Drive (Penthouse) Review

Reviewed by Drewcifer  on  10/24/2008

This is my first experience with Penthouse Video, and its a mixed bag. First, nowhere on the packaging does this tell you its an all-girl production so right off the bat Im waiting for the girls to get fucked really good with a real dick, and it never comes...so beware. This whole production is very artsy its mood, lighting, and story. The girls are near perfect, in terms of beauty, (especially the lead-Justine Jolie), but the sex is mildly satisfying only. Youre not gonna see anything too hard,as is typical in all girl releases. I think it was shot in video and transferred to film, and then transferred to DVD, giving the film itself kind of a cool, gritty quality. The audio is not terrific it gets loud,then quiet, but does have a pretty good club/techno beat throughout. The menu is kinda lame, and the scenes hard to navigate. As far as extras go, the disc has a few in terms of previews, a bonus scene and photo gallery. Overall not a bad all-girl flick, but far from the best.

Scene Breakdown:

Scene 1 stars Charlie Lane, and opens with the main character, Justine Joli putting on make-up, talking on the phone and smoking, while credits roll in Cinema-like fashion. Then she meets her friend (Charlie)in cab outside (inexplicably with no fat unkempt cab driver inside) and proceeds to make-out with her. Charlie is GORGEOUS, as in vogue magazine beautiful, so it’s nice to see these two super model caliber babes go at it. They finger each others pussies and then Joli goes down on her beautiful snatch. She eats her out until she comes and the scene fades into the next. No 69ing, no dirty ass licking, or tribbing. Almost soft-core, but not quite.

Scene 2 stars Zoe Britton and opens with Joli talking to Zoe on her cell phone in the cab. She arrives at a beautiful penthouse suite and finds Zoe stripped down to some sexy lingerie ad sitting in a chair. She’s blindfolded and gagged, and Joli starts kissing her all over and fondling her breasts, oh and she’s videotaping it too. Cut to Joli wearing latex crotchless panties and making a meal out of Zoe’s lap. Joli removes Zoe’s blindfold and the real pussy eating begins, this time from behind. She fingers her pussy and then lays her on her back to eat her out in missionary position, fingering her too. Then the scene fades out. Now you’d have to be gay not to think these scenes are smokin’ hot, but they truly border on the soft-core. Just when things start to get hot, the scene fades out.

Scene 3 stars Jasmine Byrne and opens with Joli talking on her cell phone in the magical taxi-cab of love. She meets Jasmine at a busy club and she has a friend with her. The three leave out the back where Jasmine and her friend start making out against a concrete wall outside the club (a studio interior). Joli watches and rubs her clit. Jasmine makes a meal out of her beautiful friend’s luscious pussy. And then her friend reciprocates. They finger each other and kiss making things really hot, meanwhile Joli leans back rubbing her clit like she trying to start a fire. Jasmine turns her friend around and eat/fingers her friend’s pussy again, this time from behind. They switch and her friend fingers and even licks her asshole briefly. Then they kiss, Joli leaves and the scene fades out. Some pretty hot pussy eating action here!

Scene 4 stars Kelle Marie and opens again with Joli talking to her friend, this time Kelle, promising “to be there soon”. She arrives at an undisclosed parking garage, and meets another car, here a hot husky looking blonde gets out dragging in a man’s suit pants and suspenders. They’re obviously not here to talk about the Dow, and they start making out against the car. The blonde fingers her and kisses her, then unzips her trousers to pull out a big purple strap-on, which Joli eagerly goes down on. Then she turns around and the blonde fucks her from behind with it. There’s some really great camera angle here. Then she turns her around and fucks her front while covering her mouth. Joli drops down to the concrete floor and they do doggy. Then she flips around for a frontal fuck. Joli cleans off the cock with her mouth, and the blonde takes off, ending the scene. The blonde pulls Joli’s hair and treats her rough, so I think this is the filmmakers attempt at being hard here. Juicy beautiful stuff though.

Scene 5 (final) stars Celeste Star and opens with Joli arriving back at home after an exhaustive night of fucking around, and finding her friend (Celeste) waiting for her there in another taxi. They both get out and go up to her apartment where they both get naked and start making out. They move to the bed and Joli starts eating out Celeste’s pussy. Then they switch exact positions once, and 69 each other, and then go back to Joli eating Celeste out. They kiss and Celeste leaves, while Joli lies on the sheets making us wonder “was this all a dream?”. Lots of fore-play type kissing and fooling around, so by now if you’re frothy at the mouth for some good solid fucking action, you’re gonna be disappointed.

Bottom line: Buy this if you’re looking for some good foreplay porn to watch with your partner, not if you’re looking for good old fashion pump and pop porn. Also if you like all-girl action without all the cock action, this is a good buy.