Duke Fuckem Review

Distributor: Mike Hunt Inc. Edition Details: Standard DVD Movie Specs: Genres: Feature Film, Comedy Also known as: Duke Fuckem XXX Run Time: 131 minutes Rated: XXX Release Year: 2011 Director: Dommy B, Ralph Long Written by: uncredited Cast: Abella Anderson, Ralph Long, Ron Jeremy, Codi Carmichael, Bella Reese, Stevie Shae, Jamey Janes, Jim Powers, Big Seth, Dommy B, John Anthony, Chad Diamond, Bobby Cupcakes, Donny, Black Billy, Scott Lyons Release Specs: Audio: English Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo Subtitles: none Video: Widescreen, 1.78:1 (anamorphic) Video Format: NTSC Format: DVD Regional Code (for DVD/Blu-ray): 0 (All) Number of discs: 1

Making an adult parody movie of the Duke Nukem video game franchise isn't the most horrible idea to ever be thought up by the adult movie industry. The video game itself didn't shy away from risque moments. With a decent scriptwriter and a budget, a parody of the Duke Nukem franchise could turn out rather well.

Duke Fukem isn't that movie; in fact, Duke Fuckem is an absolute mess. It is nothing more than a cheaply produced, poorly done adult movie. In this movie, in the year 2069 A.D. in Miami, the aging Dick Fuckem (Ron Jeremy) comes back to action after alien clowns try to steal Earth's women. General Powers (Jim Powers) gives Fuckem a serum to make him young again. Fuckem (Now played by Ralph Long.) heads out to kill alien clowns and fuck babes.

The Duke Nukem games used pop culture for much of the humor in the game series. This movie could have done the same, either with mainstream pop culture or even porn pop culture since this is an adult movie. This isn't how Duke Fuckem was put together, though. Duke Fuckem is just an incoherent mess that even seems to include scenes shot for other movies.

After Dick returns to “action” the screen goes to a POV style of shooting again with a screen that is supposed to emulate the old player screen from the Duke Nukem video games. However, Dick at this point is now not played by Jeremy but is now being played by Ralph Long, which is very obvious. Why this change occurs doesn't even happen, nor is it explained, until later in the movie after the movie has switched back to Jeremy playing Fuckem. The camera doesn't always stay POV either. It sometimes changes view but keeps the player screen on.

The sex scenes are marred by repetitive statements from Ron Jeremy that have been poorly dubbed into the movie which exist along with Long making noise and sometimes speaking as well. Sometimes the player screen just disappears for sex scenes while for other ones it stays on the screen. Ron Jeremy has one sex scene in the movie, with Jamey James, and he is unable to even get or sustain an erection for the scene. Why this scene was even kept in the movie is beyond me.

The non-sexual portions are even worse than the sexual portions. There is no continuity in the movie at all. Alien costumes consist of bunny masks, paper bags, a pig mask, a red-haired wig, and a pig mask. In one scene Ralph Long's Dick Fuckem has a long haired wig on and then in the next has a shaved head. As to why Dick Fuckem has long hair is never explained. Nor is Jeremy or Long right for the part. In the game series, Duke Nukem was a muscle bound moron. Here he is just a moron. The special effects for the aliens attacking the city are horrific, in fact, all the special effects are just horrific, and Dick Fuckem running around with a children's toy gun is just plain bad. The “strip club” looks like someone just put a moveable pole in someone's living room.

Cast members mistakes with their lines are kept in the movie. In the first sex scene with Cody Carmichael — which doesn't even appear to have been shot for this movie since it is just shot in a very unkempt apartment and is shown in this movie on 'The Porn Channel' Dick Fuckem is watching — has the shadow of the camera visible on Carmichael for a good portion of the scene.

There are a few attempts to emulate the video game franchise, none done overly well; for instance, Dick gives his money to the stripper, Dick pees in a toilet. However, none ever really makes the viewer feel nostalgic for the game as such emulations should. There is also an old school style Duke Nukem 3D “loading” screen between every scene change. The first time was actually cute, however, this got tiring fast.

Duke Fuckem is just a horrible adult movie all the way around. To be honest, you shouldn't even get this movie to give to your worst enemy let alone for yourself.

Mike Hunt Inc. has done a decent job with their release of Duke Fuckem. Duke Fuckem is presented in the anamorphic widescreen aspect ratio of 1.78:1 in 480i. There are no noticeable issues with the video presentation. There aren't any glitches or defects during the presentation. Colors are bright and vibrant.

Duke Fuckem is presented with an English Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo audio track. The audio isn't as flawless as the video presentation. The dialog is clear and can be heard at all times however the volume levels are uneven throughout the entire movie.

Mike Hunt Inc. hasn't included any extras on this release.

No matter what you are looking for, Duke Fuckem is a horrible adult movie. The attempts to emulate the Duke Nukem video game franchise are just horrible. The plot, well there really isn't a plot, and what pieces of one there are aren't even in order which makes the movie nonsensical. The sex scenes are completely ruined by the antics of the movie. The acting? Oh, don't even get into the acting. Duke Fuckem is the bottom of the bottom of adult movies. Avoid this turd at all costs. Mike Hunt Inc. has done a decent job with their release of the movie.

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