Deep Water: Beach Patrol Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  5/21/2006

There were those who watched BAYWATCH for the gals and those who watched it for the guys. I admit to being one of the latter. The guys on that show fueled many a fantasy in spite of the fact that they came across on the show as horribly hetero. Joe Gage has now changed all that by giving us a version where male lifeguards are either gay or at least bi-curious.

Mason Wyler, the beautiful blond, who stole the scenes he was in in CLOSED SET is wisely given the cover in this one and appears in the first scene. He and another cute young stud (Eryk Elliott) are seated on the sofa in that age-old tradition straight guys have of watching sports on TV. The uninvited Dylan West appears at the door. They don’t want to let him in as Eryk says he means “trouble”. But Dylan barges in anyway. Events play into Dylan’s hands (pun intended) when the cable goes off and he gets them to put on a straight porn tape he’s brought along. He then insinuates himself between the two pretty lads. As they watch the goings-on on the screen (luckily they’ve turn the sound off so we don’t hear the bitch in heat) crotches start to swell. Dylan drags his cock out into the open, pulls back the foreskin, and strokes his thick tool. The others soon follow. Mason too is uncut. His cock is long and arcing with a tight skin. (Yummy!) Although cut, Eryk has an endowment he can well be proud of.
“Let’s strip,” Dylan suggests, and they do. The jacking off goes on for quite some time but with such great eye-candy I’m not bored. Dylan eventually reaches over to grab Mason’s cock where he meets no resistance. Eryk gets a hand as well. Naturally Dylan will suck both before leading them on to further experimentation. Pushing Eryk’s head down on to his own straining member, he soon has the lad sucking away. Mason is more reluctant. His indecision about sucking a cock and finally giving in is well acted. When he does give in he swallows Dylan's cock to the balls.
Dylan announces it’s time to cum and they pound out their loads.
Eryk has just returned from a shower when he notices a girl getting double-fucked on the screen. With those two guy’s cocks touching he asks if that isn’t a bit gay. (An odd observation since he’s just had a dick in his mouth.) Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it, Dylan tells him. With that, Dylan lies back on the coffee table and raises his legs. Mason puts on a condom, lubes up, and puts his pretty prick up Dylan’s anticipating anus. Once Dylan is loosened up, Eryk lies back on the table and Dylan sits on Eryk’s sizable cock. After an enjoyable ride, Mason slides his cock up alongside Eryk’s to briefly double-fuck Dylan.
“Now it’s your turn,” Dylan informs Mason. With nary a protest, Mason lies back on the table and Dylan enters him. (This was too much for me.) The versatile Mason is a great fuck. At scene’s end he’s covered with his own and their cum.

[In the Director’s Cut a watersports scene follows with this same threesome. In a shower Mason and Eryk seem to pour forth gallons of piss onto Dylan’s dick and belly. Either this was filmed with several cameras, was shot over a period of time, looped, or these young guys can hold water like camels. Dylan doesn’t have that much when the boys fall to their knees and he sprays Eryk’s chest and Mason’s chest and face.]

We meet Dale played by Zachary Pierce, a handsome college-type brunet, whom we are told has a love of vintage cars and old monster films—the cheesier the better. (We have that last in common.) He imagines himself in a Japanese monster movie. (Excerpts from one of these films is intercut with Zachary stepping on toy cars and crushing miniature trees. As we see the Japanese fleeing in terror another “monster” approaches (George Glass). Weapons fire at the monsters. The “monsters” meet and kiss. Zachary drops his drawers to reveal his own powerful weapon which Glass grabs and sucks. The low angle shot makes Zachary’s prick seem enormous. The fact that they are supposedly being bombarded by missiles and artillery shells doesn’t deter George in the least. With George’s help, Zachary fires off his own missile. George takes out his own weapon, but it is Ray Dragon who walks into the frame to drop and suck. Ray gets a chestful of cum and a tidal wave is seen flowing over Tokyo. At this point Zachary awakens from his dream. It was a fun scene masking rather mundane sex.

