Cum-Spoiled Sluts Review

Reviewed by Mythmaker  on  5/9/2009

This is the first title I’ve reviewed in over a year and I’m super excited it’s for a star who helped cement my appreciation for adult media, Jenna Fucking Haze. I would ask in advance to please read my Overview to understand the 4 star rating!!! I’m very excited about Jenna’s production company, Jennaration X, and for better or worse, expectations are extremely high. Not only is she being backed by Jules Jordan Productions, she has a long, diverse history with subsequent experiences, and access to some of the most talented behind the scenes crew in adult. Will Jenna hit the right tone, or will she overreach and possibly make a mess. Folks, she makes a mess, but a mess in the best, sloppiest way only a Cum-Spoiled Slut could clean up. You know Jenna the Female Performer of the Year, now say hello to Jenna, the Best Director in the making.

Attempt # 1 – Cum-Spoiled Sluts.

Jenna Haze & James Dean

There’s a long intro with Jenna looking seductively into the camera, sensually posing as though we need any reminder how hot she is. The scene opens with lots of oral, rimming, pussy licking, and finger banging to completion. I would like to see M-F oral to completion as a standard act, or at least happen more often. Too often it’s a little licking then immediate penetration. Watching a girl cum from head is sexy as fuck, and here is an amazing example. Some sloppy head from Jenna follows, and she just can’t help but be stunningly beautiful. The fucking is passionate and intense, prompting Jenna to say things like “You just fuck me the way you wanna fuck me” & “I’m the dirtiest, prettiest whore”. I couldn’t agree more. Lots of anal fucking in RCG has Jenna screaming, and when she hops off for A2M, James points out how wide she is, which entices him for some rimming. The scene is truly hot, and there’s a nice spin on the cumshot delivery which was very cool – I think the cinematic term mis en scene applies. A very solid intro to the flick.

Riley Evans & Mick Blue

This is my first time watching Riley, and I’m super stoked to see this luscious, curvy, big tittied siren get worked over. The opening has a bit of a tease sequence, with Riley looking into the camera with that “I would destroy you in bed”, porn star gaze. I know when I move from interested to “in love” with a porn star, and it didn’t take but 30 seconds before I can say that I love Riley Evans. She’s thick, but packed, with a face that would give me a heart attack if she turned in my direction and said hello. Riley’s package includes a meaty ass with tone, shapely thighs, voluptuous tits, attitude, and simply exquisitely beautiful. Did I mention that I’m writing this after 30 seconds? Mick Blue is the stud and the oral leads to titty fucking, then some very nice M2F oral, including a nice close up rim job. If you don’t quite agree with my assessment Riley has a meaty ass, watch her fucking in CG. I’m liking the progression from CG to rimming to standing doggy, finished with some nice P2M. Lots of fucking in mish, Riley squeeling, titties bouncing, pushy squishing… and Mick goes down to suck her sloppy pussy lips. Very nice. The ass fucking is captured very well, and Riley Evans emotes with passion in a genuine way. Her body is fantastic, her ass tight, and her face is simply gorgeous. Mick and Riley share great chemistry, and I’m very impressed with Riley – how have I not known of her before?!! Scene finished with a few ropes across Riley’s face, and this woman is a stunner folks!! Love her.

Jenna Haze, Nikki Rhodes, & Johnny Sinz

I love the set up for this scene. Jenna and Nikki are supposedly high school girls home alone and up to no good. They can’t believe that two girls as hot as they are have nothing to do, so they smoke some pot, break out a camera, and decide to make a celebrity fuck tape hotter than all the others. There’s lots of great tease with seamless cuts between the primary camera and the POV camera the girls trade off holding. We all know just how hot Jenna is, but I am stunned by how sensual and commandingly gorgeous Nikki is. She’s got creamy skin with lots of freckles, perfect B-cup tits, a soft trimmed red bush, and a respectable booty to top it off. What’s missing is a cock for the girls to share. In comes Johnny, who both girls are surprised to learn they’ve been fucking on alternate days. What they agree on is that “he can throw down”. It’s not long before the girl’s trade off giving head, Jenna taking the lead while Nikki plays with her pussy. Some face sitting is appreciated, leading to mish for Nikki, then doggy for Jenna. I like Nikki’s ass bouncing in CG, revealing she’s got a bright future for the booty lovin’ crowd. Jenna kicks her off the ride saying “don’t be greedy with that cock”, climbing on for her turn. Everyone is involved in the scene, though with either of the girl’s using a camera the general layout of always being directly involved is pared down some. The girls stay involved with lots of dirty talk, and I like how that works. There’s a moment where Jenna has the camera focused on Johnny’s cock literally being kissed by Nikki’s pussy lips as he enters for a RCG ride. Jenna has him pull out and enter again… sooo fucking sexy. Jenna gets fucked in spoon to a completion that’s seems rather spontaneous. Nikki licks up the cum and share’s a kiss with Jenna. A scene with lots of energy, an innovative diagenic camera technique, and what might be an introduction to many of a super sexy new redhead in Nikki Rhodes.

