Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 3 Review
Jules Jordan Video
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Chris Streams
Starring: Shayla LaVeaux, Debi Diamond, Tabitha Stevens, Angela D'Angelo, Ricki Raxxx, Sienna West, Janet Mason
Released on: 4/13/2009
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Reviewed by picman on 6/10/2009
| Prologue This series by director Chris Streams has been one of the elite of its genre based on the first two volumes. He's gotten terrific scenes from legends like Ginger Lynn and Brittany O'Connell, not to mention Francesca Le', Rayveness, Monique, and Julia Ann. This edition contains a woman who has her own wing in the Hall of Nasty, Debi Diamond. Her scene here is being touted as a triple penetration, and just fits her wild persona. It's a six man gangbang, and remains to be seen if half a dozen is enough manpower to hold down this middle aged hellion. Another legend, Tabitha Stevens, who's known as much for her penchant for cosmetic surgery as her sexuality, also grabs a scene here. The freak factor is high with Angela D'Angelo, noted director of fetish videos in her own right, and better known for fucking her male partners than being fucked by them. Hope her partner brought lube. Spunky and sizzling Shayla LeVeaux, the combination of big boobed Ricki Raxxx and Sienna West, and one of my personal favorites, Janet Mason, round out the cast for this two disc set. Needless to say, I approach this with the greatest anticipation. |
 Tabitha Stevens is driving moving men David Perry and Tony Flush crazy with her interior decorator whims. Wearing a skimpy minidress showing off her lovely stems, Tabitha strikes some sexy poses for the workers. Tony leaves David behind while he runs some errands, not making Perry a happy camper. Working with Tabitha alone, he starts to see the upside of Tabitha's backside, and his emerging erection interests her as well. She checks his package, finding it much to her liking, and inhales the hard cock. The sweet slut fingers her own pussy while sucking dick, and jabs her throat with it. Thankfully she hasn't let surgeons do all her body shaping as her slowly revealed skin shows some stellar toning. David returns the favor by frenching Tabitha while she diddles her ass with a finger. I'm thinking that Ms. Stevens has embraced the nastiness of the aughts after a relatively tame 90's. She sits on David's cock in RC, showing some nice moves and hip action. P2M, and Tabitha can't seem to keep her fingers away from her ass. She sits back down on Perry in CG, popping the hot sphincter and gaping her pussy. More P2M as David indicates he's ready to dominate the bossy bitch. Mish on a pool table, the fucking getting hard as Perry picks up some steam. Tabitha's body language is all positive as she rocks with him. P2M, then she bends over and fingers her twat in another carnal invitation. Tabitha cums, then invites him to use her backdoor. David licks at the sweet holes, driving back in doggy again, then letting Tabitha suck her juices off his cock. A little power struggle over their next location, David winning, and Tabitha bends over to suck him some more. She lays next to him for spoon, Tabitha grinding on the cock after cumming again. She sucks the hardon again, then gets fucked in mish. Light choking turns Tabitha on, and a pussy swabbing before she lowers her pussy over David's cock in CG again. He plays with the backdoor as she cums again, and complains when she lifts off to suck him. Tabitha prances over to the front door and bends over for more doggy. Perry stands her up and slams from behind, then gets a titty fuck after more head. He takes things into another realm with a foot fuck and Tabitha gets him off with her arches. Nice pop on her legs and feet, then Tony walks in on the horny couple and decides he's staying behind next time.Much, much better scene than I anticipated, even with the unrequited anal tease. Tabitha's not a submissive, yet accedes to Perry's demands because he's coming up strong. She's not a pillow queen either, and gives as good as she gets, making for a hot pairing to start the ball rolling. |
 Looking all ghetto, Janet Mason drives her Escalade into Prince's auto body shop. Janet's body is spilling out of her booty shorts, bustier, and little leather jacket. She's got her baseball cap askew and a big dollar sign hanging around her neck. The antithesis of the classy woman she really is. Janet's looking to "slick" her ride out, and her bouncing bazoomies are driving Prince to distraction while he's trying to figure this woman out. He feels compelled to inform Janet that she's not black, but she flips it on him by telling him she's competing with young women and trying to play on their field. Prince recognizes the obvious quality in front of him and decides to negotiate the price downward, the same direction her head goes when he whips his dick out. Janet sucks a dick like it's a rare delicacy, and her handwork denotes someone who likes to feel the power of a hard cock. Baby blues riveted on her man as she goes deep, then she raises up to get bent over as Prince plays with her fine ass. After that brief interlude, Janet squats back down to suck dick in earnest, then