Cumvert Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  10/19/2005

In “Cumvert,” director Jewel De’Nyle attempts to make otherwise average girls look beautiful and get them to perform hot sex when they obviously would rather be getting a root canal. She fails on both points.

Kylie Ireland used to be a very sexy, cute performer, but time has taken its toll and she’s stayed a little past her prime. The redhead is teamed with Manuel Ferrara in a routine, mechanical romp featuring anal, A2M, and an open-mouth facial.

Brunette Randi Wright is sporting two huge tats on her tummy, which makes her fit it well with her partner, the heavily-inked Kurt Lockwood. She’s got a cute, shaved pussy, and she takes a closed-mouth facial at the end.

Nadia Sinn is another brown-haired girl who, unfortunately, has some severe stretch mark problems on her tits and butt. Alex Sanders doesn’t look much better, but he drills her butt and drops a load on her tongue to end another monotonous scene.

Ebony actress Sydnee Capri is a quite pudgy, but she’s a willing partner for Dale DaBone in an unarousing scene that includes anal, A2M, and a facial.

Finally, semi-cute blonde Hillary Scott cavorts with Lockwood and gets her ass fucked hard. She also does some A2M before taking a load of little Kurts in her mouth.

The DVD includes a Behind the Scenes segment, a Photo Gallery, Cumshot Recap, Director’s Bio, Trailers, and Web info as extras. Almost as numbing as the feature itself! No condoms were utilized.