Dymes 5 Review
Video Team
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Reviewed by picman on 10/8/2006
| Dymes 5 |
| Prologue The last time I looked into this series, Dymes 3, I was not overly impressed, but my interest has been piqued by the inclusion of Janet Jacme in this volume. She's one of my favorite women of all time, and I welcome the opportunity to catch up with the now mature flamethrower. Sinnamon Love is also on hand, being paired up with Ms. Goddess, who I only just reviewed in Feeling Black 6. Everybody else is new to me and I'm ready for them to show me their stuff. |
 Kaleah
greets us in a black gown and gives her definition of a dyme. She also goes
on about the problems with running a business and how to handle employees.
We're taken into a scenario where Kaleah's looking through the paperwork
of John E. Depth and freaking about his incompetence. Maybe she should have
had a clue about him by the pungent smell of ganja that probably clings
to his body. His wacked out hairstyle might also have rang alarms. Anyway,
pink suited Kalea's going off on John, who tries to explain himself. She
decides to take a different approach and kisses him deeply. From the side
we can see that Kaleah's got major back straining her pants. John's a little
confused by the situation, but as her clothes come off he definitely gets
down with the program and licks her nice tits. She gets down to her g-string
and sinks to the floor to breathe life into John's dangling member. Kaleah
hardens that big pussy pleaser and slides her panties off, giving John E's
tongue access to her hot pussy. All that work makes him soft, so Kaleah's
back at the bj, then bending over her desk for a doggy mount. Can I get
a c-light here. The penetration is cloaked in harsh shadow. Kaleah's big
ass is jiggling and quaking as John hits it, and when there's enough light,
you can see a dripping wet, pink gash. She lays back on the desk and he
slides the long meat stick in, hitting bottom with little more than half
a cock. Kaleah likes it hard and gets all of her junk moving. Her ass raises
up and John gets slower and deeper. P2M, then a CG mount. They meet each
other's thrusts at first, then Kaleah gets to show off her stuff, riding
John like a bucking bronco. She pretty much goes hog wild until John E.
has to cum. He strokes over Kaleah's face and tries to jerk into her open
mouth, missing with most of the load.The lighting sucks and I'm not crazy about the camera angles, but the CG ride was pretty good and saved this from being a loser of a scene. |
 Brandi
Coxxx is dressed in a champgne colored gown and has a long, blonde,
curly wig on. She looks like a prototypical escort as she explains why she's
a dyme. Those full DSL's she's sporting would be my reason. Her thing is
gardening. Planting seeds and watching things grow. In her scenario she
just comes in after picking flowers and has a little tete a tete with Cuntre
Pipes, who's looking to leave and fuck his bitches. I guess he's supposed
to be a pimp. Brandi isn't going to let him go without some action for herself
as she sits in his lap with a sunflower in her mouth. She unleashes her
big tits and sticks them in Cuntre's face, then they help each other out
of their clothes. Once he's stripped, Brandi's diving for dick and getting
aggressive with Cuntre, demanding a good face fucking. Brandi makes it nasty
and wet, drool running out of her mouth, a lone tear dripping from her eye.
