we find them in a sidesaddle-fuck. We don’t see entry so it’s just a mundane fuck. It turns into a doggy-fuck; then missionary; then a cowboy ride. The fucker sucks the fuckee’s cock (it’s a very unappetizing cock) and then cums on his butt.

The second scene begins with guys sleeping in his underwear. An unattractive somewhat pudgy guy with receding hair enters and awakens him. The sleeper sucks the intruder’s dick. Gets a blow job in return, gets the finger, and is fucked. This time we see the dick go in and the fuck begin. From the missionary position to the doggy position to the cowboy ride to sidesaddle, it’s still a rather passionless encounter. And it takes a long time! This time the fuckee jacks off and cums. So does the fucker.

Now in scene three we have two skinny dudes. One of whom is bald. Both are shirtless and in jeans. But not for long. The bald guy initiates the cocksucking. His buddy follows. This is the most interesting duo we have seen thus far. The bald guy proves to be an avid sucker. He gets his ass licked, fingered, and fucked in the established four positions for his efforts. After the bald fuckee has jacked off he gets a face-full of cum from his fucker.

A cute young guy is seated on the sofa. His somewhat older friend joins him and they feed one another fruit. (I leave to you to make the joke about that.) Both are clothed at the time but waste no time as they kiss and hung getting out of their clothes. These are now the hottest guys we will see. Nice smooth bodies and ample cocks. The older one is the first to give head. Naturally the younger one returns the favor.
It’s a real surprise when the muscular older stud bends over to take the younger one’s cock. Now this fuck has some energy. (The young have stamina.) He gives his buddy a good drilling. He also goes for a ride on the hard upstanding flesh, bouncing as vigorously as he was getting fucked. As in the other scenes it falls over into sidesaddle. It would be hotter if the one getting fucked had an erection and the fuck didn’t go on so long. Once again we see the older stud sit down on the dick. (Why?) He hops off so they can jack off. The older stud shoots a huge load

The cover promises “Exclusive Behind the Scenes Footage” and “Full Feature Biographies” neither of which is here. It also says one can jump to the oral, “sex positions” and “popshot”. But that’s not true either.

The scenes get better as the film goes along, but none are really upstanding.