Diary Of a Mad Porn Director Review
Madness
Studio: Madness
Starring: Brian Surewood, Lyla Lei, Sin-nye, Nyomi Marcela, Kimmy Kahn, Jadeblue
Released on: 10/23/2004
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Reviewed by picman on 10/11/2005
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| Prologue From the backcover: Witness one Fall in the life of a perverted visionary floating aimlessly down a River Styx of porno sex. Demented & obsessed porno director David Aaron Clark wanders from San Francisco to Las Vegas in restless search of ever-kinkier encounters with the next available Asian girl-mouth. His only excuse is that it's his job. It would appear that DAC is doing his gonzo POV thing again here from the sound of that blurb. He has another encounter with the sultry Sin Nye Lang here, and there are scenes with other known Asian treats like Nyomi Marcela, Kimmy Kahn and Lyla Lei. Jade-Blue Eclipse is a name I've heard but not had the pleasure of viewing before. I'm interested in seeing how kinky these ladies can make things. |
 After a written introduction setting up the history behind this scene, Nyomi Marcela, wearing a black mini-dress, red shoes and gloves, and no underwear, is lapping at a bowl of milk like a cat. She gets up and slinks out of the dress, her beautiful body glistening as she poses by DAC's full length mirror/closet door. Nyomi sits and spreads, playing with her love button and showing her wet pink. She runs the milk down her body, lapping at it as it exits the bowl. Nyomi pulls DAC's dick out of his pants and gives him a POV bj, her red gloves providing a nice visual touch. It's kept slow and sensual, lots of licking and spit. Some no hands sucking at DAC's bequest, then Nyomi spreads her sweet pussy for the camera again. Those moist lips envelope his cock and she rides him in CG. Cut to Nyomi slobbering on the knob again, and another cut has her jerking the dick off, yanking the load out and cleaning off the head. |
 Sin Nye Lang is leading Lyla Lei down some stairs on a leash. Sin's in a short red dress with long black gloves. Lyla's in black panties and stockings w/garter. They stop so Lyla can be petted by her mistress. Sin orders Lyla into a pair of high heeled clogs, then over to DAC, who she restrains while Lyla pulls off his pants. She lights up something in a hookah for him to draw on, then orders Lyla to partake. Lyla sucks his dick like a good little pet and Sin strokes her crack. The mistress gives orders on how she wants the cock sucked, then she takes a turn. DAC begs for it deeper and Sin gives the order and makes Lyla go no hands as well. He makes more requests to Sin and she complies. Lyla sucks his balls while Sin covers the shaft. There's some cock slapping and teeth scraping by Lyla. She seems to get into the rough play, cracking a nice smile as she whacks DAC's dick. Sin leads her to some gagging, then they share the dick again. He pumps up Sin's ego with some compliments and a wary mistress accepts them. She slaps him around a little and tells him it's time to cum. Sin uses her hand to bring him off and points the shooting weapon at Lyla's mouth for a facial to end the scene. |
 DAC starts the next scene with Kimmy Kahn pissing on his dick, captured in viewfinder mode and B&W. Kimmy is adorable in her short black dress with sweet snatch sticking out. She commandeers his member and strokes DAC hard. Kimmy turns to give him a good look at her hot posterior and still wet pussy. She washes up a little, making things look even sexier as DAC fingers her pretty clam. Cut to Kimmy giving him face. As in previous scenes there are no oral acrobatics, just a sensual suck job. Something seems to be getting Kimmy turned on as she reaches for, and tortures DAC's pierced nipple. The perverted bastard requests more pee from Kimmy and she lets loose on him again, this time on the bed. She resumes the fellatio, then pisses on him again. |
 The next scene starts with DAC capturing Jade-blue Eclipse's performance at the Exotic Erotic Ball in San Francisco. Jade puts on an acrobatic, balletic, topless performance. Her body is ripped and illustrated, delightfully tiny tits covered with star pasties, strong, well muscled legs. She defies gravity on what looks like a small version of a pommel horse. A guy above her does some flying on what look to be long red scarves acting like ropes. When he hits the ground, he goes after the sexy Jade, who rejects him and walks off with her horse. In the aftermath DAC interviews the blue lipsticked Jade. Favorite position for sex? Gay or straight? They have a history and a rapport as Jade slips into porn mode. She bares her tits with double posts through her nipples and gives DAC a lap dance. Drawn to his piercing, Jade bites erotically. He reciprocates with some nipple play of his own and Jade looks like she almost cums. Laying back on the bed, Jade spread eagles and DAC rubs her sex through the panties. He pulls them aside and she's soaking wet. A perfect looking love tunnel is opened and manipulated. The inherent weakness of POV shooting is displayed here. You know that most men would just dive right in tongue first and make this exotic erotic squirm on their face. DAC has to settle for hand work. She gets off and tosses her panties away. DAC does a study of her face and body, then Jade puts a condom on his turgid member. She helps him grow into it with her mouth as she rolls it down. A real whore's move. Jade does a slow descent down his dick, taking most of it. There's a switch in view and position to almost 69 and we get a great view of Jade's body while her mouth is filled with meat. DAC makes her squirm with his hands and Jade pulls away only to come back again and mount his ready cock in CG. Her pussy swallows him up and she rides it for her own pleasure, keeping it deep and grinding. P2M and she pulls the condom off to jerk the hot seed out. |
