Dress Me Up 3 Review

Reviewed by Endorphin  on  1/6/2011

Pros:
Tera Joy is damn fine!
Watching Lea Magic’s breasts jiggle.
Anastasia’s natural breasts.
Michelle has a really nice body.
One dude (George Uhl) gives multiple pop shots in both of his scenes.

Cons:
Does a poor job exploiting the teasing possibilities
Bikini wearer? Really?
Female boxer is really low on my fetish list.
Violations of my 3 feet between erect penises rule

Dress Me Up 3 features six hardcore sex scenes where the girls wear outfits for a particular occupation. There is the referee, the tennis star, the jockey, the ballerina, the..um…bikini wearer, and the boxer. The scenes have short set-ups that obviously go along with the outfit.

The girls all look pretty good in and out of their outfits, but unfortunately the outfits aren’t used to their full potential. There is no alone time with the woman dressed up and the outfits come off too soon. You do get so see hot chicks getting fucked after having worn outfits, but I suspect that many viewers who would be drawn to such a title will be disappointed. Personally, I was hoping for lots of good visuals. I wanted great picture quality. I wanted to see the girls really exploit the outfits. I wanted to see them all alone and dressed for a couple minutes while they teased me with the thoughts of the goodies under the clothes. I wanted gradual peaks at the goodies while the urge built up to watch them get totally naked and/or get fucked while wearing the outfit. Instead I got average video with scenes start with set-ups a quick disrobing and an emphasis on sex acts more than anything.

The Scenes:
I’ll go into more detail with the first scene because I think it best demonstrates how off the mark the DVD can be.

Cameron (the ref) and two dudes:
The scene starts with two soccer players (?) in a locker room. Cameron walks in wearing the black and white stripes and a whistle. After some dialogue Cameron gets double teamed. The black and white stripes stay on for a while. The whistle and socks stay on the whole time. That is good, but I suspect there are very few times when porn viewers want the DVD to start out with two guys in a locker room. I even further suspect that viewers drawn to such a title and description don’t want that type of start. I don’t care much for double penetration, though in some cases it does have its appeal, but not in the case of this type of DVD. Also, Cameron probably should have been the ballerina due to her small breasts. Small breasts look good naked, but it would have been nicer to see this outfit filled up a bit more.

Lea Magic (the tennis player) and two dudes:
Suppose you were to see a girl in one of those short tennis skirts. What shot would you like to see most? Raise your hand if you said “a shot from down low directed up to show her cute ass underneath that skirt”. Well, that shot was not offered. They manage to even get her out of the skirt without the viewer seeing it happen. It is a shame that the skirt came off so quick. She does wear a bra throughout (as well as sweat bands and tennis shoes) and her bouncing boobs are fun to watch when in and out of the bra. One of the guys gives her a good dousing.

Tera Joy (the jockey) and a dude capable of multiple cum shots
Tera with her petite frame is appropriately cast as the jockey. She looks damn fine in the outfit that exposes her midriff. She is the hottest girl of the bunch. The second most remarkable part of this scene is that the guy shoots at least three times. That is quite a talent that also offers the appeal of watching Tera fuck on one while cum drips off of her.

Anastasia (the ballerina) and a dude:
Anastasia is a good looking blond with a nice body and natural breasts. The dude has weird hair. It is like insisted with his barber that he have a short mohawk despite being unable to grow hair on the top of his head. Anastasia’s outfit is discarded quickly, but the ballerina bar and mirror is still there.
For those who get a kick out of “and more” given as part of porn advertisement there are the final two scenes.

Michelle (the..um..bikini wearer?) and a dude
Michelle is a brunette with a really nice body, but..a girl in a bikini? Really? The sex scene is pretty good, but doesn’t fit the title if the title were to have any meaning.
Francesca Felucci (the boxer) and that dude who can cum multiple times
Francesca has a hot body, but it is hard to get into the boxer attire which is really a skirt designed like boxer shorts. That dude who can cum multiple times cums at least three times.

Extras:
The Pick Your Pleasure Extra is an expansion of the typical cum-shot recap. It also includes recaps of the following acts from the scenes on the DVD: Tease, Blowjob, Doggystyle, Missionary, and Cowgirl. I like the idea, but it could have been executed much better. Essentially it just clips those parts from scene and puts them all together on one track. A bit of editing back and forth between the different girls while solidly focusing on a particular act would have been more interesting. Instead each one is just a couple minutes taken from each scene even if within those minutes there are times when the act is not happening. The Tease track reminds the viewer just how lacking this DVD is when it comes to teasing. It really just shows the set-ups no matter how little teasing there actually is.
Two trailers.
Photo gallery

Bottom Line: It is okay if you want to see hardcore sex featuring girls who start out wearing different outfits. However, the visual appeal of the outfits is not used to its full potential.