DirRty Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  1/5/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 111 min.

Production Date: I don’t know as it’s shown for less than a half second

Director: Bridgette Kerkove

Cast: Faith Grant, Judy Starr, Jessica Dee, Rio, Brandon Iron, Trent, Kato Kalin, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Jay Ashley, Ben English, and of course, Bridgette Kerkove, the Queen of Sodomy

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: If I wasn’t so impressed with what Bridgette’s husband Skeeter has done behind the camera I’d be nervous here. Instead, I’m really excited to see what Bridgette is going to bring to the party!

Initial Reaction: It’s not quite up to her husband’s work, but it’s a great start for Bridgette that should please most Kerkove fans!

Who Should Watch It : Fans of nasty anal sex

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a bit of balance between the holes or anything other than boy / girl sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, but there are a few points that look like they might have been dubbed or which have a little hollowness to them. The video is slightly artistic. The sex scenes are slightly soft, but the teases add some filters which gives each scene opening a very artistic feel that might not work for some people. The biggest problem with any of the technical aspects is that the lighting is a bit inconsistent throughout the feature, and sometimes flickers noticeably.

Music: The music has a slightly harder feel that fits the movie’s style very well. It rests very quietly in the background and subtly enhances the scenes rather than forcing its way into them.

Menus: The menus are pretty average. The main menu has a little animation while the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a chapter number and a small clip of each scene. You can also jump directly to one of the five pop shots in the feature via the Instant Pop Shot Access menu, or play them all.

The Feature

After years in front of the camera being known as the nastiest anal queen out there, Bridgette Kerkove is stepping behind the camera. Needless to say, you don’t have to worry about any kind of plot where forest rangers fuck like bunnies after trying to save a pair of them. Instead you get a fairly artistic little tease followed by some hard and nasty anal action.

Scene 1 - Judy Starr and Ben English

Jud y Starr starts things out dancing around and showing off a little before she’s joined by Ben English. They kiss hard before Ben bends Judy over to examine her from behind and finally lets her get down on her knees to suck and titty fuck his cock. Of course, being a Kerkove movie Judy grabs her heels while Ben fucks her face and throat before she lets Ben spoon her ass. Judy sucks Ben’s cock clean before her ass takes it missionary style, and continues to take some ass to mouth breaks as he works her ass through most of the standard positions. Finally, after Ben has Judy show him a little hang time, Ben pops on Judy’s ass and in her gape and has her suck off what’s left.

This is a hot scene! Judy and Ben play off each other very well and don’t have anything against getting a little nasty. Judy pushes things a bit far with some of her vocals so I had trouble believing that she was completely into the entire scene, but she kept it up well enough that it was still fun to watch and darn hot as well.

Scene 2 - Faith Grant and Kato Kalin

Bleached blonde Faith starts things off dancing around in a black fishnet top and PVC shorts before she’s paired with scuzzy looking Kato Kalin. They kiss and she lets Kato work his way across her body while stripping her down and making his way towards her great ass. Kato tongues Faith’s pussy a little, but mostly gives her ass a good tongue fucking and a little bit of finger work before she mouths his manhood. Faith goes on to get sodomized from behind as well as reverse cowgirl style, standing cowgirl, and missionary. Finally, she has Kato pop in her gaping ass before eating a bit of it off his cock.

This scene lacked for me. Faith doesn’t seem comfortable through most of the scene, and often seemed like she might be being pushed a little further than she wants. This doesn’t seem like the Kerkoves to me, so I’m guessing that Faith is just a bit new and not used to the camera. Regardless, the scene didn’t work too well for me.

Scene 3 - Rio Mariah and Brandon Iron

After giving her tease, Rio, a cute Brazilian non-she-male (you have to mention these things when dealing with Brazilians), is joined by Brandon, who explores her body and then works her ass over with his tongue and several fingers. Brandon explores Rio’s throat as she grabs her heels and has her tongue his ass before fucking her ass. He lays down the law fucking her ass, pushing Rio’s ass as far as he can. He gives her plenty of ass to mouth, and breaks to finger her ass and show her how he wants to stretch it out. Brandon works Rio’s ass through several positions, and asks her repeatedly if she wants him to stop. She never does, and keeps taking it right until he pops on her pussy and asshole while pile driving Rio. They try to get it to drip down onto Rio’s mouth, but it sticks to her pussy so much that Brandon has to pick it up with his finger and drop it on her mouth instead.

