Double D Babes Review

Reviewed by MD James  on  6/25/2006

Title: Double D Babes
Released by: Loaded Digital (Metro)
Reviewed by MD James

When it comes to videos featuring busty women, I set the bar pretty high in terms of what I want to see. I may not know what technically fills up a bra size just by looking at a woman’s breasts, but I certainly don’t expect to see women who barely fit the bill in a DVD simply titled "Double D Babes".

Now contrary to what some websites may report, this video IS a compellation of eight different scenes. Some of the scenes have a unifying pattern, but others clearly do no. Everything about this DVD screams compellation, but unfortunately we just don’t know which other videos these all came from because there was very little post-production work on this. We also have no idea who the players are outside of the information on the box cover. Unless you know who these people are, you really can’t connect the names to the bodies… unless, of course, you do a little online research, which is what this reviewer HAD to do, and what Loaded Digital SHOULD have done.

So if I happen to get the names wrong in the scenes, don’t get mad at this reviewer; get mad at the lack of good post-production.

Scene 1: Eve Lawrence and Brian Surewood

ARRGH me mateys! We start off with a pirate theme! It’s Brian the pirate being tended to by Eve the wench. She offers him some fruit, but he’s more interested in the cantaloupes under her bodice. He starts with the undressing so he can get to her treasure. Then she checks out his rigging with her mouth before he buries it deep inside her in missionary position. Then we fade in to her naked ass bouncing up and down in cowgirl position. She turns around so we can see her fully nude frontside as she rides him in reverse-cowgirl position. From here they go at it in doggie position, then to missionary before blows his bounty all over her face.

A very good way to start off the video. Eve certainly fits the bill for a "Double D Babe".

Scene 2: Trina Michaels and Richard Kline

We first get a peek at Trina’s full mammaires for a bit before Richard gets to enjoy them on the couch. Then she lays down on the floor so he can lick between her legs. It’s not long before his clothes are off and his cock is out so she can tit-fuck and suck it. She mounts him in cowgirl position, then reverse-cowgirl, then doggie-style, then missionary, then spoon until he blows his load all over her breasts.

Another good scene. Trina also meets the standards set in this video.

Scene 3: Chanz Fortune and Tyce Bune

We start with a little psychedelic striptease with Chanz wearing rose-colored glasses and hiding her ample chest with a light-blue bra, along with a satin pair of panties and a belly chain. She takes off everything except the glasses and the belly chain, allowing us to see that she’s certain a "Double D Babe".

Then Tyce gets his chance at her on the sofa. She’s dressed again, but the bra soon comes off, and then his pants, and then she’s down on his cock with determination. But then we see her mounting him in reverse-cowgirl position, and she’s got nothing on but the belly chain AND the bra. WTF?? Well at least her boobs are still out, and we get to see this from a variety of angles, including a nice shot from below of her boobs bouncing up and down in front of the camera. Then we go to doggie-position, which is a waste of breasts because they’re trapped between her bra and the sofa. She flips over for some missionary fucking, where they stay until he’s ready to pop, and then he blows his load right inside her open mouth.

This wasn’t too bad, except that discontinuity between the blowjob and the fucking. Chanz definitely fits the title of a "Double D Babe" and then some.

Scene 4: Jenaveve Jolie and Mark Wood

Jenaveve announced who she is and how she’s "in your face, motherfucker!"

Yawn.

I’m sorry, but that doesn’t impress me.

But she is right there on Mark’s dick before we could even say "WTF". She sucks his dick then spits in the camera. Again, doesn’t impress me.

That’s all she does, though… she sucks his dick until he blows into her mouth, and then she spits it all into the camera. Can you say "ungrateful bitch" boys and girls?

This one was a HUGE disappointment. We don’t get to see if she qualifies as a "Double D Babe", and this reviewer has to wonder why she’s even IN this video. Was it to fill up time, or was it to satisfy some stupid contractual agreement? Either way, it was a waste of digital space. Don’t even bother watching it. Just skip past this one if you do get the video.

Scene 5: Michelle B., Trina Michaels, and Lee Stone

Our naughty busty and blonde cover girls double-team on Lee after first giving a little tease for the camera. Both of them are in their naughty schoolgirl slut outfits, which get slowly pushed up and off each other. They both take turns on his cock, first sucking, then fucking, first in the pussy, then in the ass. They pretty much go through every possible combination here. Then finally he blows his load into Trina’s mouth and she passes it into Michelle’s.

This one was VERY hot and almost makes up for the pitiful performance of the previous scene. Almost.

Scene 6: Audrey Hollander, Mark Wood, and Bad Bob

This one is another WTF moment. We start with Audrey in chains and with alligator clips on her nipples. Two guys are clearly dominating her, shoving their cocks down her throat until she gags. Then she rids one dick in her ass, then she’s double-penetrated. Both guys pretty much fuck her in every which way possible, mostly in the ass, though. Finally they both unload in her mouth.

Okay, the rough and domineering sex notwithstanding, I have to wonder why Audrey was even considered a "Double D Babe". She had less to show than Jenaveve Jolie, and Jenaveve was marginal!

Scene 7: Michelle B., Anna Nova, and Mark Wood

Michelle and Mark make a return appearance, this time bringing Anna into the mix. (I’m told that Anna is normally a blonde, but in this scene she’s look absolutely HOT as a tanned and toned brunette! She should keep it that way.) Much like Michelle’s previous scene, the two girls slowly work on the guy’s cock and slowly work out of their clothes. Then they take their turns with his cock, riding him in multiple positions, including anal, until he finally blows his load between the two of them.

Another very hot scene which ALMOST makes up for the bad previous scene. Again, the operative word here is "almost".

Scene 8: Olivia O’Lovely and Alex Sanders

Our last scene deals with a couple of A-list pros. Olivia lays on a bed, wearing red lingerie and white hose. Alex stand by her, inspecting her tattooed body. Her panties come down, and soon her bra follows. His own clothes come next as he checks out her pussy. Then he brings his own cock over for her to check out. They fuck in missionary on top of the bed. Then they move to doggie position, then anal spoon, then anal missionary, then anal doggie, and then he finally blows his load all over her mouth.

The only bad thing about this scene is the fact that there is no audio of the two going at it. It’s all techno music. In fact, it’s the same techno music as in the menu screen. It’s somewhat disappointing to end the video like that. And it really just ends like that. There’s no ending credits at all… just a simple "THE END" along with the usual legal regulatory footnote.

As for extras… well there’s pretty much the standard fare here. Three trailers that run through back-to-back, a plug for Metro’s website and several phone sex services, and an automatic photo gallery put to music. Nothing really great for extras.

All-in-all, this is a marginally good video. There are two scenes that didn’t fall under the realm of "Double D Babes" in this reviewer’s opinion that subtracted to the overall quality. The lack of good post-production in either the title credits or the end credits also didn’t help. We need names to go with the bodies, and just putting the names out on the box cover doesn’t help. I would recommend this video only to people who are interested in sex scenes without any adherence to a theme, and possibly to anyone who is fan of the truly busty babes since their sex scenes are hot. It would also help if you can get it for under $15.