gets bent over a work stool for a doggy penetration that hits bottom on the very first stroke. She takes a very gratifying cock slamming that has her mouth shaping an "o", almost hyperventilating as she cums. Janet sucks the pleasure giver, then sits on the dick in CG. She pogoes and he pounds from underneath, Janet cumming again. She rides side saddle, then RC, her cunt swallowing up as much cock as it can get. More side saddle, then standing doggy with leg raised. Doggy on a bench, Janet's ass raised high for the onslaught. Prince digs her out like an old steam shovel giving Janet a juicy cock to suck out of her pussy. Titty fucking, then mish as Janet spreads wide for the chocolate horn. Back to CG, and it's a race for who cums first. Prince pulls out just as Janet's booty is quaking, and he leaves more bling on her grille than she was expecting on her SUV.Extremely hot scene by one of the preeminent mature woman in the entire world of porn. Janet is so real as she enjoys her ride, it's a joy to watch her perform. Good chemistry with Prince, who delivers a flawless effort. |
 Sienna West is laying out by the pool at her sister's house. She's got some serious boobage pouring out of her skimpy bikini and looking for company. She invites a friend over, Ricki Raxxx, who fills a swimsuit herself, and adds a bunch of artwork to her body. Ricki's come with booze to start the day off right. Skulking around is Sienna's sister's stepson, Mark Ashley. When they get naked for an even tan, he approaches them and gets mildly rebuffed. Ricki's interested, but Sienna's feeling weird as Mark retreats to the house. He hasn't lost sight of the hot brunettes, masturbating by the window. Ricki goes to the house to pee and catches Mark, not only not minding, but asking for a show. She gets involved immediately and squeezes the big hog between her tits. Squatting, she does a dick dive and takes Mark into her throat. Sienna realizes she hasn't seen Ricki for awhile and goes to investigate, walking in while Mark is fucking some pierced pussy mish in a chair. Cunt cream is oozing out of this hot slut, who draws her reluctant friend into their games. They can blame it on the alcohol as they team up to suck his cock, and Ricki shows some sapphic leanings as she laps at Sienna's big tits. Mark gets into this as he manages to titty fuck them simultaneously, then decides it's time to fuck Sienna. He props her on the bathroom counter to eat Sienna's pussy while Ricki chicken heads him, then joins her friend for some lez love. Mark spreads Sienna and bangs her in mish, Ricki kissing and stroking both of them. Mark slides over to her, taking advantage of two for the price of one, going back and forth. He takes to the floor, getting face sat by Ricki while Sienna rides in RC, then sucks the juicy dick. Roki rocks his mouth and helps suck the cock, Sienna remounting in CG. Wild child Ricki really adds some spice to this scene as she stays involved no matter who's fucking whom, and adding a taste of kink with good verbal skills. P2M for Sienna while Ricki works the nuts. Mark and Sienna in a 69 before Ricki sits her underused pussy on his cock in a laid back CG. Working it slowly, Ricki gets the big hog leg deep into her cunt, then takes a pussy thrashing while Sienna laps at her ass. P2OGM for Sienna, then a cut to her being fucked in doggy. Ricki's right there to stoke the duo with her hands, mouth, and encouragement. She gets rewarded with more cock in doggy, her tight twat fucking back erotically. Titty fuck by Sienna out of Ricki's hole, testing her globes on Ricki's ass to add new meaning to the phrase "tits and ass". Mark blows his load right there, soaking the lethal combination, then letting them rub up on each other to end the scene.Very hot scene with two voluptuous women that play a game of angels and demons. Ricki was the real protagonist here, and frankly deserved more cock time, if not a one on one with Mark, but she was also the glue that held this together and made the scene special. |
 Johnny Sins is enlisted by Shayla LeVeaux to modify her home gym. The first thing she comments on at first meeting is his "big truck". Then she notices that he's no stranger to exercise himself. Her tight body gets his eye as she illustrates the problems she's having with the layout, and like Tabitha earlier, Shayla knows how to get the best affect out of simple poses. They trade a few double entendres before Shayla lifts herself up on an apparatus and spreads in an invitation that has no ambiguity. Johnny pulls her panties aside and gets a taste of pussy that's matured to perfection. A tongue and two fingers gets Shayla rocking and breathless in orgasm. Johnny gives her the foreplay deluxe treatment, getting Shayla off a couple more times with his fingers and mouth before even getting a hint of personal pleasure himself. Not to worry because Shayla's a hungry little vixen given to administer oral pleasures herself. She pulls out his long dick and bobs her head on it. She even gives Johnny a choice of styles. Hands, no hands, double hand. Johnny likes the double and Shayla's happy to comply. No hands is the second request, then nice and sloppy. Rock hard and ready to roll, Johnny bends Shayla over and licks