Cuntre goes muff diving and Brandi's a hot talker. She plays with her big
tits while giving him instructions, pulling on her rubbery nipples as she
approaches orgasm. Brandi mounts the cock in CG, starting with a long, hard
slide, pounding and clutching in search of her nut. She bounces, grinds
and swirls, then sucks her hot juices off of a very pleased with himself
Cuntre. She turns to RC and continues a wild ride that's getting her loins
wet, as well as glistening upper body. They move to doggy and Cuntre pounds
her, then goes up and over. Another P2M, Brandi savoring her taste as she
gets down the shaft. Cuntre talks her into giving up the sphincter and he
slides easily in an up and over doggy anal. This doesn't slow Brandi down
much and she's just as verbal as before. Mish anal, Brandi squirming on
the cock and playing with her pussy and tits, then squirting her love juice
with the dick buried in her ass. Cuntre steams into her ass and fucks till
the point of no return, Brandi scrambling to the floor to take a facial
the she revels in. PCH to end things.Brandi's a little cheap looking, and her body's been stretched a little, but she's a hot freak and a great fuck. She and Cuntre went at it hard and had some nice chemistry between them. As before, the lighting sucks and there are a lot of softcore camera angles employed. |
 Looking
young and sleek, dressed in what looks like a blue and white prom gown,
Madison Love descends some marble stairs, sitting and explaining
what a dyme is. She gets to play a photographer, shooting beefcake shots
of Tyler Knight. They're flirting as he turns and poses, then Madison leads
him to the stairs and starts to molest him. Clothes start to come off and
Tyler shows some appreciation for Madison's tight little body before she
squats and chicken heads his cock. Tyler diddles her wet pussy, then lays
her back for a snack. Madison coos the whole time Tyler's down there and
presents her ass to him for a doggy reaming. She likes a spanking and wants
to be fucked hard. Tyler's more than happy to comply as he grooves on her
little pussy. They stay locked in doggy for a long spell, then Madison rides
CG. Madison calls out for divinity as Tyler pounds her fuckhole from underneath.
Left to her own devices, she keeps it deep, with hard strokes of her own,
then a grinding swirl guaranteed to drive Tyler mad. There's a quick cut
to Tyler oozing his ball batter into Madison's mouth, painting her lips
with the head of his cock.Madison seems to be quite new and I look forward to seeing more of her. This scene was plagued by bad lighting again, but the sex was hot as she got into it. |
 We
dispense with the opening dymes explanation and go straight to a vignette
with Janet Jacme, a woman I've lusted over for about 15
yrs, playing a mechanic in torn jeans and white wife beater, working on
an old Cadillac. Her body is certainly fuller than it was in her salad days.
She's built like a brick shithouse now. Solid. Glimpses of her butt crack
and ass through the tears in the jeans are enticing as Janet labors over
the engine. She closes the hood and Nat Turnher emerges from a yellow sportscar
(I think a Lotus) parked next to it. He looks over the busty mechanic and
she just drinks him in, lowering herself to cock level and feeling his package.
Within moments she's got that big, hard cock in her mouth and making love
to it. Nat pulls her shirt off and fucks her face. Janet grabs him by the
ass and fucks herself with his cock, then a cut to her laying on the hood
of the Cadillac and Nat tearing open her dungarees to expose a deliciously
wet pussy that he digs into with his tongue. Janet has a leg shaking reaction,
then Nat lays on the car and she mounts in CG. She whimpers and moans, the
pleasure coming from that deep place as Janet works his cock like few others
ever have. After an early nut, Janet sucks his dick again, then lays back
for some mish boning on the sportscar. Wild animal sounds as Nat pounds
balls deep. Her jeans are in tatters, but they still cling to her body.
They move to doggy, Janet's body quaking. She rolls over after some hard
prone fucking and pulls her pants to her calves for mish access. She holds
her legs back and gets bounced around like a ragdoll. They roll into doggy
and Janet fucks back like some tyro. She sucks the cum covered cock and
takes it to the short hairs. Cut to Janet laying on the hood of the yellow
car and Nat busting a nut into her open mouth.That was Hall of Fame pussy showing off her stuff. Janet provides the kind of heat that very few women ever could, showing a real cock lust. She was never the best looking of stars and she's got plenty of flesh these days, but this was a very hot scene. Too bad the videography isn't the same caliber. |
 Pretty,
gap toothed Sinnamon Love, wrapped up in a flowing pink
gauzy number, gives her definition of a dyme. Her passion is cooking and
she somehow works that into what a dyme is to her. Also in pink, and just
as gauzy, but with spaghetti straps holding the dress up, is Ms.
Goddess. She also likes to cook. The girls get together in a kitchen
and put together a cake topped with strawberries. Sinnamon is busting out
of a white blouse and Ms. Goddess is spilling out of a short black dress.
