Desperate House Whores 3 (Hustler) Review
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Studio: Hustler
Category: All Sex
Directed by: Mark Kismet
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Jerry, Envy, Camilla, Bailey, Scott Lyons, Sascha, Talon, James Deen, Mya Luanna, Rachel Luv, Mark Kismet
Released on: 11/6/2005
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INTRODUCTIONKept deep in the shadows of the lost fervor, tortured by
the daily misery of the city, wondered in the wilderness of apathy, the
untamed soul of the chosen one finally managed to survive. Behold, he
rises gloriously from the ashes and comes forth to master the fires of
carnal mayhem. People of the ADT community “Reversible” is
back. He is once more ready to reverse the odds, he is once more ready
to fight for … porn. Entrust him, Embrace him and f.. him. I meant
follow him to his journey, to the incredible adventure pursuing the source
of delight and visual satisfaction. Long live the King! Hurray! Hurray! Gee, I am really impressed about the sense of modesty that I have.
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DESPERATE HOUSE WHORES 3Distribute Company: Hustler Director: Mark Kismet Genre: Gonzo Performers in the order that they appear (f/m): Rachel Luv, Bailey, Envy, Mya, Camilla, Evan Stone, Jerry, Scott Styles, Talon, James Deen, Sascha. |
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PROLOGUEReading this movie’s label can’t help thinking of the popular television series which have conquered the world’s attention. Its grace reached Greece too, where it is being broadcasted by two channels. There are many adult films with similar title. The concept is familiar. Neglected wives who finally get the attention they crave. Of course, they don’t show what happens after their cheating adventures… |
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SUMMARY - EVALUATIONWell, in general I did enjoy this title. It wasn’t as hard as other flicks of the gonzo line but it had many erotic elements that I adore to watch. Beautiful angles and exciting positions were also committed and presented to us in vivid colors. On the other hand I would have preferred the scenes to be longer in time and a little bit nastier in action. I liked the little plot’s concept but I think it was a bit monotonous. I believe that Mark Kismet has great potential but I will have to check out more samples of his work. |
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THE ISSUECheck the ADT Forum. They have interesting subjects. |
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GONZO TIMETHE PICTURE by unknown
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
WHAT TO WEAR? by Cursive(ADT member) And here's one for the tax season... ****** A gentleman, called to testify before the IRS, asked his accountant on what to wear for the trial. The accountant said, "wear your shabbiest clothing. Let the judge think you’re poor." The gentleman then asked his lawyer the same question. The lawyer replied, "do not let the court officials intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie." Still searching for answers, the gentleman consulted his church priest. The priest answered, "well, let me tell you a story. One night a woman was going to get married and asked her best friend on what to wear for her wedding night. Her best friend suggested to her, 'wear the sexiest lingerie you got...'" Confused, the man asked, "wait, what does this all have to do with my problem with the IRS?" The priest responded, "because, no matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed." SORE PUSSY by VincentVanGauge
Victoria is all alone in her bedroom with Peter (never mind the contradiction,
after all it's only just nothing but a joke). Peter seems to be a little
uncertain what to do, so Victoria smiles at him and begs: "Put a
finger into my pussy, pretty please."
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PS1. In the BTS footage we watch Mark Kismet and his crew climbing the hills through bushes and thorns under the hot Californian sun in order to find their way to their rantez vous with Rachel. While Mark was walking down the hill talking to his assistants, he suddenly slips and takes a tumble. Mark is ok but my girlfriend and I burst into laughing. Really folks without any offending mood this guy here could have well been a successful comedian. PS2. They claim this is the frame we’ve missed. But they didn’t show the real missing one. After many hours wandering in the wilderness…Mark distinguishes a human presence. “Can you please point us the right direction to LA?” “Pardona mi, Gringo dis is Mexico, los angeles far far away”. PS3. Evan Stone arrives to the villa where the scene will take place and makes a notable entrance as he walks towards the house. Rock music is played in the background and on his way to the room he accepts several equipments which are offered to him by many assistants. They even give him some clothes to wear. He does wear them only for a few seconds before taking them out again. It’s a funny happening, fooling the snotty star’s attitude. PS4. I thought this title was a couple friendly video so I invited M. my girlfriend to watch it with me. When the video ended M. asked me … “Do you know where I can found this people’s phone?” I gave her an angry look. “No..no.. dear… I am talking about the make up artist. She is pretty good. I might need her treats before our wedding!”. “Oh”, I responded laughing…Then after a few minutes she asks me again. “Baby, do you know where I can found this guy’s phone”. I gave her a mean look again. “Oh no..no my dear I am talking about the middle aged Englishman”…. And after a long pause she continued “You know, I might need his friends after our wedding!” PS5. After taking divorce from his beloved wife when he caught her getting anally drilled by Evan Stone he says… “They said it was a couple friendly film…” PS6. Taking these girls’ stories as samples we must expect more
complains… “My husband neglects me. Except from sexually incapable
and queer, my husband is mentally challenged, commits bestiality with
pigs, has nasty hemorrhoids and wets his bed in the nights…”
For any comments, questions or a little correspondance between sex addicts send me an e-mail at soulmessager@yahoo.com. Yes, I know it should have been soulmessenger but I did it on purpose. |
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