her crack before a doggy entry. Watching Shayla move her ass into the strokes is erotic gold. Standing fuck with leg raised has Shayla spasming on his cock, then enthusiastically cleaning it off with her mouth. She mounts in CG. Suspending herself over him, Johnny pounds out another nut, and has Shayla sweating and pulling off her last vestiges of clothing. Some hot squat fucking highlights her continued ride on top, and assures me that she's a long way from being put out to pasture. P2M in a 69, then RC. More hot riding as Shayla stirs the big dick in her innards before the director tells Johnny to take over. A reprise from earlier as he pistons her from underneath. Shayla climbs the universal for a perfect standing doggy, then onto a weight bench for mish. This is like an especially good version of Bodybuilders in Heat. Johnny beats up that pussy and Shayla's in another world. Johnny too, as he almost loses himself before realizing he has to pull out and make a show of it. Nice facial pop that Shayla delights in cleaning up as they seal the deal for the renovations.Shayla is hot stuff. Totally directed toward getting the most out of her pairing, she looks great and fucks better. Most of the time Johnny just had to lay back and enjoy himself. Another fine scene. |
 Angela D'Angelo, dressed for fetish, has Tony Flush locked into a bondage contraption. One look at her face and it's easy to tell she's related to Ice LaFox. Her mother, in fact. She gets a call that diverts her attention from Tony, and sends her off to discipline Chris Streams. In a case of mistaken identity, Angela encounters the much younger Chris Streams Jr. (James Deen), who thinks she's a present from his dad. Angela immediately starts barking orders and making Deen grovel. She spanks him and checks out his equipment, then pushes his head between her legs. Angela admires Deen's hard cock with her mouth, showing the kind of skills she must have passed on to her daughter. James sucks her tits and finger pops Angela's well worn mommy cunt. He pushes her onto her back and sinks his dick into the creamy hole. They spoon, and Deen digs Angela out, then they roll up into RC. She gets a good workout, her clit swollen with lust, and P2M after. The tables have effectively been turned on Angela, and Deen is giving orders now. He sticks her in mish and Angela has a loud orgasm. No letup from James as he rails her to a couple more and licks the steaming hole. Side entry, Angela calling for it deeper. Another screaming "O", and a move to doggy. She doesn't seem to mind it much when Deen rubs her backdoor, although it certainly isn't on the menu. Angela's putty in his hands as James reams her non stop, making that middle aged twat as happy as it's been in a long time. He pulls out on soaks the tits of the breathless Angela, who demands a kiss. Chris Sr. walks in on the finished duo and they get their identities straight once and for all.This was a scene that had me skeptical in the beginning, but Ice's mom was great. She just laid her body out there for Deen and let him find her creamy center. Over and over again. Angela definitely held her own with the rest of the cast up till now. |
 Married couple, Steve Holmes and Debi Diamond, appear to be very well to do. David Perry is their French butler and Debi is a bored alcoholic. Steve is concerned about his wife's drinking and asks David to start cutting her drinks before leaving for a business meeting. Meanwhile, Debi answers the door to a group of men canvassing the area for support for their athletic team. Who's better qualified than Debi to be an athletic supporter. She's cupped more balls than Fruit Of The Loom. She invites John Strong, Mr. Pete, and Mark Wood inside and mulls her choice of donations. Within moments, Debi's crawling on the floor and sucking very hard dicks to the root. Perry has a cocktail for her, then is ordered to supply more dick. It's on as they swarm the world class slut and pass her around. Hard face fucking has Debi turned on almost to the point of spontaneous orgasm, then helped by Pete's magic fingers. She puts her head in his lap and the guys run a train on her in doggy. CG on Pete, Debi demanding cock in her mouth. Strong suggests double pussy, and the implementation really sets her off, almost ending the scene for Pete. They keep her twat doubled and mouth full for another short round, then put Debi on her back and start sticking their hands in the well used cunt. Things are moving fast until Holmes arrives home with Ian Scott. He's pissed at his wife's indiscretions, berating and slapping her. That's only going to stoke the whore more. They pull their cocks out of their trousers and choke her with them. More fuel for the fire. Call her a whore. Pull her hair. Debi's in her element. The other guys get back into the act and ass play is on the menu. Debi sucks Steve's stinkhole while Mr. Pete goes up and over. Debi sits on Holmes and Strong opens the rectum for a DP. Steve remains anchored and Debi's ass is the train. A2M when Scott pulls out, then back in for another DPP. Perry tries to breach her ass during this phase, but pushes out Pete. He takes over for a regular DP, then Pete replaces him and roughs Debi up a little, much to her delight. Steve