Ditch the Bitch and Make the Switch Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  7/26/2007

The fact that one can watch this film either with the guys fucking bareback or fucking with condoms seems to be to be nothing more than a gimmick. Perhaps there are those who—on very admirable principles—won’t buy or watch a bareback film. But as these guys are also fucking bareback, buying this one would still be supporting this dangerous activity.
The premise of the film is that straight guys are not getting what they want from their girlfriends and so show up at a bar where the friendly bartender (Ashley Adams) after promoting a brew as “the king of beers” suggests the solutions to their needs. And as these guys are about as straight as the yellow brick road, this is an even bigger gimmick than the viewing option.
Young David Santini comes in to the bar and tells Ashley that he has a thing for long hair, but his girlfriend keeps hers short. The bartender sends him to a room where Aaron Hawke is brushing his long locks. Aaron has a mane that would make a young lion envious. David takes the brush and then pulls out his stiffening dick and rubs that through Aaron’s thick locks. Turning around, Aaron starts sucking that dick. He then leads David over to a bed where he continues to suck on the youth’s uncut boner. This evolves into a sixty-nine with the “straight” boy. Turning David onto his stomach, Aaron starts rimming his ass.
“No,” David protests as Aaron’s dick prepares to enter David’s anus.
“Yes,” Aaron affirms and sticks it in. Only about two inches of his dick enters David’s ass.
Aaron eventually pulls out to cum. David ejaculates into Aaron’s long hair.

Attractive and slender George Plozen tells Ashley that his girlfriend will not let him fuck her in the ass. The bartender sends him to a room where twink Tommy Sen is willing. Following a bugle call, George rushes out of his clothes and joins Tommy on the bed. He prepares his cock’s entry by liberally lubricating Tommy’s ass with his tongue.

Milan Breeze’s complaint about his girlfriend is that she doesn’t take are of her body. Off he goes to a room where handsome young Bryan McCam is on a bed posing and flexing his muscles, Bryan also runs his hands lovely over his nicely developed chest. Milan takes over, feeling Bryan’s chest. With Milan also now nude, Bryan kisses his way down Milan’s torso and goes down on his cock. This handsome lad sits down on Milan’s upstanding prick and lets his admirer fuck him.

Skip Baxter complains to the bartender that because his dick is so big no one will let him have sex with them. T here’s no such thing as a dick that’s too big, bartender Ashley tells him.
We cut to find Skip soaking in a hot tub. He is joined by cute Casey Prince who—after commenting favorably on Skip’s attribute swallows it to the root. Casey is the only performer here who really knows how to suck a dick. All of the others only take about two inches or their partners’ cock in their mouths and help out with hand action, but his kid deep-throats this big cock down to the pubes. Now it’s not a cock to compare with Chad Hunt’s or one of the Donovan’s but it’s still an enviable endowment.
While Casey is giving Skip the thrill of his life thus far, another young cutie (Mark Zebro) enters s the tub and starts rimming Skip’s ass. I was quite surprised when Mark’s tongue was followed by his prick. Skip is now being assailed both fore and aft. Having pounded Skip’s ass, Mark then assaults Casey’s bum with his untiring erection. It was disappointing that no ass was the recipient of Skip’s bid dick. Nevertheless this is the best scene of the five.

Ashley is behind the bar getting one of those super blowjobs from Casey when young Peter Kyck enters. Ashley asks for his identification before serving him. (And speaking of servicing, Casey has now disappeared. He either crawled away unobserved on his hands and knees, or went down a trap door behind the bar. )
When Peter tells the hunky barman that he’s a virgin again I am surprised. Quite unexpectedly Ashley says to the kid, “Why then you must fuck me!”
We cut to Ashley bent over ready to recieve Peter’s peter. It's sort of like watching a cocker spaniel fucking a St. Bernard.

My only quibble is that I often find the sucking and fucking in some of the scenes to go on a mite long. However, director Komar always lets us see the cocks enter the asses for the fucking and that is the main thing. Still for the future the performers might watch American porn to see how to suck cock or—better still—take some lessons from Casey Prince.