Cum-Sucking MILFs Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  1/29/2008

The Little Details

Running Time: 110 min.

Production Date: 9 / 5 / 2006

Director: None credited

Cast: Heather Lane, Jacqueline Rose, Jerrika Michaels, Lola Lee, Vanessa Videl, Anthony Rosano, and a bunch of uncredited guys

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Score has been a bit hit or miss for me. I'm not sure what to expect here.

Initial Reaction: The movie's nothing special, but the extras are very well done.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting women between forty and sixty-plus

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting plenty of anal

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is pretty clear and decently balanced, but there are a few minor balance problems and very minor background noises. The video is presented in the full frame format and is okay. The editing is a little choppy and there's a bit of camera motion to distract from the action. The lighting, however, is nicely handled.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu is pretty generic, and just blends a still with a few clips from the movie for an okay first impression. The chapter menu is pretty good, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene plus the name of the MILF in it.

The Feature

Some men want a woman who's a little older. With age, they know, often comes experience. These MILFs all have plenty of experience, and love to swallow cum.

Scene 1 – Lola Lee and Anthony Rosano

Lola, a bottle blonde who looks like she might not even remember her fiftieth birthday, starts out in a little denim outfit on a bed as Anthony comes in to whine to her about how he can't keep a girlfriend. She lets him know that she can hold onto her man because she swallows, and when he tells her that he thought that only happened in movies Lola pretty much throws herself at him to show him about it. The action cuts to her sucking Anthony's cock and balls as he stands in front of her as well as laying back on the bed where he can play with her pussy as she sucks and strokes him. It cuts to Lola taking it hard missionary style before she gets on all fours to have her ass licked and get fucked doggie style. Lola mixes in a little cocksucking for Anthony as he spoons her, and even gets up to ride him in each of the cowgirls before letting him spunk in her mouth so she can swallow it down.

This is an okay scene. Lola and Anthony put out some decent vocals, and thankfully she didn't break a hip with how hard Anthony was pounding her. The scene moves along at a pretty good pace, but the choppy editing held it back a bit for me. Lola's age also held it back for me, and made me think that in addition to their being a weight limit for people wearing spandex, there should also be an age limit for women to get belly button piercings. This is a pretty average scene, and I know that a bit reason for my not getting into it too much was Lola being much older than I expected here.

Scene 2 – Jacqueline Rose and a guy

As Jacqueline's man kisses her he tells her he can't believe how he got a younger woman. He tells her that he's thirty five and think she's about thirty two, and can't believe it when she tells him that she's really forty eight. That doesn't stop either of them, and after he kisses her tits their clothes magically disappear and she's busy gobbling his knob and taking it all the way into her mouth (which might make it to the back of her mouth). Jacqueline lies back on the bed and starts moaning away as soon as his tongue touches her pussy, but moments later the action cuts to him playing with her pussy as she gives him a bit more head. She goes back to moaning wildly as he fucks her missionary style, but curbs it back a little when she rolls over for him to fuck her doggie style. Jacqueline also rides him in both cowgirls before getting down on her knees to take a nice pop over her tongue and then swallowing it down. She even does a fairly obnoxious showing of her open mouth to prove that it's all gone afterwards.

This is an okay scene. I liked the opening with Jacqueline surprising the guy with how old she is, and she does carry her age extremely well. She puts out some nice energy, but the vocals seemed to go way overboard and held the scene back for me. The editing was also weak and there was a little camera motion to further distract from the scene. This is a pretty average scene, but there was something about Jacqueline that drew me into the scene.

Scene 3 – Jerrika Michaels and a guy

Bottle blonde Jerrika shows off her big tits and ass while showing off her well aged body before helping her Latin lover out of his pants so she can suck his cock. She has him try to fuck her tits from above (no doubt so she doesn't crack a rib if he sat on her chest) before letting him fuck her missionary style. She gets up to ride the guy in both cowgirls, and also puts out spooning and in doggie. Finally she takes a very nice load in her mouth and swallows it down.

Ever watch My Name is Earl? Remember “Patty the Daytime Hooker”? Well put that attitude in a slightly better looking woman and you have Jerrika Michaels in this scene. She has a nice body and puts out some decent energy and vocals, but there's just no personality there and she immediately gave the feeling for me that she didn't care if the guy fucked her or not. Thankfully she does get into the scene as it goes on, but this scene has a lousy start whose attitude never quite left me watching the scene. This is another okay scene.