gets nasty and tosses her salad before ordering her on his cock in RCA. They have some trouble getting a double anal started, but Strong gets in for a little while. Cocksucking all around, then she's jammed between Ian in her ass and Holmes in her mouth. Debi's body jerks in orgasm and Steve slaps her face to bring her out of her reverie. DP with Perry going up and over in mish while Debi falls in love with Scott's dick in her ass. A2M deepthroat that shocks Ian. Mish anal with Strong and Holmes cradles her head. He spanks her pussy, pulls her hair and chokes her. Mr. Pete replaces Strong, then disappears down Debi's throat. Mish anal with Strong again, then Wood in her pussy. RC on Holmes as they catch up on her pussy. More DPP, and Debi's angling for three. They run a train on her twat with local stops in Debi's mouth. Steve moves into her ass and the train changes stations with a DAP. They attempt the vaunted triple penetration with a couple of false starts. Third time's the charm and Debi's got a third cockhead breeching her sphincter. Up and over anal doggy train as a calm comes over the room and the guys lounge around and reload. Debi wants cum and Steve drags her into the middle of the room for her denouement. It's feeding time at wild animal kingdom and they pour their creamy tribute down her gullet one by one. Debi's not doing the ridiculous and juvenile cum gathering. She's swallowing the loads and reveling in the scatter on her face as each guy unloads. Steve grabs her by the hair and leads Debi upstairs for a cleaning. That's where it ends, but I wouldn't be shocked if he pissed on her when they were alone.This is the Debi Diamond I've known and loved for twenty years or so. Just a complete maniac. Despite a few edits that may have been for short rests, or possibly just to set shots up, Debi showed remarkable stamina. She took on a group of guys who provided her with energy, and in Holmes and Scott's case, size, that probably exceeds any of the many gangbangs and group scenes she'd done in the past. The triple penetration was the big draw, but this scene was so much more. A great scene to end a wonderful volume. |
| Epilogue At the end of the day, after satisfying the genre's qualifications with only one scene of questionable maturity, the video establishes itself by how well the women fuck and how well they're presented and captured. This video was a winner all the way around. Chris Streams is one of the elite directors who care about the little things that can make a difference. The women get dressed to look their sexy best, and get treated with respect. They reward Chris by putting in scenes where they tend to leave their inhibitions and misgivings at the door. Chris seems to find what they do best and goes with it, making each scene a bit more personal instead of having an assembly line type of feel.Tabitha Stevens, who was one of my big question marks going in, was hot and in character from beginning to end. Haughty, with an air of dominance, she responded positively to the stronger performer, David Perry. Janet Mason was just awesome. I got wood just watching her get dressed in the BTS. Pairing her up with Prince put Janet in her own element, even though she could never achieve the kind of comfort level she's used to in her own productions. Personally, I think that's a good thing in this case. It doesn't always pan out that way, but Prince fucked the stuffing out of her. Ricki Raxxx and Sienna West really don't look old enough for this video, but they looked great anyway. Ricki didn't get nearly as much play as she deserved, almost always a problem in threesomes, but she was the engine that made this scene run. Always there with a helping hand or tongue, and verbose. I need to see more of her as the centerpiece. Moving to the second disc, Shayla LeVeaux delivered an energetic and sweaty scene. This old school spinner is like a package of plastique, small, powerful, and explosive. Putting her with a guy who looks like a gym rat was a well thought out move. The other participant of concern was Angela D'Angelo. She really surprised me by throwing down with James Deen in a totally straight sex scene, and looked like she was thoroughly enjoying herself. The light fetish scenario worked for her. That brings it down to Debi Diamond. In my review of MILF Bone 3, I opined that the only two ways to deal with her was force or numbers. She pretty much got both here. This was a great gangbang. Very little slacking by any of the men, although it seemed like Mark Wood got lost for a little while, Debi got passed around like cheap wine as the guys dipped into every hole, often in multiples. She couldn't have been happier. There was even one potentially volatile moment with Steve Holmes that he neatly defused. James Deen should take notes. Whining doesn't work with Debi. Firmness does. Great production all around. |
| The Disk This is a two disc set with the scenes evenly divided between the two. Extras appear on both discs with the BTS, photo gallery, and cumshot recap pertaining to the scenes on each volume. Also, trailers on both. |
| Recommendation No brainer here. Get it, rent it, or stream it, just watch it. |
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