 DAC accompanies Lyla Lei and Nyomi Marcela to an adult bookstore in Las Vegas where they're expected for a signing gig. Brian Surewood's on hand in the store as well. Nyomi is naked under her short tan dress and Lyla's decked out in red with matching panties. After checking out the videos, they decide to leave in Surewood's car. They end up at DAC's cheap motel for some hanky panky. Nyomi's nervous and Lyla's enlisted to provide moral support. She helps Nyomi out of her dress and strokes the lovely Indonesian's body. Having a scarf tied over her eyes can't be making Nyomi any more comfortable, but that's what Lyla does. She plays with and eats the pretty twat while Nyomi tugs on her long nipples. Lyla strips and Surewood stands by in anticipation of an Asian feast. With Nyomi's pussy well tongued he pushes his member into Lyla's face, then Nyomi gets a blind taste. They share the hard cock and kiss. Nyomi sucks it wet and sloppy while Lyla laps at his balls. Surewood lays back for his oral attention and Lyla goes after DAC's dick, then drawing her friend over to replace and switch. No hands for Nyomi and Lyla rides Brian in CG. Nyomi takes her hint from the sounds alongside her and rides DAC. After getting herself off on Brian's cock, Lyla leads the still blindfolded Nyomi onto him with DAC framing her lovely ass as she moans in pleasure. The scarf finally comes off and Lyla tries to get her head into the sex union to lap at the copious juices on Brian's cock. DAC fingers the little hottie, who continues to masturbate behind the joy couple. P2OGM and a manual reward from the cameraman. Brian gets off his back and digs Nyomi out in doggy. Cut to Nyomi sucking DAC and Lyla getting dogged. They go side entry and Nyomi sticks her tit in Lyla's face. There must be a second cameraman because DAC sticks his head into Nyomi's ass. He slobbers on her hot holes and nut colored looking skin. Cut to the girls double teaming DAC's cock and Brian sneaking into Nyomi's pussy from behind. Lyla rides his face while Nyomi continues the fellating. The girls trade positions and DAC administers a nipple stiffening spanking to Nyomi. They team up on his cock again and horny little Lyla can't keep her hands out of her pussy, or Nyomi's. Cut to Lyla sitting on DAC's cock in RC and Nyomi taking Surewood from behind, then mish. Both women ride their respective cocks in RC, then Lyla sucks Brian while being railed from behind. Nyomi comes back to ride some more cock in RC and Brian pounds her from underneath. Mish for Lyla, then DAC thumbs her juicy slit, feeding Nyomi a taste. He finishes her off with his hand as Brian shoves his cock in her mouth. The girls double team him and he pops in Nyomi's face and on Lyla's chest. |
Chinese MouthSin Nye Lang is back for another scene. DAC loves her "Chinese mouth". He has her dance seductively in front of a mirror, stripping slowly with a bluesy tune playing as a soundtrack. Her dance over, DAC is ready to give her a lesson in "Fire and Ice". Sin is being enlisted to torment his cock, first with heat, then cold. She pops what looks like an Altoid in her mouth and sucks on his cock, giving him a burning sensation. Ice replaces the tablet and Sin repeats the fellatio. See, hardcore porn can be more instructive than just how to wreck a woman's ass. DAC's tolerance for the cold is much higher than it was for the heat. DAC raises Sin off and starts to indulge in her body, licking her tits, eating and fingering her tight pussy. Sin's juices are running freely and he takes her from behind. More hand manipulation on her back with Sin sucking dick, then a cut to an RC mount. P2M, then CG. High contrast B&W as they continue into mish. They argue over who's the sex toy as Sin takes charge of the session and runs a straight razor over DAC's cock. Don't try this at home. Please. Sin runs the blade along the underside of his cock before mouthing it. DAC fingers her pussy, then gets the glass of ice poured on his dick. She goes back to sucking ice and his dick, then a cut to DAC jerking off for his mistress, who takes over sucking to quench her own thirsts. She gets a load dropped into her mouth which gets poured over his cock and spread with the razor. |
| Epilogue Why does DAC always make my reviewing chores so difficult? Most times I either like, love or loathe a video. I don't have to think too much about what I've just viewed. It either satisfies or it doesn't. Here, I find myself engaged by the women in ways I don't normally get a chance to, but get put off by DAC's self indulgence in being the protagonist in every scene. I have to keep reminding myself that this is really repurposed internet material and shouldn't have to be judged like a regular gonzo or feature. Also, I generally find POV to be very limiting and don't usually like it. I will be contradicting this statement in my next review, so stay tuned. There is a healthy kink factor in this feature. DAC is quite mad, you know. I really love the way Sin, Kimmy and Jade react to his requests and the rapport they develop. Jade's Bowie-like androgyny was something of a turn on. I even enjoyed DAC's written introductions to the scenes, god help me. He even threw in the cliche of a sound of a typewriter. There was at least some payoff in the Nyomi/Lyla scene when Surewood was enlisted to help out and a good time was had by all. Ultimately, an interesting video that will appeal to fans of the director and very few others. |
| The Disk The bonus scene, which fits right in to the rest of the video, trailers and slide show. |
| Recommendation If you're looking for something really different or have never encountered Sin Nye Lang or Jade-blue Eclipse, this is a good introduction to them. This isn't for the porn masses. |
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