Die Spermaschlampe Review

Title
Die Spermaschlampe
I'd translate that something like: "The sperm slut"
Studio: GGG
Price: €32
Format: PAL

Where it comes from
Netherlands

Actions and Key Words
Cum shots; facial; swallowing

Initial expectation
This is the first GGG I bought a while ago thanks to Charlie's review. I did not know exactly what to expect apart the nastiest cum shots film I could get.

General comment
When I got it, I considered it as one of my best buy ever on the subject. Now, considering other GGG films I've seen like Sperma!!! Wonach schmeckt das? I consider that one a little bit less interesting than it was. Anyway, it is still a good buy if you like thin brunettes.
Caution! In that review, I will describe every cum shot. That means that if you want to keep any surprise you might want to skip the details and only read the conclusion. It's up to you!

DVD perspective

• Picture is okay but a little bit grainy.
• Sound is direct and good quality.
• Menu is minimum: Play & Trailers.

Figures

• Time: 77' + Trailers'
• Scenes: 6 + 1 masturbation one.
• Girls: 3 in cumshots actions.
• Cum shots: 55
• Winners: 9
• Good: 28
• Forgettable: 18
• Ratio (Winner + Good)/total = 67%

Introduction

The casting is always minimum. No information on cover and no credits. We'll learn during the film that the brunette on the cover is Nina. We can also see Nina in: Sperma für mich da? But in Die Spermaschlampe, she is thinner. I do prefer.

Cumshot quality description : I explain the vocabulary I use.

• G = Good (everything I like will be good). To be good a facial has to be in/on mouth; on face from mouth to hair. A few drops on chin and falling down is not good!
• F = Forgettable: a cumshot with no volume or watery or missing the target is forgettable.
• Winner = A cumshot which is very good and you want to see more than once. For example, in many cases the cumshots have no power. It falls down from cocks poorly. If it is one with strong powerful white thick sticky jets right onto a nice happy face, it becomes a winner. ;-o) Hurray!
• Glue = Glue is a shortcut for a load which is white, thick and sticky. These are my favourites as you have something to see on the film.
• Strong = A strong shot is the opposite of the usual "sperm is slowly getting out that cock to fall miserably down like if we had a look at an old leaking tap". I consider a strong shot as a better one!
• Jet or Wave = Well, you should know what I mean. A normal cum shot comes in few "jets".

Scenes: GGG always starts the film with the trailer. I hate that! You have bought it!!! So why do you need to have a trailer? This is ridiculous!

Scene1: First scene starts with the brunette from the cover. She is nice, cute eyes, great lips. She is thin with beautiful legs in white stockings, small nice natural round tits. She starts with a little bit of dancing. The part is unfortunately interrupted by views of her face full of cum. I think that this breaks the pleasure to imagine what she will look like with cum on face.
The timer says 4':21' when she is kneeling with a cock in mouth. She is not a great sucker but she has nice hands with red nails. Quickly she will ride his big cock RCG. The guy is sitting on a chair and she is riding him with her feet on the ground. That lets you appreciate her nice breast. When they change for CG, you can confirm that she is thin. She really has a small butt. New change for mish. It's a good opportunity to admire her long legs. Another guy joins the group and get BJ. To be honest, she is nice and I like watching her but the sex is not very hot. Another guy joins and shares her mouth.
17':13', it's time for cum shots! She is kneeling on the floor.
CS#1: 4 heavy glue jets! The second one is on her upper lip, the other in mouth. Wow!! What a beginning! The one on her lip is terrific! When she looks at the camera with her almond-shaped eyes and cum covered lip, it is HOT!! Winner
CS#2: Good load but mainly on the floor. F
CS#3: Strong but watery load landing for part on her cheek close to her eye. G
CS#4: Weak. F
CS#5: This guy decides to clean up her upper lip and to put the cum in her mouth. I personally disagree with that action. I do prefer facials when nobody touches the cum from face but this is only a point of view... But when you see what that guy delivers you forgive him! What a heavy glue shot! He targets mainly in her mouth and replaces what he took off her upper lip. She spits the cum. Winner.
CS#6: Okay one on her cheek. Not sticky enough to stay. Falls down the ground. G
CS#7: 5 quite strong jets on/in mouth. A little bit watery but okay. She is asked to swallow. G
Timer: 20'
She now stands up, walks a bit and the camera inspects the result. Her face is cum covered but not "white" of cum. She manages to smile even if she does not look so comfortable.
My rate: 5 out of 5.

