Easy Cum Easy Ho (Fineline Films) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  8/21/2005

This DVD began with two straight guys seated on a sofa being interviewed and speaking indistinctly and I thought “Oh god, here we go again with yet another piece of amateurish crap.” Well, it didn’t take me long to find out I was dead wrong. In a very short time my peter meter was at full height. The thing is, I believed these guys were straight and that this was indeed their first time and that were getting turned on by one another. They sure as hell were turning me on. One was Jay and the other was Austin. One was a thin brunet; the other was a blond with longish hair. I don’t which was which. They started out (as all the others would do) kissing. I would have thought kissing another guy would be hard for a straight boy to do, but these guys went at it like they were kissing the girl of their dreams. Suddenly we cut to the bedroom where we find both on a bed still kissing away. Gradually shirts come off. Then come the trousers. The longish-haired blond is the first to remove the other’s pants and find a stiff cock. He doesn’t hesitate, he licks it. It doesn’t taste that bad. In fact it tastes rather good. So he licks and sucks driving his young friend wild. This neophyte cocksucker is amazing. The brunet is breathing heavy. When the blond is totally naked, the young brunet sucks his already stiff rod. He’s not a good as the blond but the blond is enjoying it. I notice—and am surprised—that the blond has no pubic hair. Now, I like shaved guys. You don’t have to pause to remove stay hair from your mouth when you’re giving a blowjob. Also when shaved guys masturbate they can clean up much quicker and easier than guys who have to get cum out of their pubes. Still I am surprised to see yet another “straight” shave off his pubic hair. He administers a nice doggy fuck to the brunet. “Take it easy,” the brunet advises. We were promised to hear these guys tell if they were willing to have sex with a guy again, but we don’t get this info.

The next duo is not announced as straight. I think they may be lovers in real life. The young blond has a pierced tongue and nice big feet. The young black who is his partner is very cute. They suck dick and the black fucks his buddy. “I like that,” the young blond states when the black dick is reaming his butt. Later when he sits on the cock this kid rides like a veteran jockey. (It looks as though they are fucking bareback?)

The third duo is Dru Charles and Parker; I’m not sure which is which. But one is positively beautiful. (The straight one of course.) This kid is a chicken hawk’s dream chicken. God, he’s beautiful. His partner admits to being “bi” (i.e. bisexual: a gay guy with a revolving closet door.) Like the other duos they begin by kissing. The “bi” goes down on the beautiful boy's dick. “Do you like doing that?” the straight kid asks. “I love it!” is the reply. I know now that the straight beauty will be trying it, and I know too that I will lose it when he does. He does. And I do.

The “bi” says he wants the other to fuck him, but the kid’s cock is not overly firm. He begins by putting a battery-operated dildo in the bi's butt. (We can hear it hum.) The bi’s cock gets really hard from all this and the straight kid leans over to suck it. I barely manage to control myself. Then surprisingly, we see the bi face-fucking the beautiful kid and the beautiful kid’s cock is getting very hard. He can now fuck. He does. What a great scene!

The final scene has a kid on a leash, who has a pierced tongue and lip, giving head to another cutie. He gives great head. But as that’s all they do the film sort of peters out.

There are however two bonus scenes: two solos. First up is eighteen-year-old Caleb Carter from a farm in Louisiana. He has the sweetest southern accent you’ll evah wanna he-uh. He’s darling. He says he used to jack off with his friend Billy. But when he does his solo and is stroking his nice dick he asks ingenuously,” Am I doin’ it right?” He has a pierced navel and a Chinese character tattooed on his belly. Another tattoo in writing is on his back, but I couldn’t read it. One reason was that I was mesmerized by the sight of one of the most lickable asses I’ve ever seen. This kid (like the one in scene three) is an absolute beauty. I hope both appear in more films. I’ll certainly buy them if they do.

The final jack off is with Ashton, a straight kid who likes to jack off on camera. He puts on a good show, has a thick dick, and shoots a high-flying load that hits his right nipple before the remaining spooge pools on his belly.

I enjoyed this film immensely. The guys were cute; the sex was hot. We see the cameramen’s shadows occasionally (especially in scene four) but they’re not overly distracting and on the whole the filming is very fine. EASY CUM EASY HO is highly recommended for those who like their chicken straight from the nest.