Bobbi Star, Mick Blue, & Jerry

The premise of the scene is Jenna needing to prepare for a scene. The guys are waiting upstairs and she is choosing her outfit when she is interrupted by Bobbi Star, playing herself, claiming to want to clean as it turns her on. OK. Jenna lets her do her thing and goes to change clothes. We watch Bobbi crawl around dusting furniture, then her pussy, interspersed with Jenna stripping and changing into a string one piece bikini. Bobbi wanders upstairs, while Jenna finishes changing and returns downstairs. Jenna can’t find Bobbi and goes to look, only to find Bobbi sucking off the male talent meant for Jenna. Bobbi is such a cum spoiled slut! Jenna wants a show and Bobbi doesn’t disappoint displaying deep throat skills and a penchant for wet, sloppy, throat fucking that is beautiful to behold. Positions begin to unfold and Bobbi knows what she wants. A point I particularly enjoyed was Bobbi riding Mick in CG, sucking Jerry, and the camera pans around to a close up of Bobbi’s ass, and we notice she’s airtighted herself, three fingers knuckle deep. Bobbi Star, ladies and gentleman. Anal fucking isn’t long off and Bobbi appears to cum almost seconds after her ass is plugged. Positions continue to roll by, with a notable shot of Micky pounding her in RCGA, Bobbi’s pussy flowered wide, and she noticeably cums. Gorgeous. Bobbi gets reamed in a CG DP, then slips off for P2M and A2M cleanup. RCGDP rounds it off, Bobbi cumming again. Loads are dropped across her face and open mouth, her looking in the camera with those large, round, ice blue eyes, swirling the cum around her tongue and swallowing.

Disc 2 –

Alyssa Hall & James Dean

I love a girl who looks like they just skipped out of High School after lunch, having just turned 18, to jump head first into their long anticipated adult career. Alyssa Hall looks and sounds just like that fantasy, strolling along the side of a pool, sucking a bright red lollipop. I’m gonna need to see that ID again… great, let’s see what that teen pussy smells like. Alyssa has a brief Q&A with Jenna, and she’s so fresh it’s obvious; just listen to her answers. Jenna guides her inside to meet James Dean. For fans of newbie girls, it’s gonna be a treat watching Alyssa fumble her way through the hardcore paces. She looks delectable sucking cock, and I truly envy James the opportunity to put his mouth on her tight, dime size pussy. Fucking begins in doggy, and Jesus if I didn’t feel the need to check her ID again. James is a little chatty while he fucks her, but he does produce a genuine squeal indicating her announcement of “I’m cumming!” was genuine. The newbie girl dynamic is played out well, with the girl wanting to guide the action at times, but quickly being taken over by the vet who’s basically fucking her. Missionary moves to pile driver with some brief P2 clean-up. They move to a couch and fuck in doggy again, mixing in some spoon, and damn if I didn’t think she got fucked to a couple orgasms. James has her do some more veeeery brief P2M (she’ll learn), and I couldn’t help be reminded of Lela Star’s perfect, petite, natural body, while she gets a little titty fuck. RCG is played out nice, and she looks fantastic in this position. The best moment of the scene was the longest P2M action that moved to 69, and I could really imagine sucking on her pussy just then. Hot! Missionay closes it out, James pulling out to titty fuck to a pop. Alyssa wipes up the mess with her fingers and sucks the cum load. A solid scene for a new girl, who’s only get sexier the more confidence she has.

Jenna Haze & Scott Nails

The set up is a little corny, and I love that Jenna is trying to portray a fantasy, but kind of a miss for this one. I’m confident she’ll make em work in the future, and I did like the one with Nikki Rhodes – that was fun. Here it’s just a couple dead minutes till we can imagine it’s our hands squeezing Jenna’s ass while she kisses us. I’m thinking Jenna had Alyssa stay after school to watch her demonstrate how to suck a cock (not that Alyssa was poor, but a pro has a certain flare). Jenna has her pussy and ass eaten for a moment, then an extended standing doggy. A chair that doesn’t look particularly comfortable to sit in holds while Jenna rides him RCG – and fuck does she look delicious. Look for that shot of her pussy sliding off his dick while she says “Your cock wants to cum already, but it doesn’t get to”. Nice. We get some nice CG action, and it’s mesmerizing watching Jenna work her hips. Anal penetration comes courtesy of a spoon position, and it’s hot but brief. Some standing doggy, back to vag, and Scott pops on her tongue. The second pop does happen, though a cut makes the legitimacy of it happening in the moment a little suspect – who cares, though, cause Jenna swallows both loads like the Cum Spoiled Slut she truly is.

Bonus Features:

Jenna Haze & Tom Byron

I’m not sure if this is new for this DVD or if it was from another feature. Being as this is Jenna’s directorial debut, I’m assuming it’s new for her feature. This would be the fourth new full scene with Jenna for this title!!! Jenna is outfitted in heels, black, lace thigh high stockings, and a pastel pink corset with her ass and breasts on full display. Her hair is gorgeous and lustrous, cascading over shoulders like a goddess. She is beauty incarnate, a porn star’s porn star. The tease is hot, her oral treatment of an by Tom is equally hot. The fucking is all vag, and a long CG ride with plenty of P2M is the highlight for me. The cumshot is spontaneous and generous, with Tom blowing like 4-5 streams across her face. Very hot scene, and for someone who hasn’t really watched Tom in action since, maybe, Whack Attack 7 (great title), he is in fine form.

Behind the Scenes – Super fun moments that prove Jenna is a goofball and super funny. James Dean was funny as hell too. These candid moments are always appreciated for how they show how it’s a good deal of work for these folks, and the fucking is a fantasy, not how it appears on film. I especially enjoyed seeing Jenna au-naturale, without the porn-star makeup job – damn is she beautiful!! The set looked fun, the stars looked relaxed and into each other, and I found it re-watchable, if one can see that.

Cumshot Recap, Cast List, Filmographies, and Webpages round out the extras.

Overview:

My expectations are very high for a Jenna Haze production, featuring her in four scenes, derived from her perverse little mind, and backed by JJ studios. Four stars is a near perfect rating for her, despite having one more star to play with. This is her first title, and it is FUCKING AMAZING, NO DOUBT. However, it will not be he best, and I want to save some room to rate what’s to cum a little higher. That being said, buy this movie today, if you haven’t already. Jenna Haze is a force of nature both in front of, and based on this effort, behind the camera. Congratulations Jenna, you do NOT disappoint!!