Dark Erections 3 Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  10/23/2004

This is a less than average release from Body Shoppe. There is the usual annoying talk from Uncle Don in his gravely voice about pussy and girls not showing up for the filming. A patter than no one believes especially the guys who know they have just come here to jack off. It ‘s all designed to make us believe these guys are straight. Then too there is that ugly hand with a wedding band that reaches out from time to time to cop a feel.

As its title suggests this is to feature “dark” dick so we see mostly blacks with one Latino and one ultra white dude.

First up are Tommy and Flame. Tommy is the ultra white guy. He’s shaved off his pubic hair. How many straight guys do you know who shave off their pubic hair?

They don’t touch one another, but Uncle Don can’t resist stoking Flame’s uncut meat. They jack-off standing on a mirror.

Gooda, another black follows. He wears a sailor hair and has a small dick.

Troy, a big light-skinned Afro-American is next. He also is minimally hung. He jacks off watching TV.

Ra, a young uninspiring Latino has a big uncut cock. If he’s straight, why is William tattooed on his arm? A pudgy guy wearing gloves and a ski mask comes out and sucks him off.

Troy, the young black on the cover, is the last contestant. He has a nice cock that, of course, elicits a feel from U.D. Troy also gets a blowjob from the pudgy cocksucker in the ski mask.

The extras feature so many previews of other films that it may be longer than the film itself.

I have found some of the films from this studio to feature interesting guys and achieve a certain heat. This is not one of them.