Dream Girls Xmas Special Review

Reviewed by Sean Renaud  on  12/16/2014

Heading in: I'm not overly familiar with Swank Digital or any of the girls that are featured on this disk so it's hard to have any real expectations going into this. So the good news is I get to go into this with a blank slate, it's always a little harder to be fair when you're reviewing something from a company you think can do no wrong or can do no right. I however love Christmas and love porn that still not afraid to have cheesy little skits where the acting is groaningly bad.

Scene 1: Gabriella and Genia

Gabriella is a lovely blonde starlet maybe a little small up top but too much porn gets you used to big fake tits so these are probably natural. Genia is a cute brunette, even dressed up like a whore she's got a bit of that girl next door that I know a lot of you get off on. The scene starts the ladies already in their underwear and making out and soon we've got a double blowjob for our lucky stud. Truly a thing of beauty. Followed by all out sex. When the anal breaks out there is a lot of ass to other girls mouth. So if you get off on watching that this is a keeper scene, and both girls get it on it. The scene ends with a cumshot across Gabriella's twat that Genia licks up and shares kissing while the scene ends.

All this needed to be a good scene for this DVD would be having a Christmas Tree and maybe the girls dressed up and red and green outfits. On the bright side the girls have really good chemistry which doesn't always or even usually happen in porn. At no point is is the one without the dick looking bored and trying to stay wet.

Scene 2: Wiska

Wiska is another lovely blonde and starts out her scene sandwiched between two guys and already engaged in some pretty heavy petting. I'm again noticing a distinct lack of anything Christmas related. Soon enough she's sucking one after the other, for a moment trying to get both in her mouth. You don't often see a woman take four fingers in the cunt, I guess you have to prep a girl a bit for double vag. I'm not a fan but I know there are people who are. They definitely get their money out of this girl between that, the two expected styles of DP, some ass to mouth action, a few gapes and finally an anal cream pie and a facial

All in all my only true complaint is the same as above and I'm sensing a trend.

Scene 3: Pink Pussy and Genia

Pink Pussy is another blonde this one with short hair. I don't normally make fun of porn names, I get they are supposed to be cheese and obviously not your real name but. . .c'mon. Someone has to draw the line somewhere for fucks sake. Anyway she's more than pretty enough and their scene starts with photoshoot that quickly devolves into pussy licking and then two girls, one cock blow job. Lucky bastard. Genia is the only one who does any anal but Pink at least makes up for it by not being shy about going ass to mouth at all.

All in all there is a theme I'm noticing and it's definitively not a Christmas one. Pink and Genia don't have quite the chemistry that Genia and Gabriella have. They are never never truly bad but they aren't up to that same level.

Scene 4: Cherry

Cherry, blonde girl number four, at least she's fucking stunning with that slutty pout of hers. They are on a couch petting when the scene starts of with the sexy Cherry petting and quickly going into a blowjob. She gets her pussy eaten longer than any of the other girls, which is a bore for me. Then the scene starts in on it's weakness. Cherry got a threesome and either the studs were having a hard time keeping up with her or she was having a hard time keeping up with them or something because the editing of this scene is so bad it's confusing. The second man basically appears out of nowhere and unless you remembered the color of his shirt (you didn't) you didn't even know she was blowing a new guy and that's not the only times it happens. Sometimes it's done smooth enough that you don't quite register the transition just something in your brain tells you something went wrong and sometimes it's a serious what the fuck. Anyway she gives at least one ATM that turns out into two cocks stuffed in her gullet and it is hot as fuck. Everything you expect to see you get and Cherry is easily the hottest thing going on this DVD despite the film errors.

All in all well see above for my complaint. But the editting can really be jarring if blink at the wrong time.

Extras:

The extras are about standard at this point, pic gallery and trailers. I prefer more skip points, with only four you have really know where your stroke points are if you're trying for something specific but it's not a deal breaker.

Heading Out:

How the fuck do you make a video with generic porn music, not generic license free Christmas Music, have no skits at all, no Christmas in sight and get away with calling it a Christmas Special? I mean unless in Europe Christmas is the time for anal and that's why every scene has anal I don't get it. Not a Santa hat or elf costume or even any dialogue. It's not even that it's bad porn for what it is it's just I can only imagine how upset people are when they buy this, go home expecting cheesy X-Mas porn and find out it's regular ole Euro Anal porn.

If you can get past that the girls are pretty, getting to go ass to mouth you can sell it right then. You don't need anything it just feels like false advertising.