Tyler Knight is the man they're going to spoil as whipped cream starts getting
fed off the cake. Tyler gets his clothes pulled off and body decorated with
cream that the ladies lap up. Sinnamon gives him some sweet head, then passes
the cock off to Goddess while she bares her fanny. He gets passed back so
there's more naked female flesh to play with. Sinnamon gets nasty with his
cock while Tyler buries his head in Goddess' lap. Sinnamon finishes her
stripping, leaving on a white corset and pulling her tits out of the cups
of her bra. Enhanced, and maybe a little fleshy in the middle, Sinnamon
has a very sexy body. She gets the first ride on Tyler's cock. Goddess sits
on his face and makes out with the bucking Ms. Love. Major booty is flapping
around as Sinnamon bounces away. You can tell she's not just playing for
the camera because of all the angles she starts to take to make the dick
hit her spots. Goddess gets her tongue into the union with some clit sucking
and P2OGM. Sinnamon rides more, tnen P2M, passing the cock to Goddess for
a suck, and RC for her. Goddess munches some carpet while fucking and thrills
Tyler with the way she slings her ass. She really buries her face in Sinnamon's
cooch and Tyler bangs her from the rear as hard as he can. She cums and
gives Sinnamon a meaningful lick before letting Tyler get a taste. He turns
his attention to Sinnamon's hot pink as she waits for cock in doggy. Sinnamon
returns the favor to a splayed out Goddess, whose nipples are sticking up
like dark brown erasers. The harder he rails these girls, the more intense
the pussy eating gets when he lets up. Tyler rubs whipped cream onto Sinnamon's
feet and devours them. He fucks her some more in doggy and brings his savory
dick over to Goddess for some head. She lays back and Tyler plays with her
big clit before sliding back into her tight pussy. Sinnamon sits on her
face and makes out with Tyler over her body. They both work on getting Goddess
off and take finger tastes of the result. P2OGM and back to mish. They break
things down and Sinnamon sits on Tyler's cock in RCA. Her pierced clam is
looking very juicy as he plumbs her rectum and she helps things along with
some intense jilling. She goes crazy on his dick and slides off to bury
her head between Goddess' thighs while Tyler picks up the anal in doggy.
Tyler digs her out and marks the spot on her ass where he'll be laying his
load. He puts it there and Goddess' tongue follows, from cum to cock. She
cleans up the ass with licks and kisses, sucking the remnants out of the
hose. Smiles and kisses all around.Hot ladiesl. Scalding sex. Shitty lighting. The camera angles were better here than in most of the rest of the video and there was very nice chemistry between the performers. I can honestly say, a good time was had by all. |
Epilogue I've been having a big problem with videos coming out of Video Team (now Metro). It's too easy to blame the director/cameraperson for such dark video. I'm only guessing, but I think it has something to do with the commitment to HD. A note to whoever is responsible: You're blowing off conventional TV's too soon. This was a DVD that had three scorching scenes, and no bad ones. Except, of course, that you can hardly see any of the penetration because it was mired in deep shadows. This is especially egregious because we're talking about black performers, who naturally need more light under any circumstance. In summary, I loved Brandi Coxxx. She was hot and aggressive and verbal. Janet Jacme made me fall in love all over again. She showed how to make love to a cock while still giving a hardcore and nasty bj, then fucked the hell out of Nat. Sinnamon Love and Ms. Goddess cooked up a storm and made Tyler a very happy man. Kaleah and Madison Love weren't chopped liver, but they couldn't come anywhere near the heat of the others. The guys all held up their ends admirably, and sometimes with real passion. This should have been a video that Diana DeVoe could rightfully be proud of. |
| The Disk There are previews and trailers(?), a photo gallery and a playful BTS. Cast bios and a bunch of corporate and commercial stuff. |
| Recommendation If you've got an HDTV, this could be a good pickup, but I can't be sure of that. Rent before you buy. Janet Jacme fans should get a blast out of her scene for sure. |
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