Dana DeArmond Loves Girls Review

Reviewed by Don Juan De Marko  on  1/10/2016

I always say a beautiful face can not sell an adult film, nor can an over the top story. It just can’t be so. It takes a combination of things to make a decent, let alone great porn flick. Dana DeArmond Loves Girls is indeed such a unique film. It captures something within each viewer and just has you watching to see what happens in the next scene and not just for the sex alone. Very, very few films can do anything if the sex is not amazing and it is in this film that the true spotlight shines on Dana and an insight into her persona that has not ever been seen in adult cinema! Listening to Dana’s humor, watching sex angles that are not your everyday, ordinary, shot just to look good but defy convention are what really make this film shine. The two Danas (DeArmond & Vespoli) do such a wicked cool job of showing off the other stars in the film by showing things I don’t think any porn fan has seen, my favorite being Chanel Preston’s interview, if you even want to call it that. I have seen many Dana DeArmond films and it is amazing to see this part of her. She is such a great actor, yes, she is amazing when it comes to the sex aspect of her scenes but after this film I was just left wondering, which side are we seeing in this film? The amazing actress Dana DeArmond? Or the off the wall awesome, vulgar, rude, beautiful and honest “real” life Dana DeArmond she is presenting in this DVD? She is that damn good she has you wondering through out and it is heaven every second of the trip!

Each scene starts with Dana Vespoli asking how each beauty met miss DeArmond and the first gorgeous gal to step up the plate is Veruca James. Dana then interjects during each scene, giving the coolest incite, the most hilarious stories and some insanely awesome actions. Dana tells Veruca “most gals I work with tell me I can do anything to them in a scene but then are drawn back when I want to shove my hand down their throat or stick my whole foot in their ass or pussy.” Dana gives a brutal honesty in all she says, it made me think of a threesome scene were Dana licked all the cum off her co-stars face then spit it in her mouth and you could tell she did not expect that at all from Dana. That is the cool insight you get in this film. You see a method behind the madness so to speak. Veruca and Dana talk of going out on a date and the sex starts as Veruca just grabs Dana as she comes back on set in a surprising way. The dialogue does not look rehearsed. Dana looks beyond gorgeous in this scene as does Veruca but watching the ladies get each other naked is not the selling point of this scene. It is the raw sexuality, as it is with every scene. The 69 action is hot and intense but almost every position is in this scene and in the movie. I think Veruca played hand in hand with Dana. She picked the perfect cast to handle her in this film. I particularly enjoyed how when the sex started, Dana tells Veruca she is all sweaty but indeed loves it …and I think there is not enough of this style of “real” sex involved in porn. It makes this scene shine. If you are a Veruca James fan you will beyond enjoy seeing this side of her. I personally have never seen her look so amazing on film. It shows the dimensions she has as a performer and you will be drooling every second of this scene, especially when she just devours Dana’s pussy in the start of the scene.

Scene two features one of the best newcomers of 2015, the beautiful Abella Danger. From first look Abella looks to be extremely intimidating because of how gorgeous she is but as with every woman in this film, you get to see a side of them you may never get to again unless you have a chance to run into them on the street. Dana begins the talk/interview process in this scene and she talks about Abella’s respect and admiration for her as to why she picked her for her movie and just like the previous scene, she shows this amazing, funny, rude as fuck, yet charming side to her personality. Whether it is the true Dana DeArmond, or her putting on one hell of a performance as an actor, it is beyond the most entertaining thing to watch. Dana gives Abella a little shit to start the scene and Abella just lets her dominate her from start to finish. Letting her sex speak for her. It is so alluring. I am not the biggest pool scene fan but when you have two amazing starlets who make you forget where the fuck you are, let alone you are watching a scene with a pool in the background, it is just the best of things. Abella does an amazing job in this scene. You could tell her and Dana had never worked as much together if ever unlike the other girls in the movie, because Abella lets Dana control the scene almost entirely from start to finish but she gives off this amazing glow of lust and satisfaction as Dana just fucks, sucks and devours and dominates her in every way possible. When it is her turn to give it to Dana, she totally melts the screen, especially when things are heating up and she spreads Dana’s legs and just shows the most amazing oral as she glides from Dana’s asshole back to her pussy with her tongue. I really enjoyed this scene most of all. Abella Danger has such an amazing future ahead of her in the adult film industry. She understands how to flow with the scene and performer. I don’t see any of Abella’s scenes every being bad, even the foreseeable future, because she knows how to put others over, get aggressive when she needs to and at other times let her co-star dominate. That is the characteristics of the best adult actors and I can’t wait to see more of her. This scene alone is worth the purchase of the DVD. It is nasty, sexy, not too long and kinky in the best of ways.

