Dick 'em Down (Platinum X Pictures) Review

Reviewed by Sean Renaud  on  9/18/2007

Summary: Dick em Down is primarily a black on black film. The only guys in the film are black and all but one of the starlets are black. Because of that is suffers slightly from the same problem that most ethnic/certain look films follow, a lot of the girls are second rate for one reason or another be it looks or performance and over all things could have been more interesting. I don’t particularly recommend this film but if you are a Rico Strong fan you might enjoy it.

Expectations: None of the names on the list mean anything to me so this doesn’t have much going for it in the way of star power for me. The cover art is only showing that there are at least two threesomes in this film which hopefully is going to be good. The only thing this that is raising my expectations above nil is the fact that Platinum X is supposed to stand for quality.

Scene One: Taj Malai

Taj is introduced as being a half black and half Asian. There is a bit of an interview but it’s bareable and funny thanks to the comedy styling of Rico and Ethan. From there the beauty takes a cock on either side of her pretty little skull and starts sucking and slurping. Taj gets her pussy eaten before the guys start taking turns swapping from her cunt to her mouth in plenty of positions before splattering her face with two loads of man sauce.

Scene Two: Dynasty

Is a big bottomed black girl and perfect example of what a curvy woman can bring to the table. They introduce let her shake her shit and then watch her devour some dick. Dynasty is a beautiful fucking animal and appropriately she spends a lot of time being spit roasted with a cock in her mouth and another in pussy. She definitely rides those two boys until they can’t move anymore and they dump a their boy batter all over her face. Porn needs more girls like this.

Scene Three: Menage A. Roz

Menage is sucking cock while Rico introduces the scene. Menage is a light skinned black (I think) chick with one of those jelly jiggly asses that some men seem to swear by. I can admit it looks like it must feel fantastic to be buried in those buns and listening to her whimper around a mouthful of cock. The only real complaint about the scene is that she cleans up before the end. Other than that good scene.

Scene Four: Poison Ivy

Poison Ivy starts her scene off with an interview where she reveals that this is her very first scene. She seemed to be a little nervous in front of the camera as well but it doesn’t really matter Rico and his friend have the kind of chemistry you can’t fake so it’s entertaining in its own right. She goes on to give an average performance, she just isn’t into it enough. It’s her first scene though so she can’t be expected to be incredible yet though.

Scene Five: Sweet Sinsacion

Sweet is the second sexy first timer in this film and flown in from the south just for our pleasure. She gets a brief intro courtesy of Rico and then she gets to show off her skills. Sweet is a little shy about playing the skin flute but she’s good at dirty talk which makes up for a lot. The fucking is great and Sweet looks fucking sweet in almost every position she can twist herself into. In a perfect world she would grab her ankles every time I snapped my fingers. She ends with a waxed booty cum shot.

Heading Out: The skits that introduce each of the girls are interesting, not really funny but Rico Strong is comfortable in front of the camera and keeps things entertaining. He’s got two brand new girls on this film who’ve never done any porn so it’s nearly a new girls DVD. There isn’t anything that really stands out as amazing in this but it’s entertaining.