Dribble, Squirt & Shoot Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  4/23/2005

DRIBBLE, SQUIRT, & SHOOT has a basketball motif, but that’s only a very thin thread from which to hang the scenes. There is no plot to speak of and the guys are only average lookers, but the sex is some of the most scorching I have seen on film. Maybe it’s a question of average guys try harder and/or maybe it’s the inspired direction of porn star Sam Dixon, but whatever it is this one got my full and upright attention.

It opens with Sean Decker putting a video into his VCR (do they still make those?). When the video begins he is surprised to see the name of his friend Taylor McKinley listed in the credits and then engaged in a sixty-nine. He cuts off the film when he hears someone coming. It’s Taylor and another friend, Cody Quest, returning from shooting some hoops. As they settle next to Sean on the sofa, he tells Taylor that his secret is out. Taylor admits to being in porn but says he doesn’t bottom. “I do,” Cody quips. And that’s all that's needed for the scene to get underway. Taylor starts kissing Cody and Sean starts giving Cody head. Taylor is very thin with auburn hair and reminds me somewhat of my first lover (could it be one of the things that turned me on to this film?) but Taylor is certainly more adept sexually and has an infinitely bigger dick. He also has the largest tongue piercing I’ve seen. It must be at least three inches long. What that feels like when it goes to work on a cock can only be imagined. Everyone gets his cock sucked and Cody, the bottom boy, is the anal recipient of Taylor’s huge dick.

A different threesome inhabits the next scene: Pavel Kovacs, slender with curly hair and a cock with a huge mushroom head that makes it a joy for the others to suck (it will make your mouth water); Leo Maxx, cute with close-cropped dark hair on his head and his chest; and Zack Barlow, a bleached blond with a bit of not-unpleasing body fat and nice plump tits. We know he will be the one who bottoms here, and Pavel will be the one to top. Again we have performers who do not disappoint themselves or us.

Sean now picks up Tiger Valdez whom he finds shooting hoops alone. They go back to the apartment where they waste no time in getting it on. Slender with curly hair, Tiger tells Sean that like Taylor he is a porn star. Unlike Taylor, however, Tiger is a bottom and Sean takes full advantage of the fact.

Taylor himself reappears in the following scene paired with Kristian Shai, a cute oriental, who wants to make it with a porn star. Taylor is more than wiling to oblige. Both of these boys have pierced tongues and thankfully both have now opted for short ones or else they might find themselves tongue-tied. When Kristian removes Taylor’s underwear, I was startled to see that Taylor had removed all traces of pubic hair. As this is one of my fetishes, I nearly shot my load there and then. Of course it made the oversized appendage on this skinny youth seem even larger. Kristian is happy to sit on it.

The final scene—we are generously given five—is with Curtis Daily, a young African-American and Joey Russell, the best looking young performer on the DVD, who has a sexy patch of hair between his pecs. Curtis has a hefty manhood and when it’s being forced into Joey’s mouth it looks like he’s trying to swallow a boot. Joey also manages to take it in another place. But Curtis also bottoms, so Joey has equal top time.

With a cast of unknowns (at least to me) I wasn’t expecting much, but was I mistaken. In checking I find that they have appeared in other films but—alas—these are not on DVD. (Sean Decker can be found on DVD in Lucas’ LIFESTYLES.) These young performers know what they are doing and they do it well. The photography is excellent and director Sam Dixon has delivered a winner. My thanks to them for making me realize I’m not yet ready for Viagra.