Dog Trainer Review

Studio: Erotic Media
Director: Alex Romero
Year: 2004

Feature Time: 2:07:21

Extras: None

Starring:
Jessica May
Sandra Russo
Karma
Vanessa
Lucie
Sandra Kay
Luisa DeMarco
Sofy

Themes: European, Anal

Cover Quote: "A Raunchy Gonzo Suck & Fuck Sexflick"

I've never had the opportunity to see anything from the company Erotic Media, a European studio based out of Switzerland. I was attracted to this one because of the great cover, featuring a colorful green-grass and blue-sky background with the sexy blonde Sandra Russo prominently in the center. Erotic Media claims that this release is "Eurocore" in large letters on the cover. I don't know exactly what that means, I'm guessing it's a shortened version of "European Hardcore." I can only hope that this video is as "hardcore" as they claim.

Scene 1: Sandra Russo + Vanessa + Lucie and a guy

Sandra Russo and Vanessa are cute blonde Euro-girls. Sandra is absolutely stunning and is the voluptuous beauty in the center of the front cover. Lucie is a good-looking brunette who comes in wearing sunglasses and all three girls get it on on a couch. Sandra selects a glass butt-plug off of a table and inserts it in Lucie's anus using her spit as lube.

A guy has been watching this Lesbian threesome the whole time and eventually he gets some oral attention from Lucie. She does a pretty rough blowjob where the guy grabs her head and slams it on and off of his cock. Lucie deep-throats dick while the two blondes rub on each other on the couch. Soon the guy is getting head from Vanessa while Lucie goes for Sandra's cute snatch.

This scene is like a big orgy where a lot is going on at once. The lucky bastard is basically triple-teamed by Euro-hotties. The guy fucks Sandra first, then Vanessa (with Lucie providing P2M). Lucie does anal in reverse cowgirl and looks really cute doing it with her puffy pussy lips on full display. She does A2M eagerly. The guy goes A2P and fucks Sandra and Vanessa vaginally. The girls line up their heads and the guy does his best to fire on all of their faces. They don't do any cum-swapping or anything, and the camera cuts right away to...

Scene 2: Luisa DeMarco and a guy

Luisa is a cute brunette starlet, who has been in a few American gonzo releases. She has a pierced nose, tongue, and belly button. We meet Luisa masturbating with a glass dildo on the floor. She also uses some pink anal beads, plunging them in and out of her ass while bent over. A guy shows up, of course, and she's soon sucking him off.

The guy screws away at Luisa's pussy in doggy-style and reverse cowgirl before entering her ass as well. Even though Luisa does anal the scene was kind of tame and disappointing. The guy even ejaculates lamely on her stomach to finish. I thought Luisa was cute, but her scene offered precious little in the way of passion or sexual heat.

Scene 3: Karma + Sofy and three guys

Two guys are outside in the hot sun working on building a tennis court. Karma and Sofy, dressed in their little tennis dresses, are obviously in a hurry to play, just not tennis. They walk out onto the half-finished court, and, with little set-up, start screwing two guys.

Karma is a cute brunette Euro-starlet with large breasts who I've seen in a lot of movies. I'm not as familiar with Sofy, who is a petite girl with extremely short, boyish hair. She's not unattractive, but her short hairdo does nothing for me. They all start screwing on a spread-out blanket in the middle of the dirt. Sofy and Karma start blowing the two guys. The lighting is not the greatest in this outdoor scene. For some reason, a guy comes and replaces the guy who's getting blown by Karma. I guess he had some more work to do on the tennis court.

The two guys fuck Sofy and Karma simultaneously in reverse cowgirl and cowgirl, respectively. Both girls do anal as well. Sofy has a completely shaven snatch and her tight body looks nice as a guy bangs her in standing doggy against the fence of the tennis court. There's a nice bonus as Sofy takes a piss squatting against the fence. If you like watching girls urinate this is a good scene for that, and Sofy's pee break is lovingly filmed.

I guess Sofy is done because both guys double-team Karma for a cowgirl DP. Sofy and Karma kiss a little bit and make out while Karma gets double-dicked. One guy nuts on Karma's cute face and the other one blows a huge load on Sofy's. They half-heartedly kiss a little bit more and cum-swap.

Scene 4: Sandra Russo and a guy

This is the beautiful Sandra Russo's second scene of the movie, and seeing her again is most welcome. She crawls seductively along the edge of a pool, where a naked guy is watching her in a lounge chair and whacking off. Sandra sucks him off a little bit before climbing on his dick in reverse cowgirl vaginal.

There's a little bit of what seems like slow-motion editing during the scene, but it's not distracting. The lighting in this outdoor scene is much better than Karma and Sofy's, which was too bright, white, and washed out due to the hot sun. Sandra looks absolutely fabulous as well getting fucked in cowgirl. She tastes the dick for some P2M.

Sandra does anal as well in this scene, in doggy-style on the lounge chair. I can't imagine Sandra looking any cuter as she gets banged in the ass. She gives a typically European performance, though, moaning robotically over and over and basically looking bored with the whole proceedings. She also does A2P (infection alert!) which is seemingly typical for female Euro-starlets. The guy pulls out and blasts a nice load on Sandra's cute face while the camera lingers.

Scene 5: Sandra Kay + Jessica May and a guy

Sandra Kay is leading Jessica around on a leash in this scene, to keep with the very loose "Dog Trainer" theme of the movie. Sandra is a dominant brunette, and Sandra is an impossibly cute, thick blonde girl with a great smile and dimples. She has a butt-plug already in her ass under her pink bikini. She crawls into a room where Sandra unhooks her leash and Jessica starts to blow a guy in a chair.

It's Sandra's turn to be submissive and she gets roughly face-fucked by the dude, going down all the way to the balls. He fucks Sandra from behind while Jessica laps at her thick pussy lips. Jessica takes the cock in her ass and Sandra provides the A2M and the attention to her clit and pussy.

It looks like this scene was shot in a room with a lot of windows using natural light, because it doesn't look that great. Everything looked a little "hot" and burnt out. Good thing the sexual energy in the scene was high. Sandra eventually does anal as well with Jessica providing the A2M. The guy beats off a pretty microscopic load of sperm, and the girls try to swap it, but unfortunately there's little to swap, although the sight of them french-kissing passionately was nice.

This was, overall, a decently-done European gonzo release. It's not really my favorite genre of porn, but I found the movie to be enjoyable. The disc's video quality was the only true complaint; a couple of the scenes noticably suffered from bad lighting, but it wasn't too distracting.

All of the girls were fairly hot, even if some of them tended to perform mechanically on screen and moan constantly like good Euro-robots. There's anal in every scene, and the sex is good, even though the cumshots were not really fantastic. If you're a fan of Euro-porn like the stuff produced by Rocco Siffredi and Evil Angel, this "Dog Trainer" is a pretty close facsimile and brings the heat with a solid cast of Euro-starlets getting down and dirty.