Dad Keeps Yoinkin' My Dates! Review

Running Time:
34 min.

Release Date:
05/22/2023

Director:
None credited

Cast:
Paisley Porter
with
Jimmy Collins and Mick Blue

Audio /Video Quality:
The technical aspects are very nicely done, which is nothing unusual for Brazzers. The audio is clear and well balanced and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks great. It's well lit and clear with a solid hand on the camera and eye behind it.

Watermark Warning:
I don't know of anyone who likes watermarks, but if people think it helps them against piracy I guess I can live with them if they're done right and it seems like all internet scenes have them. Here Brazzers does it right. The logo is fairly small, stays in one place, and although it has a touch of color it's very easy to put out of one's mind. In all honesty, I'm not sure I even noted it after the first five seconds of the scene.

The Release:

Jimmy is worried about smoking hot blonde Paisley, who's looking fantastic in a little white dress and black and white checkered heels, meeting his dad Mick as his dad's rich and opinionated, which clues her in to why he has his expensive clothes. She quickly lets him know to write his worries in his diary and that she's ready to meet his dad. Mick ignores them as they first arrive, but quickly notices Paisley when he looks up and they make a few eyes at each other. After Mick and Paisley are introduced, Jimmy lets Mick know that they're going to watch some TV and do some sex stuff so he should leave, and Mick gives one last move on Paisley before leaving. When Jimmy tries kissing her again she lets him know that it's time to eat her booty and bends over to check her makeup as Jimmy slides down her checkered panties to eat and finger her ass from behind. When Paisley sees Mick walking nearby she breaks out her tits and waves him in. Mick rushes in to suck her tits as Jimmy continues to work on her from behind before she has Jimmy fuck her doggie style as Mick pulls out his cock for her to stroke. Soon after Jimmy pops (with a load of fake cum landing on her Paisley's ass) and after he wipes it up with a towel she lets him know that she'll clean it up herself.

As Paisley cleans herself up in the bathroom Mick arrives with a hard cock and a quick kiss. She quickly turns around to let Mick start spearing her shitpussy from behind before he has her get down to suck him clean. Mick gives Paisley a solid face fucking before they move by the bathtub for her to happily impale her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style. She eagerly sucks his cock clean of her ass juices before taking it back in her ass in the traditional cowgirl. Mick pulls out to Paisley can show off a nice little gape and also mixes in a little fucking for her bald pussy. They go back to reverse cowgirl for Mick to stretch out Paisley's pooper before he pounds it from behind. Paisley sucks him clean while giving him plenty of great eyes and smiles before standing up for some ballerina anal. Paisley lets Mick know she wants his load in her asshole, and after an editing cut a thick cum-like substance rolls out of her asshole. As they walk out of the bathroom Jimmy walks in shocked that Mick would fuck his girlfriend and Mick lets him know he'll buy him another car to make up for it.

Dad Keeps Yoinkin' My Dates! is a great return for Paisley Porter. The cute blonde turned out some fantastic anal scenes when she first arrived before taking off a year or two, and I was thrilled to see that she came back to shoot an anal creampie scene for Brazzers. I'll say right now that the cumshots are easily the weakest thing about the scene. Jimmy's is obviously faked and the editing cut before the cum runs out of Paisley's well fucked asshole combined with the consistency and volume leave Mick's pop looking augmented at best and questionable at the worst. Mick always lays some solid pipe with good cum, so the popshot here was a definite disappointment. Beyond that, this is a hot and fun scene. Paisley looks as hot as they day she left and puts out plenty of energy and vocals with a great attitude as she gives up her holes to Jimmy and Mick. Yes, I do wish this would have turned into a double penetration with Jimmy walking in on Paisley and Mick in the act and Mick having him join in, but this is still a very solid scene. The gapes are decent and Paisley is more than willing to take the ass to mouth action as the dirty little golddigging slut she is. If you're a fan of scenes where the dad bangs his son's girlfriend, anal sex, or are a fan of Paisley Porter, Dad Keeps Yoinkin' My Dates! should leave you more than pleased.

The Extras:
As usual with web scenes, a photo gallery is also available.

Condom Usage:
None

Final Thoughts:
It's a great comeback scene for Paisley Porter that's well worth picking up.

Note to Brazzers:
I hope you have more in store with Paisley Porter!!!

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