Dreamboy USA Review

Reviewed by ohdannyboi  on  12/2/2005

This film's plot can be summed up quickly. Danny is a young, British twink (more like a perfect little doll that is almost too perfect and creeps you out) who studies photography. He's been more preoccupied with sex though and his grades have suffered. His professor gives him a "last chance" assignment and even lends him his apartment in Normandy to inspire Danny's muse. Danny however can't get his mind off sex after meeting a cute American named Jack. In the end, Danny returns without his assignment and is expelled. Fortunately, Jack is rich and sets his new lover, Danny, up with a studio in New York.

Scene one is a video montage, flashback to the prior summer when Danny lost his virginity to a cute roommate. We are given one full scene in the montage where the dreamboy (as Danny calls him) entices Danny into a midday fuck by flexing his cock a few times. Danny gets dogged, with dreamboy thrusting at a nice pace. A game of soccer is on TV and we hear the announcer reveling in a goal as Danny cums on the couch. Dreamboy then fires two shots over Danny's side before depositing the remainder of his cream in a puddle at the small of Danny's back.

In scene two, Danny meets Jack (the American Dreamboy) on the ferry ride to France (try not to puke at the attempt to imitate Titanic). Jack asks Danny to photograph him naked. Soon Danny has traded the camera for a mouth and handful of cock. Jack jerks off his monstrous Yankee bat, firing huge quantities of milky juice onto his abs and chest.

In scene three, Danny is in France and bums a ride to the apartment he's borrowing. A curious French boy picks him up and before long they are in a private place where both boys can experiment. French boy treats Danny to a deep, grinding fuck on the hood of the car (Froggie style), after wasting no time getting into the willing British ass. The boys finish on the ground, both on their knees on a mat, Danny being entered from behind. Danny shoots a load down his leg and onto the black mat (which has been conveniently placed to allow the wad to be exhibited in all it's gooey glory). The French boy then explodes all over Danny's chest, coating the Brit in creme fraiche.

Danny finally reaches the apartment only to find it dark. He enters and is arrested by the police--which turns into a fuck scene (how trite). There are two cops (one older who does the fucking in a slow, methodical fashion), and one younger with a cock so thick and huge that Danny can hardly suck more than the tip (this is the dude we want to see doing the fucking!). The older cop puddles on Danny's back, while the younger is sucked off, spraying a shower towards the camera which is positioned below.

Danny explores France and sees a lawnboy. He then dreams of what it would be like to fuck him. Lawnboy takes a passionless ride on Danny's cock, followed by a hesitant drive in Danny's ass (very slow with his cock barely inside). Danny cums on the towel that they're lying on, while lawnboy (in probably the only redeeming part of this scene) throwns down several ropes of spooge onto Danny's reclining side.

Danny soon gets bored of France and heads over to Jack's chateau. At first, the butler is the only one home. Danny showers and decides to release some tension. The butler sneaks a peek, finally causing him to nut (he literally squeels when he shoots). Unfortunately, the camera is too wide to catch the damage. Danny then dumps a load onto the awaiting camera lens.

Finally, Danny and Jack head to bed for their big love scene, while James and Philip (the butler and a servant) go at it. Jack fucks Danny slowly and also not very deep. Danny busts a huge nut onto the chair/bed (hard to tell) over which he's been bent. James then slowly grinds into Philip with little emotion. Jack then rides Danny (again slowly without much feeling). We then switch scenes to James and Philip again (this time they're closer to climax and the sex is hotter). Philip clenches up his entire body while James fires a shot that looks like a garden hose on pulse. Philip also doesn't disappoint with a soaker all over his taut belly and chest. Finally, Danny and Jack are still at it (Jack is getting doggied and doesn't appear to be enjoying it). In the end, he rears up onto his knees and blows a nice load. Danny then finishes with a few drops on Jack's abs.

Overall, I'd avoid this one. The sex was emotionless and way too slow. Oftentimes, it could have been deeper. It was also very vanilla (no cool positions or scenes with more than two guys). While the cumshots were decent, the annoying music which blared throughout covered over what little passion there might have been here. Compared with other Eurocreme productions that I've seen, this one falls way short. Unlike Spyboy though, the plot wasn't too overburdening, however, the acting was similarly horrible. Then there's Danny, he's a perfect physical specimen, but like I said in the beginning, he's almost too perfect, to the point of looking artificial. Save your money when it comes to Dreamboy USA.