Scene 4 – Heather Lane and Anthony Rosano

Dirty blonde Heater starts the penultimate scene in a red tank top, a black skirt, and red satin panties showing off while talking about the allure of older women. She strips down and plays with herself a bit before the action cuts to her wantonly sucking Anthony's cock. Heather lies back on the bed for him to fuck her missionary style, and vocally urges him on as they fuck their way through doggie and spooning. They mix in a little cocksucking and titty fucking before Heather rides Anthony in both cowgirls, and then finish things up with her sucking his balls as he strokes himself so he can pop in her mouth and she can swallow it down.

This is a pretty good scene. Heather looks pretty good for her age, and I couldn't help but think that she must have really been smoking hot twenty years ago. Her vocals get a little over the top throughout the scene, but at least she matches them with plenty of energy. This is a good scene, and easily one of the best in the movie.

Scene 5 – Vanessa Videl and a guy

As Vanessa shows off her dress, he lets her know that he doesn't like it because it makes her look like a little girl instead of a mature woman. She has him come over to help her out of it, and he moves in to suck her tits as soon as they pull down her top. She sucks his cock as soon as it comes out and then lies back for him to tongue and finger it. He moves on to fuck Vanessa missionary style, and then has her get on all fours so he can fuck her doggie style as she fingers her ass. Vanessa also rides him in each of the cowgirls before laying on her side and letting him fuck her ass. She gets back on all fours for a bit more buttfucking and then lays back for him to pop in her mouth so she can swallow it down.

This scene might make it past the average mark. Vanessa puts out some good vocals and energy, but the guy didn't bring any personality to the scene and the camera angles seemed very limited. Vanessa seems to take it in the ass quite well, but due to the camera angles you often can't see her face to tell that well. This scene barley noses past the average mark, and could have been much better with a little more skilled camera work and editing.

Cum-Sucking MILFs is a pretty average release. The ladies here put some pretty good energy into the scenes, but the vocals often push things a bit and get a little obnoxious. Just as obnoxious is some of the swallowing finishes, with the girls holding their mouths open for long periods of time after already noticeably swallowing down the cum. I think Heather put out the best scene here, while Lola seemed like she should have spent her time taking her social security check to the bingo parlor for more money rather than doing her scene. If you want all mid-forties to mid-sixties women Cum-Sucking MILFs might be right up your alley, but the age came forward just a little much for me here.

The Extra Stuff

The slide show lasts just over two minutes with about five seconds per framed photo which ranges from good to horribly pixelated. Supposedly trailers are included, but all they seemed to be for was phone sex. There's also website information and bonus footage.

The bonus footage is nicely broken down by girl and lets you choose between them backstage and an interview with them. Lola poses for stills and works on herself with a dildo for a minute before taking almost twenty minutes to talk about some of the people both her and the interviewer know, her age, and how her sexuality's changed with age. They also chat about her sexual experiences with Lola letting it all hang out. Jacqueline takes about a minute and a half to touch herself up and pose for photos before an eighteen and a half minute interview. They talk about her being bisexual as well as bilingual, how she got into the industry, and how she enjoys smoking cigars before she lights one up. Jacqueline talks about cigars and sex, and even runs down a list of sex acts she's done or would like to do before talking about being a female barber. Jerrika doesn't give an interview, but does turn in about three and a half minutes of backstage footage getting dressed, posing, and playing with herself. Heather takes a couple minutes to show off backstage, get ready, and pose for photos before taking a half hour to chat. She talks about what a great time she's been having, formerly being a big tittied schoolteacher who wore high heels and stockings but no panties, and having a very dirty mind. Heather shows off and works herself over with a few toys as she chats with the guys, and talks about how she's improved sexually with age. Finally Vanessa Videl chats for about twenty five minutes and starts out by quickly stripping down before chatting about her age and showing off her great body. She chats about sex and life, her nipples getting her in trouble, and taking care of her breasts. They even bring in her man so she can give him a little lesson on eating pussy before she answers a few more sex questions. Although the main movie didn't do a lot for me, the bonus footage really did. You get some nice eye candy from the women along with plenty of personality with a very fun feeling. Heather Lane really came off well here, and although I doubted some of her vocals in the movie that doubt faded away watching her here. Vanessa and Jacqueline also came off very well, and even Lola took on a whole new dimension. The movie didn't impress me too much here and I was really impressed by the bonus footage. I can only imagine how much better all of the bonus footage will be for those who really enjoyed the movie.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, older women, rimming (male > female), swallowing, titty fucking, and anal

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Score's DVDs can be found online for between about $17 and $25 with quite a few stores offering them for under $20. The movie's okay, and the technical aspects are pretty average. The extras, however, show a lot of effort and really help out the overall DVD. This is an okay movie with plenty of effort put into the extras, and since there's about as much bonus footage as there is movie, it's probably worth your money if you're a fan of older women.

Note to Score: Thank you for putting so much effort into your extras. Although the movie didn't do a lot for me, your effort here really showed a lot of care for your product.

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