Cum One, Cum All (New Machine) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  10/8/2000

Running Time: 140 min.

Production Year: 1996

Director: Randy West

Cast: Asia Carrera, Felicia, Dyanna Lauren, Celeste, Jenna Jameson, Taylor Moore, Kylie Ireland, Lana Sands, Leena, Mickey Lynn, Vanessa Chase, Krista, Jasmine Aloha, Jordan McKnight, Roxanne Blaze, Draghixa, Heather St. Clair, Marc Davis, Alex Sanders, Randy West, Jake Steed, & John Buoy

Extras: Photo gallery, previews, web site info, Randy's gallery

Audio Quality: Not too good. There's a lot of echoing.

Video Quality: Also not too good. I think it was shot on video and is done in an amateur style.

Music: None.

Initial Expectations: I wasn't quite sure what to expect here. It's the best of 'Up & Cummers', so it should be good, but gonzo can be really iffy for me. It's also early footage of some of the biggest recent porn stars, so it the least it should at least be fun to see how far they've cum, I mean came, I mean, well you know.

Initial Reaction: It's a pretty good look back at some of today's hottest adult stars. The only bad thing is Randy West is in almost every scene.

Review: 'Cum One, Cum All' is a collection of some of the best scenes from the first twenty Up & Cummers movies. Looking back, a lot of today's top performers were in Up & Cummers, and it's kind of fun to see them back when they were starting out. Some of them, such as Jenna, Celeste, Kylie Ireland, and others, you'll recognize right away. Some others, such as Roxanne Blaze and Mickey Lynn aren't in the business any more, but 'Cum One, Cum All' immediately reminds us of why we enjoyed them so much when they were.

The scenes show a wide variety of what the girls do. Almost all of the girls have a masturbation scene. Some, such as Celeste and Dyanna Lauren only do a solo scene. Others, such as Roxanne Blaze, Draghixa, and Taylor Moore also do a group scene and anal scenes. Some others, such as Mickey Lynn and Vanessa Chase only have the anal scene here without anything else.

This leads to my main complaint about 'Cum One, Cum All' being that a lot of the scenes were edited. I understand that it's a 'best of' feature, but I would have preferred that they would have kept the full scene and left out a few. I noticed the editing of scenes at the start in the Roxanne Blaze scenes. Most noticeable, however, is the Kylie Ireland / Jenna Jameson scene. I felt that maybe half of the scenes between them were here. Also, the Asia Carrera scene had nothing but Randy fucking Asia. Asia has always had very good oral skills which it seems wrong that anybody should be deprived of watching.

Although everybody in 'Cum One, Cum All' is a pro, it still has an amateur feel to it. This isn't such a bad thing. Almost every girl is natural here. Only a couple have had boob jobs. At the time most of the scenes were recorded, it's pretty noticeable when you get a girl that has had one. Some of the girls, such as Jenna, you actually get to see without boob jobs. I was amazed at Jenna's beauty. Please don't get me wrong, she's beautiful now also, but there's just something about the natural, unenhanced woman that you just can duplicate. Jenna really had a great body to start with, and it's too bad that she felt she had to 'enhance' it so much. Jenna fans really should pick this, or the original Up & Cummers she was in, up. Jenna's scenes last over twenty minutes and even contain an internal cum shot.

Raincoat Factor: Extreme

Overall: 'Cum One, Cum All' is a kind of fun look back at some of today's hottest stars starting out. Randy West is in almost every scene, so if you don't like watching him, avoid this release. On the plus side, almost all the girls seem to really enjoy what they're doing and almost all of them are natural. The audio and video leave much to be desired, but it's still viewable.

Themes: amateur, straight, lesbian, group, masturbation, toys, rimming, anal, internal cum shots, male anal stimulation