E Three- The Extra Testicle Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  12/16/2016

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
It would take getting abducted by a sex-obsessed alien with three testicles and a research interest that includes human fucking to get a boring, sci-fi geek's (Steve Drake's) and his hot-to-trot girlfriend's (Robin Cannes') love life up and running...and, fortunately for them, that's exactly what happens. Such is the case in the cleverly titled "E. Three: The Extra Testicle", an overall-good, 1985 release from Ron Jeremy and Collector's Video. Featuring a fun and quirky plot mechanism and decent enough acting, along with a green-painted alien dude who runs around with a 35 mm camera taking photos of people boinking, this film actually offers up a good deal of sexy fun. Sure, it's not the most intricate adult release, nor is it the hottest nor the most sophisticated, but it delivers where it counts and is highly likely to satisfy fans of campy fucking and old-school action alike. Indeed, Robin Cannes is in top form, as is the undeniably hot Bunny Bleu, who--in her youth--was a pouty, puffy-pussied knockout. Lana Burner also plays her part well, albeit a small one, and the alien himself is fairly interesting. The sex is good and wankable, and the storyline is watchable. For those looking for a sci-fi side of 80's cheese to go along with their fucking, this one's worth a look. I enjoyed it.

In terms of the sex, the beautiful, big-breasted brunette, Robin Cannes, plays with herself on the living room floor as her indifferent boyfriend, Steve Drake, sits on the sofa, engrossed in his sci-fi novel (Scene One). Tired of his aloof antics, she picks up the phone and calls her buddy, the super-cute blonde, Bunny Bleu, to come over. The two ladies immediately strip down, despite Drake's apathy, and go at it right in front of him. A fingers and tongues affair follows, with the young women munching carpet and grinding crotch as only they know how. In Scene Two, Robin Cannes takes advantage of her (and Steve Drake's) alien abduction to get it on with a fellow captive, Dan T. Mann, aboard the alien spaceship. This one occurs both in front of Drake (as he jerks it) and in the name of "science" (oral, vaginal). Scene Three has the sexy blonde, Lana Burner, a fellow abductee, getting it on with Steve Drake after the last sequence got her all hot and bothered. He pounds her out orally and vaginally, all as the equally sexy and equally blonde Andrea Brittian plays with herself and then joins in. A full-on menage-a-trois ensues, with both ladies partaking in the "D"...and also one another. Lana jerks Steve off on Andrea's backside out of doggy in closing out this carnal caper. In Scene Four, the fucking Frenchman, Francois, and the lovely, red-lingerie-clad brunette, Jessica Wylde, get it on orally and vaginally in a bedroom, all as the alien entity studies them (she jerks Francois to a load on her bush out of reverse-cowgirl). Intercut with the last sequence, Scene Five finds Bunny Bleu looking incredible and fucking it out with a porn guy, Tony Martino, on the sofa after he walks in on her masturbating (oral, vaginal ; pop on her tummy, pelvis, and bush out of missionary, followed by a reinsertion). Bunny was certainly something special. In Scene Six, Robin Cannes and Steve Drake finally get down to (short) business, banging it out on her family's sofa (oral, vaginal ; pop on her bum out of doggy, followed by a reinsertion and further fucking). How sweet...and salty...it all can be.