After they are seen running along the beach, Derrick Hanson who made his debut in Closed Set, joins Ray in the showers where Ray gives him head. Derrick has shaved the mustache he had in Closed Set and looks much better for so doing. Ray—on the other hand—has shaved his beard and does not look better for so doing. He should have kept the beard (it made him look sexy) and shaved his back hair (which does not make him look sexy). And while I’m on the subject of hair, it’s nice that Derrick has hair on his balls—something of a rarity in gay porn these days. He should keep it as his signature, but I bet it goes for his future films. Derrick also goes down on daddy Ray as he beats off a spurty load. Ray beats his meat. Ho-hum.

[Colby Keller, a handsome young hunk, is showering when Marc Sterling, a very attractive young guy, arrives for a golden shower. Marc kneels and takes Colby’s yellow stream, not only on his face, but also in his mouth. Again this is found in the Director’s Cut only.]

The final scene is another threesome. This time with Chuck Scott, the aforementioned Marc Sterling and the adorable Tony Bishop. Chuck with his mustache and goatee, his deep-set eyes, and his plethora of tattoos is rather creepy. He even has his fingers tattooed like Robert Mitchum in The Night of the Hunter. But whereas Mitchum’s spelled LOVE-HATE. Chuck’s (as best I could make out) spell ORIG-INAL. (?) Chuck is on the computer as the other two are hanging around when he comes across a gay web site. “What do these guys do?” he asks Mark, “Suck cock?” Soon—just as in scene one—everyone is springing a boner in their pants. “Wanna see it?” Chuck inquires.
So again as in scene one we have they guys airing their cocks and stroking them.
“Suck it?” Chuck challenges Mark after a time.
It’s an invitation Mark accepts. At which point Tony crosses over to go down on Marc. Eventually Mark puts his hard dick in front of Chuck’s face. Chuck tentatively tastes the tempting tool before taking it all the way down. Tony takes over on Chuck’s cock. Returning to their original positions (Mark on Chuck and Tony on Mark) the cocksucking goes on for a long time before Tony pulls Mark off and he and Chuck bring themselves to climax.

[In the Director’s Cut we have this threesome in the shower at midnight where the boys kneel and Chuck starts to piss. Unfortunately he doesn’t have much juice and the main streams come from the lads pissing on themselves. It’s the least interesting of the watersports scenes. Was the idea of it being midnight and so filmed with a blue lens cover to disguise the fact that this scene was rather piss-poor?]

It’s brightly lit when we see the three stroll naked into the gym. Tony and Mark are preceded by their erections. It’s time to fuck. Tony and Mark each arrange a bench to lie on and Chuck orders them to get ready. He finger-fucks Tony and eats out Mark. There’s a nice 69 with Chuck and Tony before Chuck’s cock penetrates Tony’s waiting hole. Director Gage knows that one of the hottest parts of a fuck is the initial entry of a cock into an ass and we always get that vital moment. Chuck really throws it to Tony and Tony is loving it. It’s the best fuck in the film so it’s anti-climactic as Mark simply sits on Chuck’s cock when his turn comes.
When it’s over Chuck cautions the boys not to speak to him on the street. No one is ever to know he fucked boys.

There are filler scenes which suggest that George and Zachary may get it on for real and not just in a dream. We assume also that Colby Keller will feature in the sequel as will cute Chad Leigh who was only seen briefly riding in a car with Zachary. I hope Mason Wylie (whom I could easily fall in love with) will also reappear.
As always Titan is more than generous with their extras: Behind the Scenes; An interview with Mason, Dylan, and Eryk; Fluffing; Photo Shoots; Slide Show; a Cumshot review.

Although Part One had the usual fine photography and production values we expect with Titan, the actual sex was rather routine. The opening and closing scenes were very good; the dream sequence was fun (but not uplifting). Without the watersports scenes, the regular version may seem rather mild in Titan terms so I think you should go for the Director’s Cut. It’s one I will definitely watch again.
I’m ready for Part Two now, Mr. Gage.