In the third installment of wonder you just can’t look away from, we find out that Dahlia Sky is indeed one of the best performers in this business. If you were to say there is a “cozy” or elegant scene is this film, it would be this one indeed. Dahlia looks amazing in her stockings and Dana looks beyond sexy also in this amazing tight, little black dress. The sex is scrumptious in this scene and Dana gets into some amazing positions as she gets licked and fucked. My favorite of this particular scene being when she pins her legs over her head and Dahlia just slides her tongue deep and thorough all over Dana’s kitty. I call this scene the “passionate” one because Dana does some incredibly sexy things that will just drive you wild. First being so when she takes Dahlia’s panties off and hangs them on the back of her panties like a trophy as she eats Dahlia’s pussy, one of my favorite Dana DeArmond trademarks. Second, she just knows how to use toys. Dana DeArmond could not make a sex scene that was less than a ten no matter the scenario. In this film, the strap on sex with Dahlia is mind-blowing. It’s sexy and it’s passionate. This is the scene those who hate sex toys in a girl/girl flick need to watch in order to be turned from the “dark side” and see the appeal us toy lovers have for the strap-on sex scene. It is beyond incredible to watch Dana try and suck on the strap on dildo as Dahlia fingers her pussy while she is in pile driver position. Like every previous woman in this film Dahlia is amazingly submissive but she also does a little script flipping as she surprises Dana a few times with her nastiness and her own dominance. This scene is beyond hot and once again, the sex will knock your fucking socks off.

Now we cue the music for the grand finale…..and as we do, let me just say putting Chanel Preston and Dana DeArmond in a scene is enough to make anybody cum just with the thought of what lies ahead. In reality, no fantasy can compare to the show these two put on. The opening story and conversation is too cool, …we are talking fly on the wall, kicking it with the gals from Quinton Tarantino’s Death Proof cool. Chanel is such a channeled performer. I truly believe she could give a half assed effort in a film and it would still shine beyond bright and still be hotter than ever. With the stories Dana and her share, you get a glimpse into miss Preston a bit. It is fun, entertaining as hell and as before you get a bit of everything with Dana DeArmond’s look on the world. If that was not enough, the sex is mind blowing. For instance, Chanel makes Dana squirt a few times, the second time Chanel lets her squirt all over the leather sectional they are fucking on and both lick it all up and kiss deep and wet after. That is this scene from start to finish. I really enjoyed seeing how kinky both of these woman can get. Chanel has a ferocious appetite for sex and it is equally matched by Dana. I guarantee it will take a few sittings for you to completely make it through this scene, it is that hot and yummy. I don’t think you will see either gal, or any gal in this film, do scenes that are like this. Once again the angles are not shown for sexiness or pizzazz, they are apart of the flow of the movie. I think Dana aimed to show a more realistic side of lesbian porn but one that is still so beyond sexy. This scene is why every girl/girl fan is a girl/girl fan whether they want to admit it or not. This scene edges out Abella’s scene for the best of the bunch but barely and if that scene was worth the price of admission, you can only imagine how good this scene is.

Through thick and thin, whether you are a Dana DeArmond fan or not this DVD may either be hit or miss for you. Dana DeArmond reminds me of one of my favorite performers from years past, the lovely Madison. Both possessed these killer bodies and amazing sex drives, as well as being able to flip a switch and play any role in the fantasies that are the adult film world, that is just how good they are. One thing both possess as well is a bit of spark, kookiness and zeal that no other performer has. Dana calls herself “weird” a lot in this film and I can see how people misinterpret that with her. I think her “kookiness” or “weirdness” is one of the things that makes her such a draw in the adult entertainment world. I went into watching this film expecting the total opposite of what I got from Dana DeArmond. In the beginning, I will admit I scratched my head a bit but as each scene progresses and each interview goes along you get sucked into a very amazing world and a very amazing idea from the one and only Dana Vespoli. I do not know if that was Dana’s intention when she made this movie. You do not know if you are seeing the real Dana DeArmond or the performer but that is what makes a great film, I don’t care if you are watching a porno or the next Star Wars. This film is one of a kind. I think it will float some people’s boats but not all. The secret is to see this film for it’s uniqueness. If you go into it like I did, expecting some rehearsed sex scenes with the same old play and sex you will not enjoy this film. You have to be willing to see things that you are not accustomed to in a lesbian porn film. The one thing I can tell you about this DVD, the sex alone is worth the purchase. No matter if you like Dana DeArmond or not, the sex is beyond wicked and with the amazing beauties within this unique film I guarantee you will watch it more than twice. This is one film definitely worth having as apart of your adult film library!