Cum On My Face 1 (Private) Review

Reviewed by baskkk2003  on  3/25/2005

The concept of the new Private release ‘Cum On My Face’ appears to be based squarely on the American series, 'The Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio', and other US products in that vein. Okay - the girls in ‘Cum On My Face’ are all European (mostly Hungarian), and the directors are familiar Private names (Frank Thring, Javi and Alessandro del Mar), but the look and style of the film are unashamedly American and this could easily be mistaken for an American film. Fans of Private blowjob and cumshot movies will be pleased to note that this time all the material is original rather than a compilation of past triumphs.

'Cum On My Face' will appeal to the 'no-bullshit' type of viewer because there is no story-telling in this film, no narrative frameworking. There are fifteen different scenes and they all pretty much adhere to the same formula. The setting is usually basic and the girls are given a natural look rather than the full-on 'glamour' treatment typical of bigger-budget Private productions. Every scene is m/f and it's all about bjs and cumshots (no fucking). In some cases the girls tease the camera a bit before starting work on the hunk in hand. The scenes comprise POVs and angled bj close-ups. In every scene the girl brings her guy to a climax.

For me, the stand-out girl is the sweet-faced Suzy Carina, who appears on the box cover with Thalia. Czech girl Suzy sucks off George Uhl in an outdoor sequence shot by a swimming pool, and along the way she gives him a little foot-fucking too! George leaves a nice helping of goo on her face and she gives us a sexy little farewell wave before the fade. (In the 'Scene Selection' menu, Suzy's scene is the last, #15, but if you watch the film on 'Play' you'll find that the scene is actually the penultimate one, not the final one. For readers of Private magazines, Suzy Carina is also known as Susana; she can be seen in ‘Pirate' #89, 'Private' #177 and 'Triple X' #54.)

Finally, I'd like to mention an amusing 'Extra'. 'Cum On My Face' has a catchy title song with a female vocal, which is included in full as a 'Karaoke Clip' among the 'Extra Materials' - together with subtitles so that the viewer can sing along! For those of us miss the mid-90s era of pigeon-English, comic-cuts captioning in Private magazine photosets, fear not: we can now re-live those moments of innocent exuberance in a brand new 'Cum On My Face' sing-song:

"Cum on my face and tell me that you love me,
Cum in my mouth and let me taste your gooooo.
I love to suck your naughty bits,
When you're between my lips,
You blow me awaaay.
Cum on my face and let my lips embrace you,
Come in my mouth and then I'll swallow your gooo.
Life can be fine if your cock can be mine,
If you cum in my hair, in my eyes, everywhere!
And I'll suck... 'till you're blown awaaaaaaaaaay!"

baskkk