Scene2: The guy behind the camera asks her what is her name. She is called Nina. Does she like swallowing cum? Yes she does! Other questions and answer. If you speak German, it will help! Honestly, this girl is nicer in the sex action that in the interview. We'll be happy as we switch from interview to the first cum shot of the next set.
CS#1: Wow! That's a killer! The guy has his dick in contact with the corner of her lips. First jet is heavy, very glue like and...strong. Therefor it rebounds against her lips and lands on her cheek up to her eye. It makes a very thick white line on her face! Second jet hits the same point but lands in mouth. The third one makes a thick comma on her lower lips. The last one arrives on upper lips and will make stalactite of cum because it so thick that it doesn't just fall down. I know that this is very descriptive but come on, that is a cum shot on a clean face. When you have only one half like that in a film you are usually happy. Definitely a Winner.
CS#2: Another heavy glue shot on chin and tong. The kind of shot that remains where it lands. Winner.
She is asked to swallow. She does!
CS#3: Very heavy but completely out of target. F
CS#4: Very heavy. Coming from back and therefor landing mainly on her hair, forehead and nose. That makes her face really messy. Winner.
CS#5: Weak. F
CS#6: The kind that spatters all around her face. G

With her face full of cum she is now fucked "standing" doggy. Good idea!
Kneeling again.
CS#7: Heavy but not very accurate on target. F
CS#8: Okay. G
CS#9: Good volume but watery, into mouth. G

We change for a below average brunette on her back on a "bed" fucked mish.
CS#10: Good sticky one close to ear (she has been lucky it was not actually IN ear). G
CS#11: Strong one across her face and in mouth. G
CS#12: This heavy one is delivered on her tong. Because her head is on the bed, it drips along her tong in mouth. She swallows immediately. G
CS#13: Weak. F
CS#14: Heavy glue in mouth. Bad camera angle. F

I liked very much the part with Nina. It was even better than scene 1. You can delete the part with the second brunette, that wouldn't bother me!
Rate: 4.5 out of 5 because of the brunette..
Timer says 33'

Scene3: 34' Masturbation scene with Nina. She should refresh her shaving. No sex. No rate.

Scene4: 39'. A short hair black hair is dancing. (You can see her again in "1.2.3. Abspritzen".) Obviously she is a professional dancer. She moves very well! She has a very thin body and quite cute face. I really like her nice tits as well. After the dancing session she will ride a guy as Nina did in scene 1: He sits on a chair and she rides him. CG then RCG. Some other couples are fucking in the background.
She's fucked mish until the first cum shot. She will get them while lying on her back, head on bed. It is important to understand the result of the action. :-) In that position, any cum in mouth goes down her throat. It's harder to manage for her!
CS#1: The guy pulls off and goes to her face for the pop. It a splattering one a little bit everywhere. Watery. F
CS#2: 1 strong jet missing mainly the face. F
CS#3: Wow! This guy put his dick just over her mouth and shoots more than 15 short strong jets right into her mouth. It's a little watery but you think he'll never stop! She has to spit the good volume of that load. Winner!
CS#4: Many big drops of glue right into her mouth. You can see it down her throat. She is gargling with that cum. Very good. G
CS#5: This one in mouth would be a killer. Unfortunately so strong that in lands far away from face. What a shame. F
CS#6: Too far away. F
CS#7: The next 3 ones are real killers. 3 guys cum together very heavy loads into her mouth. She now has so much cum in mouth that the level is up to the middle of her tong! With that camera angle since the beginning, you can miss what happens inside her mouth. She is still gargling with that full glass of cum in mouth. Amazing!! Winner
CS#8: cf. #7. Winner.
CS#9: cf. #7. Winner.
CS#10: Other very good one in mouth and on face. Her face is full of cum as is her mouth. How can she breath? G
CS#11: Missed it. F
CS#12: This guy is aggressive. He hold her face in order to cum inside her mouth. He also wants to fuck her mouth after the shot. She can't manage that. G
CS#13: Heavy but landing on her throat. F

That scene is incredible! She is gargling with cum from CS#4 to the end of the scene. Amazing!! My rate: Maximum!!!

Scene5: Back to Nina, knelling on the floor.

CS#1: He paints her face with a sticky shot. G
CS#2: Same on the other side of the face. Mainly painting her forehead above eye up to the hair. G
CS#3: Mainly misses target but what he leaves on her upper lip will make me classify that as good. G
CS#4: Misses it. F
CS#5: He mainly paints her cheek with a lot of cum. G
CS#6: OK on cheek. G
CS#7: Okay on forehead and hair. G
CS#8: Weak. F
CS#9: Good on mouth. G
CS#10: Chin only. F
CS#11: F
CS#12: Good one on face and in mouth. Participates well to make her face messy. G

She now stands up and walks with that creamy face. She goes to another cute brunette who licks the sperm from her face. That was a good scene. Rate: 4 out of 5 !
Timer says: 62'.

Scene6: Below average dark blonde with very long hair. I don't like her face.
She is lying on her back on the floor. Same position as the brunette in scene 4.
CS#1: Heavy glue on face and in mouth, immediately swallowed. G
CS#2: Same as previous on other side of her face. G
CS#3: Weak. F
Rate: 2.5 out of 5.

Scene7:65'. Nina again. She is fucked a while before kneeling again.
CS#1: Good quality in/around mouth G
CS#2: Same other side. G
CS#3: A bit watery but good anyway, mainly on cheek. G
CS#4: Very good creamy shot on side of her mouth. G
CS#5: Same as previous on the other side. G
CS#6: Nice jets on face but watery. G
Rate: 4 out of 5.

Conclusion
A good film but the sex action (not the cum shots) is quite weak. The girls have nice body and the brunette in scene 4 is really amazing. You will see that girl again in "1.2.3. Abspritzen". If you like Nina, I'd say that "Sperma für mich da?" is a better choice.
Therefor, my rate for the whole film is 4 out of 5.

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