Dreamgirlz Review

Reviewed by bigfoot  on  10/22/2007

There have already been several reviews on this site that list each scene, the players and what happens. This review will not repeat that step. I have read those reviews and mostly agree with them.

For me, there were several reasons why buying this DVD was a necessity. First, any movie with Jenna Haze is worth checking out, particularly now that she gets nasty again. Carmen Luvana has retired from performing but her scenes are still sizzling and worth the handshakes (here's hoping she appears in "Pirates 2" - was there a better scene in "Pirates" than Carmen and Jesse Jane?) Also, I've been a Maya Hills fan from the very get go. She tried anal in one of her first shoots (for the forgettable "Stick Your Pole in My Rear Hole #2"). In the BTS of "The Gauntlet", she revieled that was a painful experience for her and that she would never do it again on film. To her credit, she sat out of all anal films for the remainder of 2005 and all of 2006 - sort of a porn version of red-shirting her sophmore year. Thankfully, she tried again in 2007's "Romantic Rectal Reaming #3 (Thank you Anabolic!) and is now heading towards Anal Queen status.

IMHO, the inclusion of just these three women would have been enough for me to rent this DVD. Throw in Courtney Cummz and Katja Kassin and I'm thinking about buying the DVD. Toss in Bree Olsen and Amy Ried and I'm buying stock in the company!

Here's the thing - and I've come to this conclusion after watching this 22-year old for the past three years - Amy Ried has a wonderfully tight body that makes me wish I were young and virile again, but I'd rather watch weeds grow than watch her fuck. She is stiff, unimaginative and boring as sin. If I had her in bed, I'd have to do all the work. Forgive me, but I've been there a few times and it is not a place I want to revisit.

Give me someone who knows how to fuck and gets that across on screen over someone who is a "10". I'll take Kimberly Kane even though she has A cups and droopy lips. She is a creative performer in just about every sense of the word. She loses herself in the performance or the act. I'll take Belladonna because she feels everything she does and while she is not a classic beauty, she is sexy as hell. Ginger Lynn and Sharon Mitchell were both that way as well although no one would dare call Sharon beautiful or Ginger ugly.

The point of all this is that there is nowhere better to see the difference between boring and creative than in the scene featuring both Amy Ried and the amazing Bree Olsen. WATCHING BREE OLSEN IS WATCHING THE BEST OF GONZO PORN TODAY! Along with Sasha Grey, Hillary Scott, Penny Flame and a few others, Bree is beauiful, sexy, uninhibited, vocal and commanding. Poor Amy could keep up with what Bree was doing. The scene was dissapointing in that it was to be a "swinging" scene, and other than four people switching partners halfway and cum-kissing at the end, it was nothing we haven't seen before. Bree tried her best giving hard to both Sascha and Marco Bandares, but the funniest thing was watching Amy try and copy Bree. Bree would start talking dirty followed by a Clift Notes version of the same dirty talk by Amy at half the volume with half the feeling.

I highly encourage you to somehow get this disc. It is worth it for so many reason that I mentioned above, but the biggest is the scene in which Amy attempts to copy Bree and does a poor job of it. Amy seems like a nice, shy girl who got into porn because she has an incredible figure and can cash in with it. Even after 125 or so DVD releases, she only seems marganally interested in doing porn.