Dark Sins (Wicked) Review

Reviewed by Cuddly Wombat  on  10/19/2005

Keri Sable's much-anticipated first starring role for Wicked!! And directed by Michael Raven no less.

I must declare a personal interest before proceeding any further with this review - I simply adore Keri Sable and want to shout it from the rooftops! She can do no wrong as far as I am concerned.

Keri is the reason I love porn. Beautiful, fresh, innocent-looking teens that do the most amazingly filthy things. That just does not happen in any reality I know of - "Where do we find such women".

This is Keri's debut starring role for Wicked and, in the BTS, Michael Raven refers to her as a "Gonzo Queen". I for one was glad when Keri clinched her Wicked contract, as I knew it would mean a chance to see Keri in a whole new glamorous light. An opportunity to see one of the most beautiful and enthusiastic performers shot on film, in widescreen, with great clothes, sexy make-up, flattering lighting, and reading intelligent dialogue.

Now "Dark Sins" is the standard, bread and butter, Wicked "pretty girl" vignette-style feature. The mostly unrelated scenes are tenuously linked together by Keri's voiceover, which essentially consists of Keri extolling the virtue of a less than virtuous life. You know what to expect from a Wicked movie - ultra-hot women teamed with experienced (emphasis on experienced) studs in beautiful locations whilst loud, weird and annoying music plays in the background and drowns out the performers' vocals.

Scene 1 - Keri Sable and Rod Fontana
This scene starts with Rod Fontana sitting on a couch watching TV, with a beer in one hand and a piece of barbecue chicken in the other. He is depicted as the typical overweight, sweaty, trailer-park slob, with barbecue sauce running down the front of his t-shirt. Keri suddenly appears as a super-sexy, gum-chewing, Daisy Duke look-a-like. They proceed to have sex, with the highlight being when Rob rubs barbecue sauce on Keri's pussy before eating it - yummy!!! I also loved Keri's leopard skin panties, which stayed on for the oral scenes.
This is a very hot scene. However, I am sure that it is just extreme self-consciousness on my part, but it seemed to me that in this scene Wicked was taking a parting shot at the stereotypical gonzo fan (say goodbye to your Queen forever!). But I am sure that was not the intent.
This is a great scene if your fantasy is to see an average Joe fuck a princess.
The great thing about Keri's sleek, race-ready, thoroughbred physique is that you can pose her in certain positions perfectly, especially in doggy, so as to capture all her lovely interesting bits in the one frame.
This scene comprises oral, doggy, cowgirl, and a cumshot to Keri's chin. A condom is used.
The one drawback was an out of place and creepy music score (which is reminiscent of whales farting underwater).

Scene 2 - Keri Sable and Evan Stone
This is my favourite scene of the movie. Keri and Evan fuck outdoors on a ladder on an old water tank in the middle of the desert. In the BTS they originally had a very large hose pouring a torrential flood of freezing cold water down upon poor shivering Keri (great way to kill a new contract girl by pnuemonia, Wicked!). After some hyperventilating by Keri, they finally rigged up a little sprinkler to lightly spray little droplets of water on Keri. The final result looked spectacular on film, but only lasted a few seconds.
Keri looks fabulous. For the first half of the scene she is wearing sunglasses. Her hair is done up in pig-tails and the light blue sky behind her makes a great contrast to her hair and skin.
The scene consists of oral, doggy, and - yes - Keri still does anal! There is a very good standing doggy anal and then a standing reverse cowgirl anal. A condom is used. The scene ends with a great cumshot straight into Keri's mouth. Keri proceeds to swallow the cum. In the BTS Michael Raven makes a point of noting that you rarely see a Wicked girl swallow. Have I said how much I love this girl?