This is a rougher scene that I’m sure will turn some people off a little due to Brandon’s style. That said, Brandon also shows some good caring as well by making it clear that Rio is into the scene by asking her if she wants to stop. The two of them play off each other very well, and both are impressive enough here to make this one of my favorite scenes in the movie.

Scene 4 - Jessica Dee, Jay Ashley, and Trent Tesoro

Trent and Jay come in and immediately start working Jessica over. She grabs her heels to have her throat fucked and lets the guys pound her ass at the same time. As soon as Jay’s done fucking Jessica’s throat he gives her a moment to recover and let Trent move her back into reverse cowgirl, and then goes right to work fucking her face again. Jessica encourages Jay to finger fuck her pussy, and takes him up to four fingers, while still riding Trent before sliding his cock into her snatch to give her a real DP. Jessica takes the double penetration in both reverse and regular cowgirl before letting each of the guys fuck her ass from behind and taking a bit of ass to mouth. Finally, Jessica has the guys pop in her ass before squirting it out and feeding it to her one at a time.

As usual, Jessica Dee doesn’t disappoint! Unlike some of the girls here, there’s never any doubt that she likes it hard and nasty, and she’s energetic and vocal as hell too! This is easily one of the best scenes in the feature, and one that should amaze most anybody who hasn’t had the pleasure of seeing Jessica in action yet!

Scene 5 - Bridgette Kerkove Mr. Pete, and Mark Wood

As soon as Bridgette’s tease is done, she’s joined by Mr. Pete, who gives her a kiss before yanking on her leash, and Mark, who admires what he sees and lets Bridgette stroke him a bit before kissing him. Mr. Pete helps Bridgette out of her fetishwear before wrapping the chain of her leash around his cock and giving both of them a little oral loving. Bridgette gives as good as she expects the other girls to as she lets the guys fuck her face as she grabs her heels before removing her leash and sliding her ass down on Mr. Pete’s peter reverse cowgirl style. Mark immediately joins in to take Bridgette to a double penetration, and after a little more work, get her up to a double anal penetration. Finally, she has both guys come in her gaping ass and finishes things off with a little more ass to mouth and a bit of cumeating.

Not surprisingly, Bridgette turns out an amazing scene here. For quite a while now it would be hard to name anybody else as being a bigger anal queen than Bridgette, and she shows why here. She’s almost a bit vocal for my tastes here, but you can also tell that she’s getting off on having her limits pushed a little. I’m not sure what to say that sums it up better than that it’s a well done Kerkove love scene!

Bridgette Kerkove hits the ground running with Dirrty. Every scene is a nasty anal scene, and in almost every case you can tell that the girls are loving it! I think Rio and Judy Starr’s scenes were my favorite, and Faith was the only scene that held the scene back much for me because I couldn’t tell if she was into the scene or not for much of it. No, Dirrty won’t be for everybody, but for people who like nastier and harder movies this is going to be a nice addition to their collection. Bridgette Kerkove shows she can work just as well behind the camera as in front of it with a great directorial debut.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery contains about twenty okay looking photos which look like they were taken directly from the movie. Trailers are included for Bridgette Kerkove’s Dirrty, Ho SmASShin’, Fetish Whores, and Blowjob Fantasies 18. As usual, there’s also website and phone sex commercials, but there’s also about five minutes of bonus pop shot footage at the end of the movie.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, titty fucking, spanking, anal, ass to mouth, cream pies, cum eating, rimming (male > female and female > male), interracial, group, DP, and DAP

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many FusXion titles can be found online for between $18 and $29 with quite a few stores offering them near the low end. If you want hard and nasty anal sex, this one’s going to be well worth the money! The technical aspects are also pretty good although there isn’t really anything for extras.

Note to Metro / FusXion: Although FusXion is getting some nice notice, it would be nice to have a bonus scene or two from some of FusXion’s other titles. It’s still a new line and it would be an easy way to get people to hopefully check out some of the other directors in the FusXion lineup. A cast list by scene would also be a great addition, as well as a few more chapter breaks. Finally, a few extras would be very nice. Cut footage, interviews with the stars on why they like it rough, or a behind the scenes featurette would really help out the overall DVD.

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