Scene 3 - Cassie Courtland (Wicked, give her a contract!) and Herschell Savage
Herschell and Alexis Malone are a married couple that visit a clothing-optional adult playground. There is a busty curly red-haired girl named Brooke by the pool in this scene that I would have loved to see in hardcore action - but alas, this wasn't to be. Instead Herschell gets lucky with the hot little blonde newcomer Cassie Courtland (Wicked, give her a contract!) in an outdoor hot tub. In the BTS Cassie has a very sexy Southern drawl, and says that she is doing porn to work her way through college. She will go back to college if she doesn't get a contract (Wicked, give this girl a contract!). Cassie is super hot and does a great scene with her far more experienced partner (he is 52 and she is 19 - lucky bastard!).
Once again, like Keri's previous scene, there is a wonderful contrast between the blonde girl and the bright blue background (in this case, water).
The scene consists of oral, missionary, doggy, and a cumshot on Cassie's chin. A condom was used.
The lack of any dialogue or vocals was a real negative in this scene, particularly given Cassie's sexy Southern accent.

Scene 4 - Alexis Malone and Grant Michaels
Herschell's wife in this movie then gets her rocks off with muscle-bound Grant. This is a romantic scene, shot at night on a bed with a mosquito net out on a verandah, lit with candles, whilst rain pours down outside. Alexis makes up the trifecta of blonde hotties in this movie.
The scene consists of oral, cowgirl with a condom, and ... no cumshot! What the ......? Did someone accidentally edit in the softcore climax here?

Scene 5 - Keri Sable and Alex Sanders
Some sanity returns to the proceedings here after the movie appeared to go off the rails for a short time. Keri returns (yay - we missed ya babe!). This scene starts in a very disturbing way, however, as Keri is dead and being put away at the morgue (OK ...)!! The borderline necrophiles might get a kick out of that start to the scene, but I quickly lost wood. Keri, however, regains consciousness and fucks the doctor (all's well that ends well, I say). After the unsettling start to the scene, I quickly got back into it and it was a very hot performance by Keri - her loud vocals (louder than the loud music), convulsing body and sexy facial expressions were a real turn-on for me.
The scene consisted of a fingerbang (with surgical gloves), oral, excellent doggy which transitions into another great anal scene, missionary anal, and cumshot on Keri's chin. A condom was used.
Now, the BTS for this scene shows that it was Keri's first scene for Wicked and was a DP with Alex Sanders and Grant Michaels. Grant Michaels, however, has been edited out of the final film - no DP. Perhaps the lack of a cumshot in the previous scene is a clue to this great porn mystery. A DP for Keri would have finished this film off just nicely. I suppose it serves me right for watching the BTS before the feature - I had gotten my hopes up for a DP.

Scene 6 (half a scene really) - Jezabelle Bond (solo masturbation)
The lack of a DP in scene 5 annoyed me, but this scene just plain pissed me of. Jezabelle Bond is wearing really scary and kinky demon make-up and clothing - she is half bald and growling viciously whilst she masturabtes herself in a wheelchair in a deserted hospital corridor. What the ....? Jezabelle spent hours in make-up for that? This girl needed some cock desperately. What happened? Is the absence of a stud somehow linked to the mishaps in the two previous scenes? Another great porn mystery.

The extras include an excellent bonus scene of Keri Sable and Randy Spears. This scene is memorable for the foot-long spit bridge between Keri's mouth and Randy's cock for much of the scene.
There is a BTS which is notable for its glimpses of the DP scene that never was. There is also a great quote from Keri just before the DP scene: "I wanna get boned and then eat a cinnamon roll" (don't we all Keri!).
There are extra interviews with Keri (she talks about how she got her Wicked contract), Cassie (she wants a Wicked contract), and Alexis (she wants to fuck).
There are also trailers, photo stills, phone sex ads and Wicked promotional material.

In short, if you are a strictly gonzo fan you will think this film is crap and generally bitch and moan about how Keri's true talents are being wasted.
If you like Wicked films, you will be deliciously surprised by this impossibly cute and nasty little star, who turns the notion of what it is to be a Wicked contract girl on its head.
But if you are like me, and if given half a chance would drink Keri's bathwater, you will be more than satisfied with this little movie.

All of Keri's scenes are worth 5 stars. However, I only gave the film 2.5 stars overall - had the missing DP been included and Jezabelle had of got some cock whilst all bald and nasty looking, I would have given the film 4 stars.